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Brita
08-06-2009, 02:39 PM
THE next time you want to bag the bonk of your life, you need a partner who knows a lot about your hardware.

While computer nerds are obviously good at IT, what we didn't realise is that they're good at "it" too.

An anonymous study of 2,000 British men and women from PS3PriceCompare.co.uk concluded that out of all jobs, computer geeks make the best lovers.

They were found to be the most selfless in the sack, the most adventurous and more likely to use love gadgets.

Seventy-eight per cent of techies that were questioned also claimed that sex toys were part of their love life.

And a further eight out of ten tech workers said that sex toys played an important part in their sexual relationships

Eighty-two per cent of IT workers also claimed to consider their partners sexual needs above there own, the highest result from all of those asked.

And if you think a perfect bod means a perfect romp, think again.

Those participants who worked in the fitness industry were found to be least likely to use sex toys, with just three in ten using them regularly.

And they were also found to be the most selfish lovers too.

When asked whether they considered their partner's needs above their own, only 41 per cent said yes, the lowest score of all.

But when it comes to stamina those hours on the treadmill definitely pay off.

When asked if they have sex more than three times a week, all that joystick jiggling had worn IT workers out .

They finished third to office workers and fitness experts.

Giggity! (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2439786.ece)

Davian93
08-06-2009, 03:18 PM
Stunningly...The Sun Is There!

Zanguini
08-06-2009, 03:41 PM
http://randomscreaming.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/revenge_of_the_nerds_we_ve_got_bush_edition_dvd__l arge_.jpg

Jokeslayer
08-06-2009, 03:49 PM
Everything The Sun doesn't get wrong it makes up.


And a further eight out of ten tech workers said that sex toys played an important part in their sexual relationships


But did other people?

Brita
08-06-2009, 03:53 PM
lol! I know- The Sun is the worst paper to quote, but I'm too busy to find a more reputable reporting source.

Crispin's Crispian
08-06-2009, 04:09 PM
Those participants who worked in the fitness industry were found to be least likely to use sex toys, with just three in ten using them regularly.Maybe because they don't need them? ;)

But seriously, everyone knows nerds and geeks make the best lovers.

I have been programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring ...

Davian93
08-06-2009, 04:11 PM
Originally Posted by Data to Yar


That would make an awesome username on a forum. Just imagine the avatar...

Zanguini
08-06-2009, 05:05 PM
http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/40977787/8839523

This of course is from a data/yar fanfic page.

Gilshalos Sedai
08-06-2009, 05:18 PM
THIS (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/main/6559316.html) was on the front page of the Houston Chronicle's Lifestyle section today. Your post made me think of it, Brita.

For the whole gallery, scroll to the bottom.

Brita
08-06-2009, 05:33 PM
Mmmmmm- I like. The first pic is the best.

Hopper
08-07-2009, 06:25 AM
Maybe because they don't need them? ;)

But seriously, everyone knows nerds and geeks make the best lovers.

No. That would be HCFF's

GonzoTheGreat
08-07-2009, 06:47 AM
No. That would be HCFF'sHCFF = High-Capacity Fog Foam (http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/HCFF)?

yks 6nnetu hing
08-07-2009, 07:45 AM
oh, I know you can come up with a better FF than that Gonzo :D

HCFF

High Capacity Ferret Flinging
High Capacity Finishing Form
High Capacity Female Foxes
Hosting Centurions For Fun

edit: and of course Hard Core FF combinations are... er... valid

Sinistrum
08-07-2009, 12:47 PM
This definitely needed to be posted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYrlt3CyaE

StrangePackage
08-07-2009, 03:18 PM
Have you guys been reading where quirky, tall, nerdy guys make the best lovers?

Cuz I've been writing it in every bathroom, male or female, that I've been in for like... years....

tanaww
08-07-2009, 03:23 PM
Have you guys been reading where quirky, tall, nerdy guys make the best lovers?

Cuz I've been writing it in every bathroom, male or female, that I've been in for like... years....

I have not seen that but I did find this once:

"For a night of fun, find Kitten's big gun"

Was that you too? 'cause a 9mm isn't really all that impressive.