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pops taer
08-26-2009, 11:10 PM
Ben attending his hunting club's
> monthly meeting had just told them he
> couldn't make the hunting trip
> scheduled for the next day because his wife
> wouldn't let him
> go.
>
> .
>
> After
> listening to the jeers and other derisive
> remarks from his
> fellow hunting buddies, Ben just got up
> and left to
> go back home to his wife.
>
> .
>
> When
> Ben's friends started arriving to set up
> camp the next day, who
> should be there but Ben, sitting in front of
> his tent, beer in hand,
> camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of
> coals.
> .
>
> "How did
> ya talk your wife into letting you go
> Ben?"
> .
>
> "I
> didn't have to" was Ben's
> reply.
> .
>
> "When I
> left the meeting,
> I went home slumped down in
> my chair with a beer
> to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck
> up behind me and
> covered my eyes and said, "Surprise'!"
> .
>
> When I
> peeled her hands back she was standing there in
> a beautiful
> see-through negligee and she said, "Carry
> me into the bedroom, tie
> me to the bed and you can do whatever you
>
> want."
>
>
>
> ......................SO HERE I
> AM ! !
>

Matoyak
08-27-2009, 02:29 AM
~facepalm~

Kurtz
08-27-2009, 12:44 PM
http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu332/IIJM/forum/hehe.gif

Brita
08-27-2009, 03:06 PM
LOL! That reminds me of this one- the female version:

A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.

He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him. The man notices her overly attentive stares and walks directly toward her.

Before she can offer her apologies for rudely staring he leans over and whispers, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do for $20… But, on one condition.”

Flabbergasted, the woman asks what the condition is.

The man replies, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The woman considers his proposition for a moment and then removes a $20 bill from her purse, which she presses into the man’s hand along with her address.

She then looks deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully says, “Clean my house!”