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StrangePackage
08-10-2009, 02:03 PM
http://www.migthegreek.com/scraps/images/music/metallica-shopping.jpg
Metallica- you are not rock.

http://achangeofvenue.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bizarro-blog-size.jpg
Probably just as efficient as waterboarding.

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg233/SteveAustinBookClub/Beast.jpg
C is for Cookie and that's good enough for me.

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Brita
08-10-2009, 02:17 PM
James Hetfield can even make an Armani bag look tough :D

Gilshalos Sedai
08-10-2009, 02:30 PM
Actually, it's probably his wife's bag. Which actually doesn't dimish a damned thing. ;)

Brita
08-10-2009, 02:41 PM
Actually, it's probably his wife's bag. Which actually doesn't dimish a damned thing. ;)

LOL! James Hetfield can even make carrying his wife's Armani bag look tough.

Gilshalos Sedai
08-10-2009, 02:44 PM
Exactly.

StrangePackage
08-10-2009, 02:44 PM
Plaid shorts, flip flops, and carrying your wife's shopping bag....

Seriously- he's a middle aged pussy. Deal with it.

You're both reaching so far you're going to pull something to keep up this defense.

Brita
08-10-2009, 02:46 PM
Plaid shorts, flip flops, and carrying your wife's shopping bag....

Seriously- he's a middle aged pussy. Deal with it.

You're both reaching so far you're going to pull something to keep up this defense.

You're just jealous.

Gilshalos Sedai
08-10-2009, 02:52 PM
Yeah, and his fans are in their 30s or middle aged, too.


Birgitte and RS have said, "Wow, we only listen to Metallica when our step-dad's listening to it. Y'all are old." This is when Bryan and I had The Black Album in the CD player.



Besides, SP, you're just jealous you don't look as hot in flip flops. ;)

StrangePackage
08-10-2009, 03:26 PM
My legs are every bit as pasty and bird-like, thank you very much..


This also makes me laugh:

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/08/10/gladney-uninsured/

Right Wing Anti-Health Care Reform Icon Uninsured- Classic unintentional hillarity.

Brita
08-10-2009, 03:37 PM
My legs are every bit as pasty and bird-like, thank you very much..


Unproven unless pictures are provided ;)

Right Wing Anti-Health Care Reform Icon Uninsured- Classic unintentional hillarity.

That's awesome!

123seem
08-10-2009, 03:59 PM
Yeah, and his fans are in their 30s or middle aged, too.


Birgitte and RS have said, "Wow, we only listen to Metallica when our step-dad's listening to it. Y'all are old." This is when Bryan and I had The Black Album in the CD player.



Besides, SP, you're just jealous you don't look as hot in flip flops. ;)
Gil , the black album was their last decent album Metallica ever made

Sinistrum
08-10-2009, 04:04 PM
Gil , the black album was their last decent album Metallica ever made

Have you picked up Death Magnetic? I'd seriously question your sanity if you had and stuck to this statement.

Gilshalos Sedai
08-10-2009, 04:24 PM
They repeated their statement when it was "Death Magnetic."

GonzoTheGreat
08-10-2009, 05:10 PM
Speed camera (http://erdgeist.org/fnord/news/speeding.jpg).

Gilshalos Sedai
08-10-2009, 05:14 PM
OK, THAT'S genious.

Birgitte
08-10-2009, 06:12 PM
Uh... Gil, our step-dad says that there are two kinds of music "Country and Western." So I don't think that was us. And I listen to the same damn Metallica songs every damn night on my way home from work because from ten to eleven it's nothing but Metallica on the radio. I swear, it's even moved off of the Buzz and infected other radio stations. I wouldn't mind so much, but it's ALWAYS the same songs.


And SP, the Cookie Monster is a recovering cookie-holic. There's got to be some others of his race (his race being Cookie Monster) for him to look to for support. I like that his doctor is an x-man fan.

Terez
08-10-2009, 07:08 PM
I have to wonder how many people actually recognized the Metallica song excerpt...

Oatman
08-10-2009, 08:03 PM
I recognised the excerpt.
Also, isn't that guy in the last photo dressed as Beast?

Sei'taer
08-10-2009, 08:06 PM
I have to wonder how many people actually recognized the Metallica song excerpt...

what? One?

hippie-joe
08-10-2009, 08:09 PM
And SP, the Cookie Monster is a recovering cookie-holic. There's got to be some others of his race (his race being Cookie Monster) for him to look to for support. I like that his doctor is an x-man fan.

oh please the cookie monster is and always has been bulimic. he puts the cookies in his mouth chews them up and they just fall right out... big waste of a perfectly good cookie

oscar the grouch is on prozac now

and bert and earny aren't really gay

Davian93
08-10-2009, 08:17 PM
http://agoldenworld.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/332253819lsf1.jpg

Hopper
08-10-2009, 09:28 PM
and bert and earny [Ernie] aren't really gay

riiiiiiiight. Sure they aren't. Next you're going to try to convince me that the Furies aren't in complete control of Theoryland.

Belazamon
08-10-2009, 09:44 PM
what? One?I kinda assumed it would be expected to be obvious, what with the picture context. Do you think it wasn't for some? I dunno.

Sei'taer
08-10-2009, 10:10 PM
I kinda assumed it would be expected to be obvious, what with the picture context. Do you think it wasn't for some? I dunno.


I kinda thought so too. That's why I asked the question. I figured everybody picked up on it.

JSUCamel
08-10-2009, 11:04 PM
riiiiiiiight. Sure they aren't. Next you're going to try to convince me that the Furies aren't in complete control of Theoryland.

People would actually have to give a shit about the Furies for that to happen.

Now the Furries, on the other hand... does anyone really want Gonzo in charge?

Terez
08-10-2009, 11:55 PM
what? One?
lol, you say that as if there were other song excerpts. You're old; it's expected that you would know it. :rolleyes:

Frenzy
08-11-2009, 02:24 AM
Plaid shorts, flip flops, and carrying your wife's shopping bag....

Seriously- he's a middle aged pussy. Deal with it.

You're both reaching so far you're going to pull something to keep up this defense.
in his defense, SP, he DOES live in Marin County.




~muffled guffaws~

Ishara
08-11-2009, 09:07 AM
Um. Dude. Bert and Ernie? Totally gay. Not that it matters, given that Sesame Street killed off poor Bert.

Davian93
08-11-2009, 09:13 AM
Um. Dude. Bert and Ernie? Totally gay. Not that it matters, given that Sesame Street killed off poor Bert.

I assume Bert was the Top in that relationship. Just a guess.

They were completely gay, and ahead of their time apparently.

Terez
08-12-2009, 04:52 PM
I kinda assumed it would be expected to be obvious, what with the picture context. Do you think it wasn't for some? I dunno.
It's only obvious if you know the song. :rolleyes:

Gilshalos Sedai
08-12-2009, 04:53 PM
For Davian:

http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson414.html

Belazamon
08-12-2009, 06:43 PM
It's only obvious if you know the song. :rolleyes:Hardly. It's called "context clues."

tworiverswoman
08-12-2009, 08:09 PM
Context clues only matter a damn if you know the context. I've never been a Metallica fan, so a) I didn't know the lyrics and b) I had no clue who the photo was of. The only guy in jeans was in the back of the crowd.

It was mildly funny anyway - as long as I believed the lyrics were genuine -- because they're really stupid lyrics...

I think these are funnier :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNARJPNz2CA

Brita
08-13-2009, 03:29 PM
Melissa Brandts received an unexpected and hilarious surprise when she set the camera on timer for a typical picture.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourbeststuff/A-squirrel-who-appeared-i-001.jpg

Kurtz
08-13-2009, 09:15 PM
http://kaesenchin.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/calvinretouchdistressed.jpg

JSUCamel
08-13-2009, 09:34 PM
http://kaesenchin.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/calvinretouchdistressed.jpg

I posted that on a board at a school where I used to work. It's funny in a sad way.

Kurtz
08-13-2009, 09:36 PM
It's not really funny at all, I was just trying to make people miserable!

It's a fake apparently though

Ishara
08-13-2009, 09:39 PM
It's totally a fake and it's not at all funny. Made me really sad the first time I saw it...

StrangePackage
08-13-2009, 09:51 PM
http://kaesenchin.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/calvinretouchdistressed.jpg


I posted that on another board, and crushed someone's soul with it.

It's the most sad thing I think I've seen on the internet in a long time.

Kurtz
08-13-2009, 09:55 PM
It's strange, I guess we've all seen a lot of fucked up shit on the internet but that Calvin & Hobbes is probably the most affective thing for many :(

Zaela Sedai
08-13-2009, 10:02 PM
Unproven unless pictures are provided ;)


Its true... no i have no pictures :p


I think we all know who's in charge of TL... and she would be the furiest furriest Fury of them all....um yes

StrangePackage
08-13-2009, 10:04 PM
Its true... no i have no pictures :p


I think we all know who's incharege of TL... and she would be the furiest furriest Fury of them all....um yes

You don't have pictures?

Then what are these files I've been saving for blackmail?

Zaela Sedai
08-13-2009, 10:05 PM
You don't have pictures?

Then what are these files I've been saving for blackmail?

...she was talking about your legs

StrangePackage
08-13-2009, 10:10 PM
...she was talking about your legs

Oh. Well, you can vouch for my legs being bone white.

And I can just put these files away for another day.:D

Zaela Sedai
08-13-2009, 10:13 PM
Riiiiight....

So... are you boasting about your white ass legs? You prolly turn a beautiful shade of red if you are out for more than 5 min...

Or are you a vampire!!! If you are and didn't share that wasn't very nice :p

Davian93
08-13-2009, 10:14 PM
Riiiiight....

So... are you boasting about your white ass legs? You prolly turn a beautiful shade of red if you are out for more than 5 min...

Or are you a vampire!!! If you are and didn't share that wasn't very nice :p

From my understanding, vampires sparkle in sunlight. Thus we just need to take him out on a sunny day and if he sparkles (as well as lusts after underage HS girls while watching them sleep), then he's a vampire.

StrangePackage
08-13-2009, 10:14 PM
Riiiiight....

So... are you boasting about your white ass legs? You prolly turn a beautiful shade of red if you are out for more than 5 min...

Or are you a vampire!!! If you are and didn't share that wasn't very nice :p

A- you know I don't bite unless invited.

B- They do, but Sinistrum is actually the closest thing to a lobster I've ever seen when he went to Hawaii.

C- I can either be uncomfortable about my fishbelly complexion, or revel in it.

StrangePackage
08-13-2009, 10:15 PM
From my understanding, vampires sparkle in sunlight. Thus we just need to take him out on a sunny day and if he sparkles (as well as lusts after underage HS girls while watching them sleep), then he's a vampire.

Stan-dards?

Vat are deez stan-dards ov wich yu speek?

Zaela Sedai
08-13-2009, 10:19 PM
well you do need shades while looking at him in the sun... he will stay up all night...but well he'll look at legal chicks too so I guess he just plays one on TV

Frenzy
08-14-2009, 12:27 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-sad-cat-blackandwhite.jpg

Ishara
08-14-2009, 08:43 AM
Awww. That's been me all week! LOL

Sinistrum
08-14-2009, 01:21 PM
Stan-dards?

Vat are deez stan-dards ov wich yu speek?

I knew that was coming the minute high school girls were mentioned.

Birgitte
08-14-2009, 04:51 PM
And you didn't say "If there's grass on the field, play ball," Sini? I nearly think I'm proud of you.