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JSUCamel
06-05-2009, 07:04 PM
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read in my entire life. Be sure to read the comments:

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/relationships/blog/2009/06/allergic_to_grilled_cheese.html (SFW)

DeiwosTheSkyGod
06-06-2009, 12:00 AM
I'd be concerned that she is disgusted. I thought that these days grilled cheese was part of everyone's balanced diet, one of the major food groups. I would feel unreasonable if I expected my husband to go without grilled cheese altogether. I want my husband to be happy, and I think a good wife learns how to make good grilled cheese sandwiches.
One note, the OP should be sure that the pots and pans and utensils are really clean - just out of the dishwasher is especially good. And as someone noted above, pushing her face into the pan while she's cooking is just bad form.
:D
I love how everyone ran with the grilled cheese metaphor in the comments.

tworiverswoman
06-06-2009, 02:21 AM
I loved how there were a few people who obviously only scanned the original post and had no clue there was a euphemism being employed.

I especially loved when several people ranted that he should just learn to grill his OWN cheese sandwiches and the original letter writer said he'd never met a man who could reach the pan!

I agree with Camel -- one of the funniest webpages I've ever read.

Anaiya Sedai
06-06-2009, 03:35 AM
:D :D :D
that's hilarious
:D :D :D

Davian93
06-06-2009, 07:25 AM
~thinks about grilled cheese~

Mmmm...

~thinks about "grilled cheese"~

Giggity...

~thinks about grilled cheese and "grilled cheese"~

Giggity giggity.

Davian93
06-06-2009, 07:29 AM
hmm maybe i am missing the point here and this isn't about "grilled cheese".. but why dont' you just make it your own d3mned self? compromise.
Posted by Linda June 4, 09 12:06 PM

Perhaps the best comment I've seen so far. I love the "substitute a 3 for the "a" in damned so she's not swearing...classic.

DahLliA
06-07-2009, 04:16 PM
lol :D

StrangePackage
06-07-2009, 04:25 PM
Perhaps the best comment I've seen so far. I love the "substitute a 3 for the "a" in damned so she's not swearing...classic.

How limber would you have to be to be able to make your own grilled cheese?

That's all sorts of contortionist right there.

Davian93
06-07-2009, 06:30 PM
How limber would you have to be to be able to make your own grilled cheese?

That's all sorts of contortionist right there.

Marilyn Manson?

Jonai
06-07-2009, 07:42 PM
Really really flexible, or have a rib removed.

Brita
06-07-2009, 08:14 PM
LOL!

The most valid post I saw was this:

#1 Is the kitchen spotless? #2 Do you fix sandwiches for her?

Good questions, very good questions. Especially # 1.

Davian93
06-07-2009, 08:25 PM
LOL!

The most valid post I saw was this:



Good questions, very good questions. Especially # 1.

That's definitely a 2-way street though...

Brita
06-07-2009, 08:30 PM
That's definitely a 2-way street though...

Without a doubt. No forests please, either gender. Oh wait, now I am mixing up the metaphor.

StrangePackage
06-07-2009, 09:44 PM
You prefer your grilled cheese with no crusts?

Belazamon
06-07-2009, 09:45 PM
Without a doubt. No forests please, either gender. Oh wait, now I am mixing up the metaphor.
Are you saying you can't see the forest for the cheese?

Frenzy
06-07-2009, 10:05 PM
Are you saying you can't see the forest for the cheese?
at yeast it's trees and not crabgrass.

Frenzy
06-07-2009, 11:39 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/7/128889095443850396.jpg
:eek:

Crispin's Crispian
06-07-2009, 11:51 PM
at yeast it's trees and not crabgrass.
Yeast? Blech.



Best comment I read:

(I could barely sleep last night waiting for this post.)

I love making grill cheese sandwiches for my man, but that hasn't always been the case. I was never traumatized, I just didn't know how to make them. I mean, quite honestly, they aren't the easiest thing in the world to make, especially toward the end.

One thing you can do is start by making a triscuit with a little melted cheese on top. These are easy to make and yummy to eat -- indeed, bit size food is all the rage these days (amuse bouche is the correct culinary term right?). Later, you can graduate to half sandwiches and have fun with those until she's ready to make a whole one. Also, make sure that when you graduate to the whole sandwich, she's well aware of how fast or slow it takes for you to finish it.

As far as the reason for her unwillingness to make a sandwich, you must talk to her about it sensitively or risk losing meals of any kind. Tell her how great a cook you think she is. Go over the top. Call her culinary skills legendary. Flattery goes a long way in the cooking department. Mention how much you love grill cheese and how you think the addition of one now and again will really improve your overall enjoyment of sharing meals with her.

Also, you MUST make sure you're cooking her her fair share of open-faced club sandwiches. A successful dining experience requires a lot of give and take.

Also, I must mention there are a lot of online cooking classes if you need help with instruction. That said, man am I hungry.

LOL

Triscuit. Club sandwich... teeheehee

Frenzy
06-08-2009, 12:00 AM
just do NOT compare her skills to other restaurants you have patronized.

hippie-joe
06-08-2009, 02:08 AM
maybe she just sucks at making grilled cheese, hehehehehe

and doesn't feel like getting better at it.

personally, i'm not a big fan of grilled cheese maybe i've just never had a masterful grilled cheese maker make me a grilled cheese, idk.

but that works out cause my girl friend isn't a big fan of light sandwiches, we both perfer 3 course meals. looks like i lucked out

that is pretty d3mn funny though,

E: i especially liked this one
Oh my fellow grilled cheese loving friend,
Run and then run some more. You are a saint or quite possibly Buddha for making it this long!! 2.5 years?? Holy sh** most men can’t make it 2.5 days!

There are plenty of ladies who love making the grilled cheese. Find one. And make as many grilled cheese sandwiches as possible. In the car. Taking a shower. Trying on some new swim trunks. Jury duty. Christmas shopping… And then payback the love of course.

Ladies… This is a deal breaker!
i got my gf to make one in the photobooth at the mall after the pictures were snapped. it was stricktly for the riskyness of it. she pretty much just put a chunck of cheese on a trisket, but it makes a good memory

Anaiya Sedai
06-08-2009, 06:03 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/7/128889095443850396.jpg
:eek:

:D :D :D

You prefer your grilled cheese with no crusts?

EWW!

Definitely no crusts. Best for the pan to be straight from the dishwasher, too. And no lettuce!

Gilshalos Sedai
06-08-2009, 08:22 AM
You also need to make sure you're using the right kind of cheese. No Limberger or roquefort, please.

Davian93
06-08-2009, 09:00 AM
You also need to make sure you're using the right kind of cheese. No Limberger or roquefort, please.

~gags~

great imagery, Gil.

Gilshalos Sedai
06-08-2009, 09:14 AM
And YOU'VE never been on the recieving end of that.

Davian93
06-08-2009, 09:16 AM
And YOU'VE never been on the recieving end of that.

Well no, but I've made plenty of grilled cheese for my GFs...

Gilshalos Sedai
06-08-2009, 09:20 AM
You're mixing your euphemisms. That's an open faced club. ;)

Crispin's Crispian
06-08-2009, 10:11 AM
What about tossed salad? How come no one's brought that up?

Gilshalos Sedai
06-08-2009, 10:21 AM
Ewwwwwww....................

Davian93
06-08-2009, 10:23 AM
What about tossed salad? How come no one's brought that up?

I prefer syrup...

Frenzy
06-08-2009, 10:24 AM
not everyone can be from San Francisco?

Zaela Sedai
06-08-2009, 12:38 PM
Ugh you guys are invoking my gag reflex.

Just come to me once you've been freshly mown and after a rainstorm ;)

Davian93
06-08-2009, 02:09 PM
Ugh you guys are invoking my gag reflex.
;)

Sounds like someone needs some help with their technique...

Brita
06-08-2009, 02:13 PM
Sounds like someone needs some help with their technique...

Sounds like someone is offering.... (:p )

Ivhon
06-08-2009, 02:14 PM
I soooo want my grilled cheese with tomatoes and brie....

No, I don't follow the euphemism on that...and it only makes the thought better!

Davian93
06-08-2009, 02:27 PM
Sounds like someone is offering.... (:p )

~ignores the obvious zing~

I believe Zae already has someone to practice on...

Brita
06-08-2009, 02:36 PM
~ignores the obvious zing~


haha- I just couldn't resist.

Davian93
06-08-2009, 02:38 PM
haha- I just couldn't resist.

I've heard that about you...;)

Brita
06-08-2009, 02:41 PM
I've heard that about you...;)

Zing!

Davian93
06-08-2009, 02:43 PM
Zing!

Well, you left the door wide open on that one.

JSUCamel
06-08-2009, 02:46 PM
Well, you left the door wide open on that one.

The back door?

Anaiya Sedai
06-08-2009, 04:32 PM
*wonders if it is still wise to comment*

Crispin's Crispian
06-08-2009, 05:05 PM
*wonders if it is still wise to comment*
As if wisdom has any bearing on this discussion anymore. ;)

Zaela Sedai
06-08-2009, 08:11 PM
I'm not sure I want practice on trying not to gag on crsuty smell grilled cheese sandwiches...check that I KNOW I don't want practice on that.

Dav..man I hope that's not what you're offering :p

hippie-joe
06-09-2009, 01:27 AM
*wonders if it is still wise to comment*

wisdom went out the back door a few posts back :D

Anaiya Sedai
06-09-2009, 04:42 AM
wisdom went out the back door a few posts back :D

And I thought it went with the gag reflex ;)

Who in their right mind would want to dump someone who is perfect for them, just because they refuse to make grilled cheese? I mean, I got dumped for that once, but I think that was more because I refused to make him grilled cheese sandwiches, but my best friend didn't... :rolleyes:

StrangePackage
06-09-2009, 07:16 AM
And I thought it went with the gag reflex ;)

Who in their right mind would want to dump someone who is perfect for them, just because they refuse to make grilled cheese? I mean, I got dumped for that once, but I think that was more because I refused to make him grilled cheese sandwiches, but my best friend didn't... :rolleyes:

Hunger and the ability to talk openly and comfortably about dining is an important part of any healthy relationship. A better question would be what does this strange woman have against grilled cheese?

Ishara
06-09-2009, 08:51 AM
Grilled cheese first thing in the morning is great. Breakfast of champions.

(Have fun with that.)

Anaiya Sedai
06-09-2009, 09:06 AM
Hunger and the ability to talk openly and comfortably about dining is an important part of any healthy relationship. A better question would be what does this strange woman have against grilled cheese?

Nothing wrong with grilled cheese from a clean pan, nicely arranged, and willingly made.
But when a guy refuses to let you see the pan for a year, and still nags you about not making grilled cheese, it's a little weird. Apparently it had something to do with the fact that he was a strict catholic, just not quite strict enough.. :rolleyes:

Terez
06-09-2009, 09:42 AM
Funny...my first boyfriend had the same strange preferences, though he was a charismatic Baptist rather than a Catholic. Needless to say, I objected to his irrational preferences. :D

Ivhon
06-09-2009, 09:56 AM
Im actually kindof surprised that there have not been many or any objections to the taste of melted cheese. Obviously, the objections to stale bread and dirty pans make sense.

Zaela Sedai
06-09-2009, 11:42 AM
I prefer grilled cheese as an appetizer before the spectacular final spread.

Ishara
06-09-2009, 11:54 AM
Normally I'd agree, but there are exceptions. Sometimes I'm just not hungry for anything else and a little grilled cheese goes a long way. Also, on birthdays, grilled cheese is to be expected.

Terez
06-09-2009, 12:06 PM
Melted cheese isn't all that bad, really. I suppose it could become distasteful if you were to chew on it for too long, though. Best to swallow it down fairly quickly...

Anaiya Sedai
06-09-2009, 12:37 PM
I agree with Ishara.. :D

I don't mind the taste of melted cheese, but in the last couple of months it's started to make me feel sick, blame it on the pregnancy. lol.
And anything gets gross if you chew on it for too long :p

Sinistrum
06-09-2009, 01:10 PM
So wait, does this mean that March 14th is now steak and grilled cheese day? Man that's a lot of food.

Terez
06-09-2009, 01:11 PM
You wouldn't happen to be complaining, would you? :)

Davian93
06-09-2009, 01:16 PM
Grilled cheese first thing in the morning is great. Breakfast of champions.

(Have fun with that.)

Yeah, you just got repped.

Ishara
06-09-2009, 02:32 PM
Sweet! And um, no, I don't actually eat the cheese. But you wouldn't notice, I promise.

Davian93
06-09-2009, 02:39 PM
Sweet! And um, no, I don't actually eat the cheese. But you wouldn't notice, I promise.

Well, that's good, at least. :D

You should turn on your rep, Ishara...

Crispin's Crispian
06-09-2009, 03:33 PM
March 14? I thought it was April 24.

How about both?

Terez
06-09-2009, 05:06 PM
March 14? I thought it was April 24.

How about both?
I wouldn't have a problem with that, so long as we could celebrate something like a Cherry-topped Cheesecake and Taco Salad Day for the ladies, in addition to Valentine's Day. May 14 maybe?

Also, we could also have a Taco Salad and Grilled Cheese Day on June 9. Or September 6, for the folks across the pond...

Crispin's Crispian
06-10-2009, 08:54 AM
Also, we could also have a Taco Salad and Grilled Cheese Day on June 9. Or September 6, for the folks across the pond...
hahahaha

That's a great idea. I love how you're so culturally sensitive.

JSUCamel
06-10-2009, 09:26 AM
I'm against April 24th being any sort of Blank and Grilled Cheese Day, simply because most years when I'm dating someone I get a grilled cheese on my birthday.

Ivhon
06-10-2009, 09:41 AM
I'm against April 24th being any sort of Blank and Grilled Cheese Day, simply because most years when I'm dating someone I get a grilled cheese on my birthday.

Who says you cant have 2 grilled cheeses on your birthday? One for breakfast in bed and one with your steak at night

JSUCamel
06-10-2009, 09:46 AM
Who says you cant have 2 grilled cheeses on your birthday? One for breakfast in bed and one with your steak at night

It's steak and cheese DAY, not steak and cheese MOMENT.

Terez
06-10-2009, 09:48 AM
I love how you're so culturally sensitive.
It might have something to do with the fact that I'm in Europe right now...

Crispin's Crispian
06-10-2009, 10:12 AM
I know, but I didn't want to ruin the hilarious moment.

Crispin's Crispian
06-10-2009, 10:13 AM
It's steak and cheese DAY, not steak and cheese MOMENT.
Dude...you're so obviously not married.

Ishara
06-10-2009, 10:29 AM
Dude...you're so obviously not married. Bwah ha ha!

Yeah...

Brita
06-10-2009, 10:33 AM
Dude...you're so obviously not married.

LOL! And especially not married with kids :D

Besides, making a good grilled cheese is hard work, and by number 3 or beyond it takes the stove element significantly longer to get warmed up and reach it's climax heat. Thus, there will be some manual heating of the grilled cheese until the element is nice and hot.

JSUCamel
06-10-2009, 10:57 AM
Dude...you're so obviously not married.

Nor do I have any desire to enter the shackles of marriage.

RogueSavior
06-10-2009, 06:03 PM
Other shackles, on the other hand, Camel is totally game for.

Also - where was I this whole week? How did I miss THIS?!

I could have had a signature that broke the site faster than one of Terez' polls!

Terez
06-10-2009, 06:38 PM
Other shackles, on the other hand, Camel is totally game for.
I suppose you would know.

RogueSavior
06-10-2009, 06:40 PM
I've seen the video.


It haunts me.

Terez
06-10-2009, 06:45 PM
We all know that's a shady way of saying it's always in your dreams.

Davian93
06-10-2009, 07:01 PM
We all know that's a shady way of saying it's always in your dreams.

+1 to Terez...

Ozymandias
06-10-2009, 07:06 PM
I wouldn't have a problem with that, so long as we could celebrate something like a Cherry-topped Cheesecake and Taco Salad Day for the ladies, in addition to Valentine's Day. May 14 maybe?

Also, we could also have a Taco Salad and Grilled Cheese Day on June 9. Or September 6, for the folks across the pond...

Alright but if thats how its gonna go down, then us guys basically need an equalizer for Valentine's Day.

I'm thinking Superbowl Sunday, but without the bitching and pouting

Ivhon
06-10-2009, 07:12 PM
Alright but if thats how its gonna go down, then us guys basically need an equalizer for Valentine's Day.

I'm thinking Superbowl Sunday, but without the bitching and pouting

This!

Sinistrum
06-10-2009, 07:25 PM
Don't forget the whining about "you need to pay attention to me!" ;)

Davian93
06-10-2009, 07:38 PM
Don't forget the whining about "you need to pay attention to me!" ;)

My usual response to that is "I'm sorry honey, what were you saying?, the game's on..."

I usually lose consciousness for a couple hours afterward and wake up with the taste of blood in my mouth though...odd.

Zaela Sedai
06-10-2009, 08:01 PM
My usual response to that is "I'm sorry honey, what were you saying?, the game's on..."

Funny that's what I say too

StrangePackage
06-10-2009, 08:21 PM
I got one gourmet grilled cheese sandwich on my birthday. Ever have a meal so satisfying you can barely move afterwards? Yeah... it's like that.

I just sometimes wish my lady was more of a fan of open-faced clubs. I mean, I love them! But she could take it or leave it...

But she loves making grilled cheese, so I can't complain.

Davian93
06-10-2009, 08:25 PM
Honestly, the best type of grilled cheese is unexpected grilled cheese. Last week, we were sitting on our chair and a half watching a movie when my fiancee mentioned that she realized that she hadn't made me grilled cheese in a while and she felt kinda bad about it (probably a couple months). She then proceeded to make one of the best grilled cheese sandwiches I've ever had. I tell you, it really hit the spot. I thought it ironic in light of this thread.

JSUCamel
06-10-2009, 08:34 PM
*gouges eyes out* What have I done?! I've created a monster!

tworiverswoman
06-10-2009, 11:12 PM
But you have to admit it's one of the funniest monsters we've ever had on the boards...

hippie-joe
06-10-2009, 11:38 PM
We all know that's a shady way of saying it's always in your dreams.

ZING!!!

did that one burn?

Sarevok
06-11-2009, 02:13 AM
*gouges eyes out* What have I done?! I've created a monster!
You realize that only after 5 pages??

Jonai
06-11-2009, 03:03 AM
Camel's a slow learner. Man I'm really craving some cheese. Guess I'll have to make my own by hand.

Terez
06-11-2009, 04:37 AM
Camel's a slow learner. Man I'm really craving some cheese. Guess I'll have to make my own by hand.
In that case, I wouldn't call it a grilled cheese - more like a raw skinless chicken leg.

Ishara
06-11-2009, 08:01 AM
I got one gourmet grilled cheese sandwich on my birthday. Ever have a meal so satisfying you can barely move afterwards? Yeah... it's like that. I's a good chef.

Also, who doesn't go for club sandwiches? Really?

(another also? i just spent WAY too long on icanhaschheseburger looking for an appropriate lolcal and got distracted - this is why i turn off the tv. ;))

Terez
06-11-2009, 08:19 AM
Also, who doesn't go for club sandwiches? Really?
I know some girls that don't like them. I think it has something to do with insecurity (maybe they think it will make them fat). I understand the insecurity, but I'm not about to turn down a club sandwich. Or a taco salad.

Ozymandias
06-11-2009, 08:31 AM
I know some girls that don't like them. I think it has something to do with insecurity (maybe they think it will make them fat). I understand the insecurity, but I'm not about to turn down a club sandwich.

I am not ashamed to say I have completely lost track of the metaphor at this point.

Maybe we're eating different looking club sandwiches (like the actual sandwich), but I'm having trouble tying that one in...

Terez
06-11-2009, 08:34 AM
It's okay - most men are pretty simpleminded when it comes to metaphors. I'm sure you're no exception.

Davian93
06-11-2009, 08:58 AM
It's okay - most men are pretty simpleminded when it comes to metaphors. I'm sure you're no exception.

LOL...

Sarevok
06-11-2009, 09:03 AM
I am not ashamed to say I have completely lost track of the metaphor at this point.

Maybe we're eating different looking club sandwiches (like the actual sandwich), but I'm having trouble tying that one in...
same here...:confused:

Ishara
06-11-2009, 09:07 AM
I think club sandwiches are on page 2...?

At any rate, give some thought to reciprocation. ;)

And really, if you're going to be insecure you have no buisness in the kitchen whatsoever. Get over yourself. Trim the crusts and enjoy your sandwich!

JSUCamel
06-11-2009, 09:20 AM
And really, if you're going to be insecure you have no buisness in the kitchen whatsoever. Get over yourself. Trim the crusts and enjoy your sandwich!

Amen. A-frickin-men.

Ozymandias
06-11-2009, 11:54 AM
It's okay - most men are pretty simpleminded when it comes to metaphors. I'm sure you're no exception.

Listen, if I start talking about how I love tilapia in a lemony white wine sauce and then inject that into the middle of a conversation about grilled cheese, its not gonna make any freakin sense. Just because it makes sense to me doesn't mean it objectively makes sense, given prevailing slang terms for grilled cheese and other similar dishes. Taco salad worked (even if it isn't precisely the most pleasant imagery)... club sandwich, not so much.

Davian93
06-11-2009, 12:05 PM
Listen, if I start talking about how I love tilapia in a lemony white wine sauce and then inject that into the middle of a conversation about grilled cheese, its not gonna make any freakin sense. Just because it makes sense to me doesn't mean it objectively makes sense, given prevailing slang terms for grilled cheese and other similar dishes. Taco salad worked (even if it isn't precisely the most pleasant imagery)... club sandwich, not so much.

I think most women would be offended by the term "tilapia".

JSUCamel
06-11-2009, 12:09 PM
I think most women would be offended by the term "tilapia".

ROFLMAOSHIAPIMPEIRIOHOPOPSIMTNPIMPWLMAO!!!!!

Ozymandias
06-11-2009, 12:36 PM
I think most women would be offended by the term "tilapia".

... and I'm bowing out....

Ishara
06-11-2009, 12:40 PM
LOL. I think someone threw taco salad in there as an extra. Club sandwich was discussed either in the article or very early on in the discussion (which I'll understand if you didn't read all the way through)

Terez
06-11-2009, 12:46 PM
Yeah, taco salad was my contribution. Because I like being crass even when I'm being euphemistic. :D

Crispin's Crispian
06-11-2009, 02:34 PM
I don't find open-faced club to be the best metaphor, by any means. Taco salad is certainly better, if less subtle.

I prefer my metaphors to be sweet, anyway. A banana split, for example, sounds delicious. And who doesn't like apple pie a la mode?

Ishara
06-11-2009, 03:07 PM
I didn't make it up, just used it cause that's what was being thrown around. banana split is no less subtle, but certainly nicer sounding imo.

Ivhon
06-11-2009, 04:03 PM
The problem with the banana split metaphor is that the mind immediately continues with

Cherries
Whipped Cream
Chocolate Sauce

Ozymandias
06-11-2009, 04:22 PM
I didn't make it up, just used it cause that's what was being thrown around. banana split is no less ubtle, but certainly nicer sounding imo.

~checks back in quickly~

Are you all insane! Why in the entire world, given the context of this metaphor, would a guy want to hear the reference banana SPLIT!

Its making me shudder just thinking about it.

~checks out of discussion again~

Terez
06-11-2009, 06:51 PM
I don't find open-faced club to be the best metaphor, by any means. Taco salad is certainly better, if less subtle.
Well, grilled cheese isn't all that great either.

So...banana split and cherry pie? :)

Zaela Sedai
06-11-2009, 06:57 PM
I just sometimes wish my lady was more of a fan of open-faced clubs. I mean, I love them! But she could take it or leave it...

OMG Dude! How is that even possible!!! I mean some guys suck at making them...but...wOw I totally don't understand that one, you're like a fuckin gourmet chef.

Terez
06-11-2009, 07:06 PM
OMG Dude! How is that even possible!!! I mean some guys suck at making them...but...wOw I totally don't understand that one, you're like a fuckin gourmet chef.
SP has made you a club sandwich before? :eek:

Davian93
06-11-2009, 07:08 PM
SP has made you a club sandwich before? :eek:

Zing!

Zaela Sedai
06-11-2009, 07:09 PM
oh fuck me.. I should post when drinking

*shouldn't

Davian93
06-11-2009, 07:11 PM
oh fuck me..


~thinks about witty comeback~

Nope, nothing coming to me...at least not anything appropriate.

Terez
06-11-2009, 07:13 PM
It all makes sense now!

Terez
06-11-2009, 07:26 PM
According to the stalkerboard...

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Terez27/Picture9-7.png

So, just in case...

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Terez27/Picture8-8.png

And since she doesn't use proper quote tags, I got his post too. :D

Zaela Sedai
06-11-2009, 08:59 PM
proper quote tags? whose post what!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sprayed my kitchen walls with half of my champagne bottle DAMMIT IT ALL TO HELL

Davian93
06-11-2009, 09:28 PM
proper quote tags? whose post what!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sprayed my kitchen walls with half of my champagne bottle DAMMIT IT ALL TO HELL

Champagne? What are you celebrating, ya lush?

Zaela Sedai
06-11-2009, 10:18 PM
i wanted white wine and i only had red, bud light and champagne... so i went with the Asti LOL

Davian93
06-11-2009, 10:38 PM
i wanted white wine and i only had red, bud light and champagne... so i went with the Asti LOL

That's why I buy wine by the case...I never run out.

Frenzy
06-12-2009, 12:22 AM
Zae's a better drunk poster than i am. i wonder if this means people will be flinging grilled cheese sammiches in her face for a decade...

Terez
06-12-2009, 02:02 AM
I wondered the same thing. But it's club sandwiches, you know....

Sarevok
06-12-2009, 02:34 AM
ROFLMAO

Ishara
06-12-2009, 07:09 AM
I have to admit that my first thought when SP said that was that perhaps he needed to learn how to make a better sandwich. Most people don't like to admit to themselves that they don't make the best sandwiches ever...

Zaela Sedai
06-12-2009, 09:47 AM
Zae's a better drunk poster than i am. i wonder if this means people will be flinging grilled cheese sammiches in her face for a decade...

Crap, theres no way I can fight my way out of this paper bag...

so gooey...

http://foodgawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/78489.jpeg

Ivhon
06-12-2009, 10:41 AM
I have to admit that my first thought when SP said that was that perhaps he needed to learn how to make a better sandwich. Most people don't like to admit to themselves that they don't make the best sandwiches ever...

I have no idea whether my club sandwiches are good or not, since I recognize that most patrons are very polite and compliment the chef whether or not the meal was satisfying.

On the other hand, in the past, I have had some positive word-of-mouth advertising. Which makes me think that at least some of my former customers appreciated the fresh salami...

Zaela Sedai
06-12-2009, 10:47 AM
I would think you could generally tell if the patron is satisfied with the meal...but maybe thats just me

Ivhon
06-12-2009, 10:59 AM
I would think you could generally tell if the patron is satisfied with the meal...but maybe thats just me

Women are well-known for politely patting their tummies and saying how full they are when they are really still hungry. And not all of them flush beet-red when they have had enough to eat.

Davian93
06-12-2009, 11:24 AM
I would think you could generally tell if the patron is satisfied with the meal...but maybe thats just me

Yeah...pretty much.

Zaela Sedai
06-12-2009, 12:00 PM
Well maybe if they don't ask for seconds? Or aren't a returning customer? How far they are willing to drive tells a lot too.

Ishara
06-12-2009, 03:30 PM
How far they are willing to drive tells a lot too. Heh. Take out.

Zaela Sedai
06-12-2009, 04:28 PM
LMFAO

Ozymandias
06-12-2009, 06:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8fhbJilcfI&feature=channel

tworiverswoman
06-12-2009, 07:47 PM
And this relates to this thread ... how?

Terez
06-13-2009, 05:22 AM
On topic:

http://compsimgames.about.com/od/nightlifestrategytips/qt/grillledcheese.htm

hippie-joe
06-13-2009, 08:14 PM
On topic:

http://compsimgames.about.com/od/nightlifestrategytips/qt/grillledcheese.htm

that's fantastic ROFLMFAO

Terez
06-14-2009, 06:54 AM
I got a couple of anonymous reps for my response to Zae:

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Terez27/Picture13-1.png

I must not gossip with the right people. I knew about the trip to the Netherlands, but not about this...

And sign your reps, silly people!

DahLliA
06-14-2009, 04:02 PM
I got a couple of anonymous reps for my response to Zae:

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Terez27/Picture13-1.png

I must not gossip with the right people. I knew about the trip to the Netherlands, but not about this...

And sign your reps, silly people!

you have to sign your reps? O_o

Terez
06-14-2009, 04:13 PM
You don't have to, obviously, but it's nice to know who these comments are from (obviously, they don't show up as signed automatically).

Anaiya Sedai
06-14-2009, 06:27 PM
most of the ones I've got aren't signed..
I would sign mine if I could rep. Raisings? :rolleyes:

Zaela Sedai
06-14-2009, 07:51 PM
Not sure how you missed that T. We all went down to DragonCon together...Then again you weren't in chat much back then were you....those were the days LMAO They unfortunately are probably saved on someones computer lol


FYI, T my trip across the pond was not a booty call ... shouldn't be associated with this thread at ALL LOL

Sarevok
06-15-2009, 02:23 AM
Then again you weren't in chat much back then were you....
Nowadays noone is in chat anymore... since there IS NO CHAT!!! :'(

Terez
06-15-2009, 06:25 AM
Not sure how you missed that T. We all went down to DragonCon together...Then again you weren't in chat much back then were you....
Hurricane Katrina, remember? lol....I was busy then. :D

Zaela Sedai
06-15-2009, 06:43 AM
OMG yes!!! That's right.. I rememeber Me, SP, Hopper and Isa finding the last of the elusive gas cans in a KMART in NC and then then filling them up (four in total) and putting 2 in my car and 2 in SPs just in case there was no gas. What a smelly...and dangerous...ride. Yeah, going down was not the ride we were anticipating :p:)

Terez
06-15-2009, 06:47 AM
Yeah, I can imagine, lol. There were probably evacuees all the way up there, huh? I know my mom was in GA on vacation, and a couple of friends went up there to meet her when the evacuation was ordered. They offered to bring me along, but I decided to ride out the storm in Gulfport instead. Because that kind of opportunity only comes along once in a lifetime. :D Anyway, I was out of commission on the internets for about a month, but I was pretty much noobish when the storm hit anyway (I joined the main board in 10/04, then the message boards in 6/05, and Katrina was 8-29-05).

StrangePackage
06-15-2009, 07:55 AM
OMG yes!!! That's right.. I rememeber Me, SP, Hopper and Isa finding the last of the elusive gas cans in a KMART in NC and then then filling them up (four in total) and putting 2 in my car and 2 in SPs just in case there was no gas. What a smelly...and dangerous...ride. Yeah, going down was not the ride we were anticipating :p:)

Those gas cans tipped over in my trunk on the ride back. My car smelled of gasoline for almost a year after that.

Good times.

Terez
06-15-2009, 08:16 AM
I'm glad you guys were having fun while I was suffering.

StrangePackage
06-15-2009, 09:19 AM
I'm glad you guys were having fun while I was suffering.

You have no idea.

That whole trip was a slice of fried gold.

Terez
06-15-2009, 09:21 AM
Except for the gas fumes, eh? :)

StrangePackage
06-15-2009, 09:22 AM
I'll have you know toxic vapors were included in my calculations.

And, back on topic, it's always nice to know that my cookery skills are appreciated. I actually pride myself on my non-innuendo sandwich making as well (having worked many years in cafes and sub shops), so double trouble!

Crispin's Crispian
06-15-2009, 10:31 AM
~checks back in quickly~

Are you all insane! Why in the entire world, given the context of this metaphor, would a guy want to hear the reference banana SPLIT!

Its making me shudder just thinking about it.

~checks out of discussion again~

Dude, if you have to ask, you'll never know.

Zaela Sedai
06-15-2009, 11:14 AM
You have no idea.

That whole trip was a slice of fried gold.

LMAO what the HELL does that mean... Is it cause obviously gold is fabulous and well...everything is better fried? I'm filing that one away for future reference, I actually LOLed at work and got some looks.

StrangePackage
06-15-2009, 11:31 AM
LMAO what the HELL does that mean... Is it cause obviously gold is fabulous and well...everything is better fried? I'm filing that one away for future reference, I actually LOLed at work and got some looks.

You have it exact.

Zaela Sedai
06-15-2009, 12:03 PM
Wow I still got it!

And you seem to have other qualities other than a five star chef. Good for you!!

Zaela Sedai
06-15-2009, 08:58 PM
Is this wrong?

Originally Posted by Z's 17 year old sister
[21:48] febr3zefresh: tell me something i don't know about men
[21:48] Zaela Sedai: lol
[21:48] Zaela Sedai: like what
[21:48] Zaela Sedai: you want to read something informative?
[21:49] Zaela Sedai: http://www.theoryland.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1842

Frenzy
06-15-2009, 10:53 PM
Only if it's wrong for me to show my kids the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles.

Birgitte
06-16-2009, 12:36 AM
Only if it's wrong for me to show my kids the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles.


Nothing wrong with that. Who doesn't love a good fart joke?

Jalyn
06-16-2009, 01:19 AM
I officially love all of you.


But, as a side note, and just to keep this going, I will note that some women have jaw problems that will not allow them to enjoy a full grilled cheese sandwich.

GonzoTheGreat
06-16-2009, 04:24 AM
But, as a side note, and just to keep this going, I will note that some women have jaw problems that will not allow them to enjoy a full grilled cheese sandwich.They could ask their supplier for a small portion. If he doesn't have that on offer, another one probably can deliver this.

Terez
06-16-2009, 09:16 AM
[21:48] febr3zefresh: tell me something i don't know about men
[21:48] Zaela Sedai: lol
[21:48] Zaela Sedai: like what
[21:48] Zaela Sedai: you want to read something informative?
[21:49] Zaela Sedai: http://www.theoryland.com/vbulletin/...ead.php?t=1842 (http://www.theoryland.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1842)Is this wrong?
Wrong?

How old were you when you made your first grilled cheese sandwich? I was 17...

Anaiya Sedai
06-16-2009, 10:12 AM
I officially love all of you.


But, as a side note, and just to keep this going, I will note that some women have jaw problems that will not allow them to enjoy a full grilled cheese sandwich.

thinking about it, I haven't had an aching jaw after making grilled cheese for quite a while.. maybe I'm just too good at it :rolleyes:

StrangePackage
06-16-2009, 10:16 AM
Perhaps you just need to cook for someone with a bigger pan?

Anaiya Sedai
06-16-2009, 11:02 AM
Perhaps you just need to cook for someone with a bigger pan?

trust me, the size of the pan is not the problem.. that thing is almost a murder weapon. :D

Gilshalos Sedai
06-16-2009, 11:07 AM
Death by mushroom stamp?

Zaela Sedai
06-16-2009, 11:34 AM
Wrong?

How old were you when you made your first grilled cheese sandwich? I was 17...

Good point...I don't remember actually. I think I was afraid of them for a while lol

Anaiya Sedai
06-16-2009, 11:36 AM
Death by mushroom stamp?

LMAO :D

Dragon Thief
06-16-2009, 05:02 PM
Wrong?

How old were you when you made your first grilled cheese sandwich? I was 17...

I can proudly say 28 and still going ... hopefully for as many years as I live. I'm a prude that way, you know. :D

Edit: Apparently I don't know how old I am anymore. Eh.

Terez
06-16-2009, 05:13 PM
I can proudly say 28 and still going ... hopefully for as many years as I live. I'm a prude that way, you know. :D

Edit: Apparently I don't know how old I am anymore. Eh.
Well, I can proudly say that I'm 31 and haven't succumbed to livestock yet.

Dragon Thief
06-16-2009, 06:22 PM
Well, I can proudly say that I'm 31 and haven't succumbed to livestock yet.

Lies.

We all know you're 40, the proof has been in my sig.

Terez
06-16-2009, 08:39 PM
Okay then, I've made it even longer without succumbing to livestock.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Terez27/Picture2-18.png

DahLliA
06-16-2009, 10:56 PM
Okay then, I've made it even longer without succumbing to livestock.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Terez27/Picture2-18.png

then again when did we start caring about what livestock means?

http://www.google.no/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&hs=Obm&q=sheep+treated+with+respect&btnG=Search

tworiverswoman
06-16-2009, 11:36 PM
You actually GOOGLED "sheep treated with respect"........?

~shakes head~

I notice Camel has fled this thread in dismay.

Wakka wakka

hippie-joe
06-17-2009, 12:44 AM
you know it's actually still in the books, in oklahoma it is illegal to be caught with the hind legs of a sheep or goat stuffed down into you boots...

can you believe that they actually had to make it a law:confused:

JSUCamel
06-17-2009, 12:50 AM
You actually GOOGLED "sheep treated with respect"........?

~shakes head~

I notice Camel has fled this thread in dismay.

Wakka wakka

Actually, I fled this thread in this June.


...wakka wakka.

hippie-joe
06-17-2009, 12:55 AM
Actually, I fled this thread in this June.


...wakka wakka.

oh man...

it's not easy being cheesy is it?

DahLliA
06-17-2009, 10:11 AM
You actually GOOGLED "sheep treated with respect"........?

~shakes head~

I notice Camel has fled this thread in dismay.

Wakka wakka

it seemed like a good idea at the time.

and what's with the pac-man sounds?

Crispin's Crispian
06-17-2009, 10:45 AM
it seemed like a good idea at the time.

and what's with the pac-man sounds?
Try Fozzie Bear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxZg1EKFMxI&feature=related).

Ishara
06-17-2009, 11:59 AM
The aching jaw goes away with repeated munching (OMG I kill myself) of grilled cheese. Or comes back if it's been too long between them.

Also, start with mini bites and work your way up to tackling the whole sandwich at once. That can be enjoyable for the chef and the...sandwich or is the pan? (the metaphor kind of falls apart once you mention biting though, eh?)

Oh, and 16. I don't understand what's to be scared of...there's a certain amount of power involved with being able to make a really good grilled cheese sandwich.

Oh, and FUCK do I ever miss the devil smiley.:(

Crispin's Crispian
06-17-2009, 12:38 PM
Yep.


This could be the best thread evah!

Sei'taer
06-17-2009, 01:07 PM
Just to be clear...can I keep sipping my beer while the grilled cheese is being...um grilled? Maybe swirling brandy in a snifter would be better? Or should I just go with a whiskey neat? This is all so confusing...

Ishara
06-17-2009, 01:46 PM
Just to be clear...can I keep sipping my beer while the grilled cheese is being...um grilled?

No.

No texting on your phone, no watching tv, no sipping beer. Pay attention, cause otherwise no more sandwiches for you.

Honestly, I fail to see how one could focus on anything but the sandwich. Seriously.

Gilshalos Sedai
06-17-2009, 01:51 PM
This also goes for no video games.

JSUCamel
06-17-2009, 02:59 PM
This also goes for no video games.

Oh wow.

....Wow.

That's just... that's priceless.

Gilshalos Sedai
06-17-2009, 03:12 PM
What?!?!?

tworiverswoman
06-17-2009, 03:51 PM
Does your post have ... implications?

Gilshalos Sedai
06-17-2009, 04:04 PM
No. It's just one of those "fantasies" "every" geek is supposed to have.

Anaiya Sedai
06-17-2009, 04:08 PM
he better not.. if he tried to do any of those things, I would probably keep going until just before the cheese is ready to melt and then tell him he's on a diet.. *insert devil smiley here*

JSUCamel
06-17-2009, 04:11 PM
Sorry, the mental image just had me rolling.

Gilshalos Sedai
06-17-2009, 04:16 PM
I think Bryan and I watched a movie once where one of the characters was a complete dick (re: Abusive -- but it was a black comedy so he didn't beat her) to his wife and required a grilled cheese sandwich while playing Halo or Madden or something. Since then, we do joke about it. Bryan and I both wondered how the character could concentrate while being served a grillled cheese sandwich since they're kinda messy.

Yellowbeard
06-17-2009, 04:26 PM
i would think someone could only concentrate on a video game, or tv show, etc. if the person making the grilled cheese sandwich used moldy cheese and bread to make it. quality ingredients is an essential part of making a grilled cheese sandwich.

tworiverswoman
06-17-2009, 04:27 PM
Devil Smiley? Well... take your pick:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/45cb2474.gif http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/666.gif http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/Bannana.gif http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/devil33.gif http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/devilgrin.gif http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/evil3.gif http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/evilgrin.gif http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/evill15.gif http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/ptchfrk.gif

Sei'taer
06-17-2009, 04:32 PM
No.


Honestly, I fail to see how one could focus on anything but the sandwich. Seriously.

Because I don't know where to set my beer. Maybe if there was a coaster on the...er...stovetop? Back of the stove? But if I do that, I don't have a place to set my ashtray and *cigar....
















*I don't smoke anymore, but for the sake of the conversation, let's just say...

Anaiya Sedai
06-17-2009, 04:41 PM
Because I don't know where to set my beer. Maybe if there was a coaster on the...er...stovetop? Back of the stove? But if I do that, I don't have a place to set my ashtray and *cigar....

you wouldn't dare :eek:

Sei'taer
06-17-2009, 04:45 PM
you wouldn't dare :eek:


I wouldn't? :confused:

Sei'taer
06-17-2009, 04:55 PM
Yummy!


Possible reasons for the lack of grilled cheese:
1. Is the cheese in the sandwich of the "fromundacheese" variety? Smegma anyone?
2. She may have received some extra cheese in her eye at some point in the past. I hear that can sting. I've seen lots of cooking shows where the lady (and I use the term loosely) gets cheese in her eye, or up her nose, etc.)3. She is on a diet....you would believe the number of calories in a tiny grilled cheese. Protein is good for a diet, right?Solution:
If you head to the corner gas station in a less than desirable part of town I hear there are grilled cheeses sanwiches are available for about 20 bucks. In Memphis, a pack of smokes and you be all good. People get wrote up in the papers all the time for that type of payment agreement.Good Luck

Crispin's Crispian
06-17-2009, 05:35 PM
Well, depending on the position...

eh, nevermind. Theoryland's not ready for that discussion...

StrangePackage
06-17-2009, 10:27 PM
Is this wrong?

wait! How did I miss that you have a 17 year old sister?!:D

Frenzy
06-18-2009, 12:53 AM
wait! How did I miss that you have a 17 year old sister?!:D
~sigh~ boys and their bad aim...

Sinistrum
06-18-2009, 02:03 AM
Standards?! What are zes standards you speak off?

Gilshalos Sedai
06-18-2009, 07:40 AM
And no, if she has a friend, it's not safe even if their ages do add up to 34.

Ishara
06-18-2009, 08:19 AM
Um, no. No resting of anything except perhaps your hands on the er...pan handle. ROFLMAO

Also, who makes messy grilled cheese sandwiches? I don't see how? Unless you're into adding whipped cream to the grilling process, or perfer to let the cheese just ooze out of the sandwich?

Gilshalos Sedai
06-18-2009, 08:48 AM
It's possible. Believe me. Sometimes it leaks out and goes all over the plate when the cheese is too hot.

Neilbert
06-18-2009, 10:10 AM
I'm sure it's possible... but what kind of cheese are you using, and how do you get the cheese that hot without burning your bread?

This is important, I can't get my cheese properly melty most of the time. :(

Gilshalos Sedai
06-18-2009, 10:45 AM
Uh... if you're talking about the real sandwiches.... I don't really make mine in a pan. I cheat. I toast the bread and put the cheese between the slices and put the whole thing in the microwave for about 15-30 seconds depending on how hot your microwave gets. Too hot and the cheese goes all over the place.

However, I'll be making mine the old fashioned way for awhile, our microwave just broke.

Anaiya Sedai
06-18-2009, 11:05 AM
now I'm completely lost.

Ishara
06-18-2009, 11:11 AM
It's possible. Believe me. Sometimes it leaks out and goes all over the plate when the cheese is too hot. I guess so...maybe there's too much cheese? Or the cheese melts out at the wrong time (i.e. when you're um...chewing instead of biting?) I've never had the cheese be too hot though.

I mean there's deliberately messy, but that's generally saved for the shower. Generally, I'm a very tidy eater.

StrangePackage
06-18-2009, 11:14 AM
I'm sure it's possible... but what kind of cheese are you using, and how do you get the cheese that hot without burning your bread?

This is important, I can't get my cheese properly melty most of the time. :(

Unintentional hilarity!

Try Viagra.

Ishara
06-18-2009, 11:54 AM
~ignores SP~

Neilbert: slow heat is the trick on the *actual* frying pan. Give it a quick sear so that the butter browns up and then turn down to under medium and then it gets adequately melty.

Now, back to shenanigans...;)

Has anyone seen that episode of sex and the city - I'm looking at you Dav - where Samantha refuses to swallow cause she hates the taste? That may be the funniest episode I've ever seen, imo.

DahLliA
06-18-2009, 11:56 AM
This also goes for no video games.

I actually got a grilled sandwhich while gaming once :o

suffice to say my gaming skills were severely lowered while the meal was being served

Unintentional hilarity!

Try Viagra.

harsh :p

Terez
06-18-2009, 12:30 PM
Edit: Oh wow, I missed a whole page of this thread...

Ivhon
06-18-2009, 12:36 PM
I actually got a grilled sandwhich while gaming once :o

suffice to say my gaming skills were severely lowered while the meal was being served


l2p nub

Zaela Sedai
06-18-2009, 12:36 PM
Stay the hell away form my sister Kitten...you ain't teaching her nothin!!!!!!!!! LMAO

StrangePackage
06-18-2009, 01:21 PM
Stay the hell away form my sister Kitten...you ain't teaching her nothin!!!!!!!!! LMAO

I ain't teaching her nothing... double negative? Did you just give me a greenlight here?

Hopper
06-18-2009, 01:33 PM
I ain't teaching her nothing... double negative? Did you just give me a greenlight here?

I wonder what the age of consent is in the State of Connecticut for preparing grilled cheese. That being said, I'm pretty sure that if you were go ahead on that perceived green light, you might end up with a damaged grill.

StrangePackage
06-18-2009, 02:27 PM
One of the tools of the trade (http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm)

And yeah- I'd imagine my whole kitchen would be forcably renovated were I to try.

Sei'taer
06-18-2009, 04:41 PM
One of the tools of the trade (http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm)

And yeah- I'd imagine my whole kitchen would be forcably renovated were I to try.


Nowhere in the world should female/female sex be illegal.

Two taco's and a grilled cheese...that's what I'm talking about....still not sure where to put my beer. Maybe there's an empty cup holder around (wakka wakka)?

Dragon Thief
06-18-2009, 04:55 PM
...a grilled cheese and a cucumber walk into a bar...


no, that's not it.


...what did the grilled cheese say to the cucumber...


no, not quite.



Ah, yes, now i got it.
Grilled cheese = dairy + grains.
Cucumber = produce.
I's funny how in all this talk about ... food ... we're missing the most important ingredient, the meat!

Zaela Sedai
06-18-2009, 06:11 PM
LMAO.... It may be 16 but you cant be over 18 until she's 18. you will stay FAAAAAAAAAAR away LOL

cup holder....cup holder....hmmmmdo you REALLY need that beer?

DahLliA
06-18-2009, 06:44 PM
hmmmmdo you REALLY need that beer?

what kind of a question is that? of course he needs beer:D

Sei'taer
06-19-2009, 08:38 AM
what kind of a question is that? of course he needs beer:D


Yeah, I'm not even answering that question.

Zaela Sedai
06-19-2009, 05:55 PM
But...can't you just like wash down the grilled cheese with it instead?

Davian93
06-20-2009, 11:40 AM
Neilbert: slow heat is the trick on the *actual* frying pan. Give it a quick sear so that the butter browns up and then turn down to under medium and then it gets adequately melty.

Now, back to shenanigans...

Has anyone seen that episode of sex and the city - I'm looking at you Dav - where Samantha refuses to swallow cause she hates the taste? That may be the funniest episode I've ever seen, imo.

On real grilled cheese, try mayonaise instead of butter on the bread...it seems to brown better. Still cook it in butter (or Pam cooking spread) but the mayonaise on the outside of the bread adds good flavor.

Back to "grilled cheese", yeah that was a funny episode. It was on a few days ago and we were watching it. Another funny Samantha moment was the episode where she's dating a guy that is a bit size challenged and she suddenly just blurts out during a therapy session "He's too small!" and then "What can I say, I need a big one". The guy's initial response of "Did you ever think you were too big?" was pretty funny too.

JSUCamel
06-20-2009, 12:07 PM
My best friend dated this girl (actually, they're married now), and they'd get into drunken fights at bars all the time. It was common knowledge around our circle that he had a tiny penis and that she was a slut. Every weekend, we'd all go out, and inevitably, they'd get into an argument. And inevitably, something like the following would occur:

Her: You're an asshole.
Him: You're a slut!
Her: Oh yeah? WELL FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TINY PENIS!
Him: My tiny penis? YOUR FUCKING DIAPHRAGM FELL OUT OF YOUR GIANT #@%&!!!

It was waaaaaay too much information, but so incredibly funny.

Davian93
06-20-2009, 12:13 PM
My best friend dated this girl (actually, they're married now), and they'd get into drunken fights at bars all the time. It was common knowledge around our circle that he had a tiny penis and that she was a slut. Every weekend, we'd all go out, and inevitably, they'd get into an argument. And inevitably, something like the following would occur:

Her: You're an asshole.
Him: You're a slut!
Her: Oh yeah? WELL FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TINY PENIS!
Him: My tiny penis? YOUR FUCKING DIAPHRAGM FELL OUT OF YOUR GIANT #@%&!!!

It was waaaaaay too much information, but so incredibly funny.

LOL...sounds like a healthy, well-adjusted couple...

Zaela Sedai
06-20-2009, 08:47 PM
I would still like proof of a peepee smaller than my ex bf's ... But i'm not sure I'll ever find it.

Davian93
06-21-2009, 10:01 AM
I would still like proof of a peepee smaller than my ex bf's ... But i'm not sure I'll ever find it.

In all seriousness, just how small are we talking here?

GonzoTheGreat
06-21-2009, 10:24 AM
I would still like proof of a peepee smaller than my ex bf's ... But i'm not sure I'll ever find it.Cheese... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the novice mistress Zaela. Her five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no woman has gone before.

Zaela Sedai
06-21-2009, 06:34 PM
Cheese... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the novice mistress Zaela. Her five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no woman has gone before.

Sounds like a fun trip!!! I hear the moon is made of cheese!


Dav...we've been through this, you must believe me when I say "look at your thumb" but if that doesn't work try making a loose fist...how much can you fit inside it?
I'm not exaggerating, I wish I was LOL

Oddly enough that wasn't the reason I left him, though could have been the reason I didn't have a problem cheating on him before I made it official :P (to my defense I was 1000 miles away...don't you guys have a zipcode rule or something? I like to tell you to your face that you can get the hell out LOL )

Dav will never stop being infatuated with small right winged bible thumping peepees will he ? :p ;)

Davian93
06-21-2009, 09:30 PM
Sounds like a fun trip!!! I hear the moon is made of cheese!


Dav...we've been through this, you must believe me when I say "look at your thumb" but if that doesn't work try making a loose fist...how much can you fit inside it?
I'm not exaggerating, I wish I was LOL

Oddly enough that wasn't the reason I left him, though could have been the reason I didn't have a problem cheating on him before I made it official :P (to my defense I was 1000 miles away...don't you guys have a zipcode rule or something? I like to tell you to your face that you can get the hell out LOL )

Dav will never stop being infatuated with small right winged bible thumping peepees will he ? :p ;)

From your descriptions of his wonderful personality, he's everything I hate in a person. The fact that he's that, ahem, "challenged" is just too too funny...and probably a huge part of why he was a jerk.

Terez
06-21-2009, 10:25 PM
Some 'challenged' guys are jerks, some are insecure and whiny, some are loving, caring, and eager to please.

Same goes for the guys who are blessed, really. :)

Zaela Sedai
06-22-2009, 12:21 PM
Very true T

DahLliA
06-22-2009, 06:11 PM
Some 'challenged' guys are jerks, some are insecure and whiny, some are loving, caring, and eager to please.

Same goes for the guys who are blessed, really. :)

I gotta stop looking at the WoW forums and other public forums. I'm starting to get geniunly shocked every time someone makes sense :p

Terez
06-22-2009, 06:34 PM
lmao...