Friendship

[pops taer]

Friendship Prayer

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person that screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch.

Amen

[JSUCamel]

i don't have fleas :(

[Terez]

We won't try to harvest you then. ;)

[Gilshalos Sedai]

Thank you, Pops. But knowing my boss, he'd order me to find a way for him to scratch.

[Brita]

Maybe he'd order you to scratch- even worse...