View Full Version : Zombie Psychology 101

06-10-2009, 04:39 PM

Fascinating explanation for how zombies might function psychologically. Check it out.

Someone else can post the content here for you people too lazy to click, because I'm too lazy to cut and paste.

06-10-2009, 05:01 PM
That raises a slightly awkward question: If zombies are constantly eating, then how come they never poop?

Schlozman doesn't know for sure, but he has at least one promising theory: Maybe the living dead are constipated.

Now we know why zombies are always moaning.

HA! :D

06-10-2009, 06:09 PM
nice one:D

06-10-2009, 09:17 PM
I dunno if I buy that Zombies have psychology. Physiology, sure. But psychology- I don't know. I don't buy that Zombies have emotions.