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JSUCamel
08-02-2009, 01:22 PM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/1300892675.html

rofl

Ivhon
08-02-2009, 01:40 PM
lol

Cary Sedai
08-02-2009, 06:33 PM
that's horribly funny

Zaela Sedai
08-02-2009, 07:52 PM
Why would you keep a dildo on the window sill....

JSUCamel
08-02-2009, 08:06 PM
Why would you keep a dildo on the window sill....

Well, I wouldn't, personally...

Dragon Thief
08-02-2009, 08:17 PM
Well, I wouldn't, personally...

Camel, why in the hells would you keep a dildo at all?

Davian93
08-02-2009, 08:43 PM
Camel, why in the hells would you keep a dildo at all?

There are some questions that are better left unanswered I think.

Jokeslayer
08-03-2009, 05:22 AM
Camel, why in the hells would you keep a dildo at all?

So what do you store under your frisbees?:confused:

Gilshalos Sedai
08-03-2009, 08:39 AM
Coffee through the nose is painful. Just so's y'all know.

GonzoTheGreat
08-03-2009, 08:53 AM
Coffee through the nose is painful. Just so's y'all know.Based upon earlier experiments, I can report that coffee isn't as bad as cola. Or anything with bubbles, for that matter.

Crispin's Crispian
08-03-2009, 10:39 AM
Why would you keep a dildo on the window sill....
When you're having a terribly bad day, and you feel like jumping, it helps to have a distraction?

"Goodbye, cruel worl-. Oh, hello. What's this?"

JSUCamel
08-03-2009, 11:51 AM
When you're having a terribly bad day, and you feel like jumping, it helps to have a distraction?

"Goodbye, cruel worl-. Oh, hello. What's this?"

LOL!! My co-workers are looking at me funny, I'm laughing so hard. Good one!

Anaiya Sedai
08-03-2009, 12:13 PM
Coffee through the nose is painful. Just so's y'all know.

as is laughing this hard shortly after giving birth, with a sleeping baby on your chest.
LOL

Davian93
08-03-2009, 12:14 PM
as is laughing this hard shortly after giving birth, with a sleeping baby on your chest.
LOL

Welcome Back Anaiya...and congrats again on Velociraptor!:D

Brita
08-03-2009, 12:55 PM
Hahahahahahha!

I love it 'cause you can tell she specifically tried to hide it behind the curtain, and by doing so displayed it like a shop window.

When you're having a terribly bad day, and you feel like jumping, it helps to have a distraction?

"Goodbye, cruel worl-. Oh, hello. What's this?"

Hahahahahaha!

Sei'taer
08-03-2009, 01:02 PM
Welcome Back Anaiya...and congrats again on Veloscarraptor!:D

fixed it for you. He's a good lookin kid Anaiya, btw.

Zaela Sedai
08-03-2009, 02:27 PM
lol, oh man, I'm glad my conference call is on mute.

Zanguini
08-03-2009, 04:28 PM
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Crispin's Crispian
08-06-2009, 03:17 PM
This one is funny, but I'm not sure it's appropriate so I'm adding spoiler tags.

To my beloved hot venti man - w4m (starbucks

I can't belive you came in with a woman today! After months of lusting for you; my heaving breasts, my tingling loins, my moist undercarriage. The constant masterbating and one night stands to quench my insatiable desire. You could have had me. I would have made you the center of my universe, I would have done sexual things to you they only talk about in far away places. Instead you stroll in with a beautiful maiden, order your venti coffee and fondle her buttocks as I tend to your order! I was hurt, I was furious, I wasn't thinking clearly. I dug my fingernail deep into my asshole, scooped and dropped it into your delectable, devine steaming hot cup of delicious. Enjoy.

Gilshalos Sedai
08-06-2009, 03:20 PM
Oh. My. God. Talk about nuts! I really hope that was artistic hyperbole.

Davian93
08-06-2009, 03:22 PM
Oh. My. God. Talk about nuts! I really hope that was artistic hyperbole.

Yeah, that'd be sick if true. That'll teach him to flirt (or possibly just be found attractive) with the Starbucks Barrista.