What's Up With Canadia and Severed Feet?

[Davian93]

6th Severed Foot Found (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/18/canada.feet/index.html)

Kinda odd to say the least.

[caladanbrood]

I dunno, but I'm never going running in BC...

[Brita]

I know- wierd eh?

~~shudders~~

[Terez]

I know- wierd eh?
Probably more weird than wierd, but yeah. :)

[Davian93]

Probably more weird than wierd, but yeah. :)

When did Terez become a grammar nazi...I thought Gil filled that slot.

[Brita]

It's so weird it's wierd! I planned it that way...ya, that's it... you just didn't recognize my clever play on spelling. :D

[Terez]

@Dav...since Brita became a grammar Nazi...with a Swede, no less!

[Brita]

Yes, yes- I deserve every grammar-lashing I get...

Terez- Mort has forgiven me, it is time for you to let it go :p

[Ishara]

It's like something out of Dexter. Awful.

My guess its that it's smuggled immigrants from a container ship, but it's just my guess. As horrible as that sounds, it just seems likely.

[caladanbrood]

it just seems likely.
Why?

[Ishara]

Wee, the BC coast is the site of the majority of ensalved immigarnts who pay their entire life savings to get to Canada. There have been schemes where additional sums have been demanded upon landing, and if they;re not recieved then a "lesson" is made.

Like I said, like Dexter, but gruesome.

[Davian93]

Wee, the BC coast is the site of the majority of ensalved immigarnts who pay their entire life savings to get to Canada. There have been schemes where additional sums have been demanded upon landing, and if they;re not recieved then a "lesson" is made.

Like I said, like Dexter, but gruesome.

Perhaps they were "hobbled" to prevent them from escaping...like the workers in the South African Diamond mines...

[Brita]

Yes, at first they thought it could be remains from an accident- but a little too coincidental that the only remains to become detached from the bodies and found on shore are all feet. Very sinister indeed...

[Brita]

6th foot a hoax (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/cbc/080619/canada/vancouver_bc_foot_no_human)!

[Crispin's Crispian]

6th foot a hoax (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/cbc/080619/canada/vancouver_bc_foot_no_human)!

"The coroners service, a forensic pathologist and an anthropologist have all examined the shoe and remains, and determined a skeletonized animal paw was inserted into the shoe with a sock and packed with dried seaweed,"
Damn if Canada doesn't have some gifted seaweed sculptors.

I knew it was a hoax when they announced it. Most Canadians I've met are nowhere near that tall.

[Ishara]

Ewww! Why on earth would someone want to duplicate such a horror?

[Crispin's Crispian]

Ewww! Why on earth would someone want to duplicate such a horror?
I know. The person must be a real heel.

[Gilshalos Sedai]

Oh. my. god. Someone shoot Muttley, please? My gun's jammed.

[Davian93]

I know. The person must be a real heel.

I know. The person must be a real heel.

~drags out drum set for more one liners~

Anytime you're ready Crispy.

[Crispin's Crispian]

I know. The person must be a real heel.

~drags out drum set for more one liners~

Anytime you're ready Crispy.

What? You want to go toe-to-toe?

[Brita]

~~Jumps on the ESC couch gleefully- grabs the popcorn~~

[jason wolfbrother]

What? You want to go toe-to-toe?


where is that rolling lol when you need it?

[JSUCamel]

What? You want to go toe-to-toe?

I doubt your feet are athletic enough to sock him hard enough to do any good.

[Gilshalos Sedai]

~facepalm~

[Crispin's Crispian]

I doubt your feet are athletic enough to sock him hard enough to do any good.

Don't make me start with the cameltoe jokes.

[Frenzy]

i'd accuse these punsters of having no sole, but that's just too fishy.

[Ishara]

Ba-dum tum.

~joins Gil in facepalm~

[ShadowbaneX]

what's that I hear about facepalm?

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/1/picard-facepalm.jpg

[The Immortal One]

As funny as all your puns are this line from the article struck me as being hilarious.

Linteau did not address the question of how the fifth foot came to be detached.