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Davian93
08-12-2009, 11:05 AM
You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you Frenzy???

Link (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/849044/adelaide-cops-baffled-by-cucumber-thefts)




Adelaide cops baffled by cucumber thefts

A spate of cucumber thefts has Adelaide police in a pickle.

More than $10,000 worth of cucumbers have been stolen in 11 separate robberies in the past three months.

Thieves have targeted market gardens north of Adelaide, with police saying the latest robbery - of 50 bags of cucumbers - was reported from a glasshouse at Virginia at the weekend.

"The issue with the cucumber is how do you and I tell who owns a different cucumber?," SA Police Chief Inspector Kym Zander told ABC Radio on Wednesday.

"We're having difficulty establishing where they (the cucumbers) are going."

Ivhon
08-12-2009, 11:19 AM
Hmmm..... *stares at Frenzy over tented fingers*

Seems we have a little situation here. Y'see, I have this nasty habit of talking in my sleep. Hard to tell what I might say...in my sleep, of course...whatever is at the top of my mind. Math problems....maybe.

Drives my wife nuts, this talking in my sleep thing. She made me see a doctor about it and everything. And the thing is, he can fix it. It's true. There's a pill and everything that will let me sleep the whole night through no talking, no snoring...nothing.

But here's my problem. I got laid off last summer. Lost my insurance. Means I can't afford this pill that will keep me quiet...in my sleep. Doc says it costs around $2000 which is hard to come by, nowadays. Times being what they are and all.

So whaddya say, Frenzy? Think you might be able to help me out? Help my poor, suffering wife? You can't imagine what she's been through. What a relief it would be for her...just to know, you know? That I would never ever talk. In my sleep.

Brita
08-12-2009, 11:29 AM
Frenzy can't answer you right now. She's a little......busy at the moment.

4Alethinos
08-12-2009, 11:36 AM
Yes, Frenzy is busy. She is still attempting to get a free lunch from me by stipulating that Moiraine is dead or died and was brought back by some nefarious scheme of RJ's or Brandons's.

I will, of course, prevail. hehe

Moiraine never died and has never been dead. Perhaps in TGS we will see our lovely lady in blue. YES! :p

Gilshalos Sedai
08-12-2009, 11:39 AM
Instead of Moiraine Lite, Cadsuane? LOL

Sei'taer
08-12-2009, 11:43 AM
Moiraine=Cadsuane. We all know they're one person. Just waiting on the final proof.

Brita
08-12-2009, 12:08 PM
Back on track people, back on track.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/cucumberDM2708_468x367.jpg

Sei'taer
08-12-2009, 01:07 PM
Back on track people, back on track.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/cucumberDM2708_468x367.jpg

WoW! The knob on the end makes it condom friendly (wouldn't do to get impregnated by a cuke)

Zanguini
08-12-2009, 02:38 PM
wrong thread

Brita
08-12-2009, 02:48 PM
Ummm, I think you might have posted in the wrong thread. Although this thread is about cucumbers, it's not actually about food, if you know what I mean ;)

Terez
08-12-2009, 04:55 PM
That looked more like a zucchini than a cucumber...

Gilshalos Sedai
08-12-2009, 05:03 PM
It does, but I found the image and it's labelled a cucumber.

Here's a zuccini: http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PFO2771.jpg

tworiverswoman
08-12-2009, 08:43 PM
Well now - Brita's image looks like what they call an "English Cucumber"
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/temp%20files/englishcuke.jpg

then there's the "Japanese Cucumber" - if you require quantity...
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/temp%20files/japanese_cuke.jpg

Clearly superior is the American Cucumber :)
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/tworiverswoman/temp%20files/American_cuke.jpg

Cary Sedai
08-12-2009, 08:56 PM
Goodness! :eek:

4Alethinos
08-12-2009, 11:34 PM
USA, USA, USA!

We know how to grow and use vegetables! :eek:

Frenzy
08-13-2009, 12:18 AM
So whaddya say, Frenzy? Think you might be able to help me out? Help my poor, suffering wife? You can't imagine what she's been through. What a relief it would be for her...just to know, you know? That I would never ever talk. In my sleep.
tell you what, Ivhon. i'll give your poor suffering wife one of my copious amounts of cucumbers, and i'll bet you she knows exactly where to cram it in to shut you up.

Frenzy
08-13-2009, 12:19 AM
why do i envision a bad anime porno involving a alien with multiple cucumber-tipped tentacles?

Belazamon
08-13-2009, 01:37 AM
why do i envision a bad anime porno involving a alien with multiple cucumber-tipped tentacles?Because you already have it on your hard drive?

~ducks~

Gilshalos Sedai
08-13-2009, 09:05 AM
Wow, you really do like to live dangerously, Bela.

GonzoTheGreat
08-13-2009, 09:21 AM
He's not called the Mad Mule for nothing, you know. He can be just as enthusiastic about it as I may be, and that's saying someting.

Belazamon
08-13-2009, 11:13 PM
Wow, you really do like to live dangerously, Bela.Life's been perilously close to boring, lately.

Dragon Thief
08-13-2009, 11:21 PM
Well, this thread requires I break out an image that's been on my hard drive for a few years. Of course, it's no bad anime porno involving a alien with multiple cucumber-tipped tentacles, but i think it'll work well enough.

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff303/cowssayyar/Theoryland%20and%20WoT/dark-cucumber.jpg

Belazamon
08-13-2009, 11:38 PM
Well, this thread requires I break out an image that's been on my hard drive for a few years. Of course, it's no bad anime porno involving a alien with multiple cucumber-tipped tentacles, but i think it'll work well enough.Do you think you could fit some tentacles on it?

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k320/jalapenoguy/Tentacle.jpg

Frenzy
08-14-2009, 12:01 AM
this will not end well

Belazamon
08-14-2009, 12:32 AM
this will not end wellHell, it didn't start well. ;)

Frenzy
08-14-2009, 12:39 AM
Considering this entire silliness started before Matoyak was born, i would agree.

JSUCamel
08-14-2009, 02:38 AM
http://brianseitel.com/cucumber-nazis.jpg

Anaiya Sedai
08-14-2009, 04:43 AM
*sits on the ESC and giggles*

Zanguini
08-14-2009, 08:46 AM
hmmm.... this is like the anti-veggie tales

http://www.qctimes.com/content/tncms/assets/editorial/e/2a/49d/e2a49d0a-48f1-5da6-beee-d0bc572df390.image.jpg


*note the cucumber is wearing the evil twin beard.
*note I am not sure i want to know what frenzy would do with a singing cucumber.

Dragon Thief
08-14-2009, 11:19 PM
Camel, for some unknown reason your pic makes me think of the green guy from DBZ (piccolo? not a fan, dunno his name for sure). Just looks like a DBZ fighting thing.

Terez
08-15-2009, 12:11 AM
I can't see Camel's pic, but Piccolo is awesome!

4Alethinos
08-15-2009, 09:29 PM
OH MY goodness! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread has exceeded my wildest hopes. :)

I won't speak for the beginning or the ending, but the mddle is hilarious.

I so look forward to a genuine Frenzy response that will be totally worthy of the high regard I have for her cucumbers.

Frenzy
08-16-2009, 01:38 AM
well, Ivhon hasnt' responded to my counter-offer. i guess something must've shut hum up. ~weg~

Matoyak
08-16-2009, 02:59 AM
Considering this entire silliness started before Matoyak was born, i would agree. It started before 1991? Wow. That is a really long time to keep a joke going. Longer than 18 years. Sheesh. :eek: Must've been damn funny.

Dragon Thief
08-16-2009, 03:10 AM
It started before 1991? Wow. That is a really long time to keep a joke going. Longer than 18 years. Sheesh. :eek: Must've been damn funny.

Frenzy exagerates. It started August 5, 2000. Here's the proof:

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3919/188/98/642822251/n642822251_1919113_6658652.jpg

4Alethinos
08-17-2009, 02:49 PM
It has been my considered opinion that a woman who wears a top with the logo of The Knitting and Terrorist Society may not be one to trifle with.

I do believe that alcohol and posting can be dangerous to one's image, however.

"Just another wannabe Warder."

Gilshalos Sedai
08-17-2009, 02:54 PM
It has been my considered opinion that a woman who wears a top with the logo of The Knitting and Terrorist Society may not be one to trifle with.

She gave me one of those shirts. And it's the "Ladies' Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society."

Sei'taer
08-17-2009, 05:07 PM
She gave me one of those shirts. And it's the "Ladies' Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society."


I need to get one of those for Al.

Gilshalos Sedai
08-17-2009, 05:22 PM
We got them at northernsun.com, but I can't find them on the site any more.

This may be an old link. (http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/1718B.html)

4Alethinos
08-18-2009, 02:28 AM
Excellent, Gil, I knew I had it somewhat wrong, but I wanted the idea of it to get across.

BTW, the BBQ party was awesome and I did my 8 pieces of Death Wings. Yummy! The root beer saved my behind for the next day as my cool posterior can attest. :)

Missed you guys a bunch.

I have some hopes for the con next year to see some of the TL'ers. Hope the dinero holds up.

Frenzy
08-18-2009, 02:56 AM
Thank you, Terez. Not this thread will be haunted too. i agree with DT: it's all your fault.

and Mato: the cucumber joke started when i was a Junior in high school. Christmas 1990. Let's just say i got a really interesting present from my friends.

John Snow
08-18-2009, 02:03 PM
wrong thread
in so many ways......

Purple Dragon
08-18-2009, 02:41 PM
He's not called the Mad Mule for nothing, you know. He can be just as enthusiastic about it as I may be, and that's saying someting.

hmmm... i think i have Circumstantial evidence supporting that Frenzy is innocent of THESE thefts... i DO however now suspect Gonzo... just saying... enthusiastic about cucumbers... indeed

tworiverswoman
08-18-2009, 02:47 PM
Gah!
Dragon!
This has to stop. Find a better color!

Gilshalos Sedai
08-18-2009, 02:48 PM
Hey, PD, without highlighting, that is completely unreadable.

Davian93
08-18-2009, 02:51 PM
Hey, PD, without highlighting, that is completely unreadable.

Yup.

Purple Dragon
08-18-2009, 02:58 PM
bah... change background then ;)
can't be a SURPRISE to anyone that i use purple...

Sarevok
08-18-2009, 02:59 PM
bah... change background then ;)
can't be a SURPRISE to anyone that i use purple...
How about... purple?

Gilshalos Sedai
08-18-2009, 03:06 PM
There are MANY shades of purple, PD.

Purple Dragon
08-18-2009, 04:29 PM
There are MANY shades of purple, PD.

yeah tell you what... i'll change my color AND my name too... hell... what does that matter anyway RIGHT?

how about... Less-Purple-Than-Purple-But-Still-Slightly-More-Purple-Than-Pink-Purple Dragon?



so not happening

Zanguini
08-18-2009, 05:24 PM
you could always quote yourself it would be readable then see just fine and you can retain your purlplish and people can read what you say ... that is unless your being an ass on purpose then by all means carry on

Sei'taer
08-18-2009, 05:26 PM
yeah tell you what... i'll change my color AND my name too... hell... what does that matter anyway RIGHT?

how about... Less-Purple-Than-Purple-But-Still-Slightly-More-Purple-Than-Pink-Purple Dragon?



so not happening


Makes my eyes hurt, PD

Gilshalos Sedai
08-18-2009, 05:28 PM
Way to over-react there, Coz. Give it a rest.

GonzoTheGreat
08-18-2009, 05:35 PM
yeah tell you what... i'll change my color AND my name too... hell... what does that matter anyway RIGHT?You could be The Animal Formerly Known As Purple. As far as I know, the abbreviation is available once again.

JSUCamel
08-18-2009, 05:53 PM
You could be The Animal Formerly Known As Purple. As far as I know, the abbreviation is available once again.

TAFKAP?

Hmm.

Dragon Thief
08-18-2009, 07:23 PM
TAFKAP?

Hmm.

C'mon, Camel, you should know that one. Besides, Purple Dragon isn't too far off from Purple Rain ... lol

Purple Dragon
08-19-2009, 04:48 PM
C'mon, Camel, you should know that one. Besides, Purple Dragon isn't too far off from Purple Rain ... lol

we can make a trade... i give up my purple color, in return for having something else removed... something that only I might find offensive, annoying or hurting MY eyes... something that might mean something to others but that i have a grievance with... is that a deal? let me know?;) maybe we can have Tam sign the contract;)

JSUCamel
08-19-2009, 05:30 PM
Or if you have Firefox and the Greasemonkey (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748) add-on (like I do), you can whip up a script (or get mine (http://jsucamel.dreamhosters.com/anti-pd.user.js)) to change PD's ugly purple into something more appropriate. Like pink.

4Alethinos
08-19-2009, 11:03 PM
PD, don't let this bunch of weenies cause you to change anything. I just highlight your post, read it, and move on.

It is not hard, demeaning, or signifcantly time-consuming to be concerned about.

Oh yes, I assume your tattoo is still doing well. :)

"I refuse to ba another ant in the anthill and I do not requre others to be ants, either." ;)

Matoyak
08-19-2009, 11:53 PM
Or if you have Firefox and the Greasemonkey (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748) add-on (like I do), you can whip up a script (or get mine (http://jsucamel.dreamhosters.com/anti-pd.user.js)) to change PD's ugly purple into something more appropriate. Like pink.
LOL. Worked like a charm. So how does it work exactly? Does it just change ALL purple to pink or what?

JSUCamel
08-20-2009, 12:09 AM
LOL. Worked like a charm. So how does it work exactly? Does it just change ALL purple to pink or what?

Only on Theoryland.com, any purple text will turn pink.

Matoyak
08-20-2009, 12:24 AM
Only on Theoryland.com, any purple text will turn pink.
Sweet. Ok, thanks. It's easier than trying to get PD to change colors. You got any other useful scripts you've made? Actually, do you have any suggestions for scripts I should go get for it?

JSUCamel
08-20-2009, 12:51 AM
Sweet. Ok, thanks. It's easier than trying to get PD to change colors. You got any other useful scripts you've made? Actually, do you have any suggestions for scripts I should go get for it?

That's actually the first Greasemonkey script I've made. I may be able to swing some requests if you have any you want custom for TL.

A good place to go for more Greasemonkey scripts for a variety of other sites (I use some for sites like Facebook) is http://userscripts.org

Matoyak
08-20-2009, 01:38 AM
That's actually the first Greasemonkey script I've made. I may be able to swing some requests if you have any you want custom for TL.

A good place to go for more Greasemonkey scripts for a variety of other sites (I use some for sites like Facebook) is http://userscripts.org
Thanks for the link. And if you could come up with something that replaces anything Gonzo says with "blah blah blah" that would be wonderful, too. :D:p:D:p

tworiverswoman
08-20-2009, 02:58 AM
Thanks for the link. And if you could come up with something that replaces anything Gonzo says with "blah blah blah" that would be wonderful, too. :D:p:D:pROFLMAO -- I can just SEE that...

I actually enjoy 90% of Gonzo's quips. It's the "political" Gonzo I avoid - but the other Gonzo is hilarious and I laugh myself silly at most of what he says.


However -- there ARE a few people whose posts I would love to reduce to "blah blah blah." :) Camel -- please create such a script post haste!

Matoyak
08-20-2009, 04:32 AM
ROFLMAO -- I can just SEE that...

I actually enjoy 90% of Gonzo's quips. It's the "political" Gonzo I avoid - but the other Gonzo is hilarious and I laugh myself silly at most of what he says.


However -- there ARE a few people whose posts I would love to reduce to "blah blah blah." :) Camel -- please create such a script post haste!
Actually, I have nothing against Gonzo, it was just the first name I could think of that might not get PO'd at me for poking fun at him/her. ;)

GonzoTheGreat
08-20-2009, 08:01 AM
Actually, I have nothing against Gonzo, it was just the first name I could think of that might not get PO'd at me for poking fun at him/her. ;)Which raises the obvious question:
How many names did you have to reject first because they did not satisfy your criterium?

Gilshalos Sedai
08-20-2009, 09:30 AM
The list is long and distinguished.

Zanguini
08-20-2009, 09:33 AM
I doubt that it is distinguished.

JSUCamel
08-21-2009, 02:00 AM
I doubt that it is distinguished.

rofl

tworiverswoman
08-21-2009, 02:08 AM
I doubt that it is distinguished.~falls over laughing~

And dammit - I can't rep you again -- too soon!

JSUCamel
08-21-2009, 02:20 AM
ROFLMAO -- I can just SEE that...

I actually enjoy 90% of Gonzo's quips. It's the "political" Gonzo I avoid - but the other Gonzo is hilarious and I laugh myself silly at most of what he says.


However -- there ARE a few people whose posts I would love to reduce to "blah blah blah." :) Camel -- please create such a script post haste!

Ask and ye shall receive (http://jsucamel.dreamhosters.com/blah_user.user.js).

You'll have to click the Greasemonkey icon on your Firefox, choose "Manage User Scripts", select "Blah User", then hit the Edit button at the bottom and edit the file to add the names you wish to be replaced with "blah blah blah" posts.

Birgitte
08-21-2009, 07:25 PM
Finally! A solution to the Vardene problem!

Frenzy
08-22-2009, 02:03 AM
i'm glad this thread has proven useful.

Dragon Thief
08-22-2009, 02:23 AM
i'm glad this thread has proven useful.

What? I'd thought cucumbers were useful. After all, you started this based on how much MORE useful they were than a blow up doll.

Frenzy
08-22-2009, 03:07 AM
so are you saying that Camel has proven my point?

JSUCamel
08-22-2009, 03:44 AM
so are you saying that Camel has proven my point?

blah blah blah

hippie-joe
08-22-2009, 06:21 PM
yeah tell you what... i'll change my color AND my name too... hell... what does that matter anyway RIGHT?

how about... Less-Purple-Than-Purple-But-Still-Slightly-More-Purple-Than-Pink-Purple Dragon?



so not happening

that works for me lol i'd give rep if you changed you're name to that... what an awesome name wish i had thought of it first

hippie-joe
08-22-2009, 06:33 PM
Ask and ye shall receive (http://jsucamel.dreamhosters.com/blah_user.user.js).

You'll have to click the Greasemonkey icon on your Firefox, choose "Manage User Scripts", select "Blah User", then hit the Edit button at the bottom and edit the file to add the names you wish to be replaced with "blah blah blah" posts.

that would be great if that is waht happened when you added someone to the ignore list, which i guess that is kinda what you'd be doing...

Birgitte
08-23-2009, 12:11 AM
Yeah, except there's a difference. Now you get to giggle a little every time you see one of their posts! The former bane to your posting contentment (no relation to Bane) is now brings you a nice chortle every time they post.

hippie-joe
08-24-2009, 02:19 AM
Yeah, except there's a difference. Now you get to giggle a little every time you see one of their posts! The former bane to your posting contentment (no relation to Bane) is now brings you a nice chortle every time they post.

very true... and all this begs the question, "can that be done so that any browser be it foxfire, IE, AOL (if anyone even uses that any more) or any other unnamed such and such, can use it and experience the pleasure their previous head ache enduses?"

TAM GET ON IT!!!! LOL i mean lol i didn't mean to yell

Matoyak
08-25-2009, 12:57 AM
Which raises the obvious question:
How many names did you have to reject first because they did not satisfy your criterium?
Eh, actually, yours was the first. Then I changed my mind twice before just shrugging and going back to you. :P

Also Camel. Holy shit that's awesome in more ways than one.

And Zan, you are correct. It wasn't very distinguished. :p;):p

Sei'taer
08-25-2009, 09:28 AM
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah


Wow! Well done!