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Tamyrlin
07-06-2010, 10:57 AM
I was searching around for old theories in google...and I ran into this link, an article from Cracked.com that included a reference to Theoryland.com.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-28-wheel-time/

The specific reference:

As with any popular intellectual property, there have been attempts to sell ancillary merchandise. While you don't need to purchase any of this crap to be considered a True Fan , it does give you something to do in between posting screeds about Trolloc sex on some of your less reputable message boards (Theoryland.com (http://www.theoryland.com/vbulletin/../), we are looking at you).

Wtf? Lol. Trolloc sex, ok someone fess up!

GonzoTheGreat
07-06-2010, 11:18 AM
A slightly different remark on Trollocs (not intended to draw suspicion away from anyone at all, of course): Lavender is holding his sword rather oddly.

Isabel
07-06-2010, 01:16 PM
Hehe, perhaps someone talked about Trolloc sex during the discussions about how many Trollocs there are?
At least I remember such discussions :))

Terez
07-06-2010, 01:35 PM
I do too, and there have always been people that wondered about how Trollocs reproduce because they missed the bits about the female Trollocs.

Nazbaque
07-06-2010, 06:35 PM
I think there was a discussion about myrddraal and their parents that got a bit ... twisted

Terez
07-06-2010, 07:52 PM
Somehow I suspect there is an exception to Rule 34 here. Maybe someone brave enough to do a little googlework could prove me wrong, but all of our discussions on the subject have been pretty technical.

Marie Curie 7
07-06-2010, 08:29 PM
Somehow I suspect there is an exception to Rule 34 here. Maybe someone brave enough to do a little googlework could prove me wrong, but all of our discussions on the subject have been pretty technical.

Well, it's not like RJ didn't provide a precedent. He wrote quite a bit about Trolloc and Myrddraal sex in a fan letter (http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan/msg/c2b502098ebe7643) in 1995...

Ishara
07-06-2010, 09:46 PM
ROFLMAO - I showed this to my fiance (O<G!!!) cause he's a HUGE fan of cracked, and he was howling. When i asked what was so funny, he explained: finally, I kind of get it!

Uno
07-07-2010, 09:19 PM
Well, dash it, it's a valid subject of inquiry. The trollocs, after all, are composed of human and a variety of animal stock, so I'm wondering how that works when it comes to sexual attraction. If a specimen is part goat and part bird, does it get aroused by prominent horns or an impressive plumage, or both? And will it be stimulated by the mating signals of trollocs that have neither? Then there's a question of pheromones, which play some role in the sexuality of a number of animals. Does this happen with trollocs? Different creatures will have different chemical signatures, and there's no solid evidence that humans can sense pheromones at all.

Come to think of it, I'm dismayed that these kinds of issues have not been debated more thoroughly at Theoryland.

Neilbert
07-08-2010, 08:58 AM
Somehow I suspect there is an exception to Rule 34 here. Maybe someone brave enough to do a little googlework could prove me wrong, but all of our discussions on the subject have been pretty technical.

Do not fuck with rule 34.
It's like saying "It can't possibly get worse".

Sei'taer
08-06-2010, 09:14 AM
Do not fuck with rule 34.
It's like saying "It can't possibly get worse".

Rule 34, the inspiration for one of my more famous chat names. Amish_Porn_Rules