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SauceyBlueConfetti
06-19-2009, 03:31 PM
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Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern"

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. Permalink | Was this review helpful to you? (Report this)






Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt B000OE2OLU Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Apparel Dual Function Design This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" November 10, 2008
Overall: 5
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Initial post: April 20, 2009 1:37 PM PDT
The Slightly Balding Superhero says:
When I first saw this review I thought, "Why would anyone want to write three longish paragraphs about a wolf shirt??!?" But then I read it. I won't be melodramatic and say my life has been changed, but I think it totally has been. I bought the shirt.

Am now awaiting magic in mail.

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Posted on May 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT
John C. says:
that was ridonkulous. Good stuff.

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Posted on May 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT
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DeafeningWhisper says:
this is why we have the internet. THANK YOU, Bee dot G.

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Posted on May 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT
David M says:
The best, most insightful review I have ever read on any web site. It took my breath away. Haven't laughted this hard in quite a while. Wolf shirts rule!

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Posted on May 4, 2009 7:14 PM PDT
Daryl Morris says:
I am going to frame a picture of this shirt with this review under it and read it every
time I get depressed. Best laugh I've had in a long time!

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Posted on May 5, 2009 10:05 AM PDT
M. McLaughlin says:
Walking is for losers. OOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWOOOOOOO!

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Posted on May 5, 2009 2:39 PM PDT
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Haha that's funny...funny joke.You can do whatever you want in life and God will admit you to heaven for writing this. Or maybe not.

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Posted on May 6, 2009 7:56 AM PDT
Kooky Shop Girl says:
My divorce will be final soon, will you marry me?

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Posted on May 6, 2009 12:43 PM PDT
B. Montgomery says:
Hey what's the end what happened between you and the asthmatic???? Don't leave us all hanging!!!!!
Did you end up ordering the shirt in newborn size? Hmmmmm???

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Posted on May 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT
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Eric J. Holland says:
I've always wondered why I would fail at attracting the honeys at my local Wal-Mart. I wonder if this same magic would work at a flea market.

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Gilshalos Sedai
06-19-2009, 03:37 PM
I really have to think this was a satired review, but it's hysterically funny none-the-less.

JSUCamel
06-19-2009, 03:43 PM
Didn't I post this a few weeks ago?

Terez
06-19-2009, 03:49 PM
Yup. Or rather, you posted a comic that referenced it, and apparently just expected everyone to get it.

JSUCamel
06-19-2009, 07:25 PM
Pretty sure I linked to the amazon thing too. Or someone else did.. hmm.

Davian93
06-20-2009, 11:26 AM
Pretty sure I linked to the amazon thing too. Or someone else did.. hmm.

You linked it...and we discussed it. Still funny.