Might Want To Come Up With a Better Alibi

[Davian93]

She Walked Into the Knife...Honest! (http://www.buffalonews.com/cityregion/niagaracounty/story/360673.html)

Um yeah...sure she did.

[Gilshalos Sedai]

Well, Dav, I dunno... I can be that clumsy. Though for that reason, I don't leave sharp obects on the edges of counters.

[Davian93]

Well, Dav, I dunno... I can be that clumsy. Though for that reason, I don't leave sharp obects on the edges of counters.

Should Bryan be worried?

[Gilshalos Sedai]

He already is. Remember Ms. Congeniality? I'm that bad.

[Ozymandias]

I'll give you an even worse story that happened to a neighbor of mine. Their a weird family (the daughter rides her bike around the neighborhood with oven mitts on, and the father keeps an apartment a mile away so his son and him can have "alone time") anyways, but this takes the cake.

A couple weeks ago the daughter, who is 13, wanted to go to a movie and her mother said no. So the next morning, the girl waited downstairs in the kitchen and stabbed her mother repeatedly in the abdomen with a kitchen knife because she was so upset about the movie.

Talk about fucked up, huh?

[Brita]

Those are your neighbours? Have you thought about moving? That's a little too psycho to be close to...

[Davian93]

What was the movie?

[Ozymandias]

What was the movie?

Hahahahah that was my question too. Any movie worth stabbing your own mother over has GOT to be worth seeing.

Though in perfect honesty, I'm pretty sure it was Iron Man. And we have moved. I should have said "ex-neighbors," this happened about a month after we vacated.

[Davian93]

Hahahahah that was my question too. Any movie worth stabbing your own mother over has GOT to be worth seeing.

Though in perfect honesty, I'm pretty sure it was Iron Man. And we have moved. I should have said "ex-neighbors," this happened about a month after we vacated.

Well, IronMan was pretty good. I can see the issue there.

[Anaiya Sedai]

ouch.

[NargsBrood]

reminds me of the simpsons episode:

Lisa: I am going walk this way while flailing my arms about like this! If you get hit it's your own fault!

Bart: Fine, I am going to start kicking my legs out while walking this way... and if you get hit it's your own fault.

*mayhem*

[Brita]

LOL! Yes, yes it does :)

[Kurtz]

Have used the same excuse many times on the dancefloor.........

[Yuri33]

"I fell on it"

#1 excuse for items collected in the hospital's ass bin.

[Kurtz]

"I fell on it"

#1 excuse for items collected in the hospital's ass bin.


Lol, so true, those toilet brushes are like colonic magnets.

[Anaiya Sedai]

this is where I need a vomit smiley. too tired to look for one now..

[irerancincpkc]

Did the mother die???

I'd hate to be killed by a knife. If a bad guy had a knife or a gun and was trying to kill me, I'd tell him to bring out the gun...

[Crispin's Crispian]

Their a weird family (the daughter rides her bike around the neighborhood with oven mitts on, and the father keeps an apartment a mile away so his son and him can have "alone time") anyways, but this takes the cake.

Hah!

Anyway, WTF? What happened to the family?

[Mort]

I'm actually more grossed out by the father and son's "alone time", sounds omnious.

But sure, you'd think twice about deniying any future off-spring to go see a movie, especially if they have ovenmits on when they are out biking.

[cottillion]

"I fell on it"

#1 excuse for items collected in the hospital's ass bin.
"It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one!"