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JSUCamel
05-28-2008, 10:21 PM
Sei'taer’s sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins — a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “Oh, no! Not Sei'taer — he’s CRAZY.”

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “What’s the girl’s name?”

“Your brother named her Denise,” the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, “That’s a beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like the name Denise.”

Then she asks the doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”

The doctor replies, “Denephew”

Rune420
05-29-2008, 12:03 AM
LOL

(Lack of smileys)

JSUCamel
05-29-2008, 11:31 PM
You know it's a true story, because none of the Taers showed up to defend poor Sei'taer.

Poor Denephew. Looks like a monkey, iirc.

Sei'taer
05-30-2008, 03:34 PM
Funny thing is...I have an uncle who lives up around Portland. When I used to call his office (before cell phones) his secretary would answer and I would ask for him, she would ask "my I have your name so I can tell him who's calling" and I would say "Todd Denephew" and she would say, "one moment please Mr. Denephew."

He never seemed to think it was funny...I thought it was hilarious!

pops taer
05-30-2008, 06:57 PM
would we waste our time defending the indefensible!!!?????

Course you know the war is on now, speshully with you being in the Original land of 'Rednecks'.