View Full Version : I guess there is such a thing as too much

07-22-2009, 01:14 AM

A male sea lion from California called Mike has died of exhaustion after over-exerting himself during the mating season in an animal park in Nuremberg, Germany, the city said on Tuesday.

The 19-year-old father of 12 offspring through three different females - Farah, Tiffy and Soda - showed signs of tiredness at around midday on Monday, the southern city said in a statement.

"Mike could no longer get out of the pool and was brought ashore by staff. The extremely weakened animal was treated by a vet but died from acute heart failure around 3.30pm," it said.

"Mating season is a common time for fatalities when bulls often stop eating for days to devote themselves fully to mating. For sea lion bulls with a harem this is the most exhausting time."

The statement added that Mike's offspring can be found in zoos as far afield as Berlin, Spain and the Netherlands, and that the 285-kilogram animal was so "good natured" that people could touch him.

"He will be remembered fondly by visitors of the animal park for his appearances during shows in the dolphinarium where he had close contact with the dolphins," it said.

Who would have thought having more multiple females at the same time could result in death?

Dragon Thief
07-22-2009, 01:41 AM
Who would have thought having more multiple females at the same time could result in death?

Well, maybe not so much with sex, but multiple females in general are probably the cause of death for many a man. :D

07-22-2009, 05:03 AM
Well, if you have to go, there are worse ways

07-22-2009, 05:51 AM
Yeah, it reminds me of that Futurama episode.

"I never thought I'd die this way, but I'd always kind of hoped'

Crispin's Crispian
07-22-2009, 11:25 AM
Geez, doesn't everyone know you have to take snack breaks every couple of hours?