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ShadowbaneX
08-30-2009, 10:52 PM
(edit: oh, yeah, forgot to add: NSFW)

Nothing to see here (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/).

Nothing to see at all (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/50451).

:D

Kurtz
08-30-2009, 11:06 PM
Great site!

Mort
08-31-2009, 08:26 AM
Yeah I love that site. This one is pretty cool too.

FML (http://www.fmylife.com/)

Sei'taer
08-31-2009, 09:52 AM
(315): Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love


I told you about someone would intercept your texts someday, Sini. Maybe now you'll be a little more careful.

GonzoTheGreat
08-31-2009, 11:13 AM
I told you about someone would intercept your texts someday, Sini. Maybe now you'll be a little more careful.Upon first reading this sentence, I honestly missed a 'y' somewhere. Would anyone want to hazard a guess as to which one? :p

Gilshalos Sedai
08-31-2009, 11:49 AM
LMAO... and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Crispin's Crispian
08-31-2009, 11:52 AM
Upon first reading this sentence, I honestly missed a 'y' somewhere. Would anyone want to hazard a guess as to which one? :p
It's much funnier that way, isn't it?

Ishara
08-31-2009, 12:15 PM
ROFLMAO. SO much funnier that way!

Davian93
08-31-2009, 12:17 PM
Upon first reading this sentence, I honestly missed a 'y' somewhere. Would anyone want to hazard a guess as to which one? :p

ROFL...awesome...simply awesome.

Brita
08-31-2009, 12:19 PM
I have a feeling Gonzo garnered quite a few rep from that one :D

Birgitte
08-31-2009, 01:56 PM
Upon first reading this sentence, I honestly missed a 'y' somewhere. Would anyone want to hazard a guess as to which one? :p


Now THAT'S a mental picture that's gonna be hard to shake. And will still show up years from now... in the middle of the night... after too much alcohol and rich food... If I wake up screaming, people will know why.


And RS sent me a link to that site last week, SBX. Hilarious!

Verin Mathwin
08-31-2009, 04:08 PM
Stupid school web filters

Birgitte
08-31-2009, 06:30 PM
(443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

That's my favorite. And I can totally understand that. I wouldn't expect you to.

Dragon Thief
08-31-2009, 08:01 PM
That's my favorite. And I can totally understand that. I wouldn't expect you to.

Speaking of FML: "Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML"

Dragon Thief
08-31-2009, 08:07 PM
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do

Sacre bleu, un huh huh!

Davian93
08-31-2009, 08:39 PM
Sacre bleu, un huh huh!

Yep, that's Rep worthy...

Brita
08-31-2009, 09:22 PM
Originally Posted by textsfromlastnight
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do

What a gentleman.

Sei'taer
08-31-2009, 11:10 PM
I just....don't know what to say. I can't stop laughing!


(404): He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.

(724): I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.

(907): I've had 9 beers and she still looks like Gary Bussey!

LMMFAO!

(803): fuckin a dude
(1-803): what?????
(803): fuckin a, dude.
(1-803): oh, well that comma made all the differnce

(908): girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.

(508): WORST. DINGLEBERRY. EVER.

ShadowbaneX
08-31-2009, 11:29 PM
my work here is done. =D

Birgitte
09-01-2009, 12:45 PM
I keep telling people grammar is important. Does anyone listen? Maybe they will when I tell them it makes the difference between "fuckin a dude" and "fuckin a, dude." LOL

Sarevok
09-01-2009, 01:57 PM
I keep telling people grammar is important. Does anyone listen? Maybe they will when I tell them it makes the difference between "fuckin a dude" and "fuckin a, dude." LOL
Are commas even grammar?
But yeah, this on is up there with this one. (http://www.bash.org/?367896)

Birgitte
09-01-2009, 05:09 PM
Yeah, punctuation is part of grammar.

Frenzy
09-03-2009, 01:47 AM
Are commas even grammar?
But yeah, this on is up there with this one. (http://www.bash.org/?367896)
that was a lot funnier when it was a camel. or a Camel.


damn, where is that thread. i need a good laugh.