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Davian93
07-23-2010, 08:51 AM
http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/offbeat/darth-vader-robs-bank-on-long-island-20100722-akd

I know Hayden Christiansen's career has gone downhill a bit but this is just sad.


P.S.: Yes, I know I paraphrased the actual quote...it was intentional.

Frenzy
07-23-2010, 12:59 PM
From the article's comments...

"If the state allowed people to carry light-sabers, this never would have happened "

lurk
07-25-2010, 02:43 PM
tsk darth vader needs just to squeeze his hand and choke the guy.

~Scuba voice~
"Give me the money, it is your destiny"

may be good to test our creativity here. Lets get some starwars quotes adapted to this topic. ;)

Gilshalos Sedai
07-26-2010, 07:38 AM
You came on that bike? You're braver than I thought!

lurk
07-27-2010, 04:23 AM
Just me, my gun and two bags of money, no questions asked

Nazbaque
07-27-2010, 05:03 AM
You can't win Darth. Even if you take our money we're more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

EDIT: Ooooh my post count seems to have acquired a comma. How very interesting!

Davian93
07-27-2010, 07:33 AM
Don't be too proud of this financial terror you have constructed. The ability to destroy a mortgage is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Basel Gill
07-27-2010, 08:24 AM
But you said the money would be left in the vault under my supervision!

I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.

Ivhon
07-27-2010, 08:44 AM
"Your overconfidence is your weakness."

"Your faith in your financial institutions is yours!"

Gilshalos Sedai
07-27-2010, 09:06 AM
The Federal Reserve will not sit still for this! When they find you've attacked --


You are part of the financial meltdown and a traitor! Take her away!

Basel Gill
07-27-2010, 09:51 AM
You don't understand the POWER of capitalism! I MUST obey my master!

GonzoTheGreat
07-27-2010, 11:00 AM
may be good to test our creativity here. Lets get some starwars quotes adapted to this topic. ;)lurk, I am not your father.

Zanguini
07-27-2010, 11:27 AM
What's the matter with this thing, what's all that churnning and bubbling, you call that an atm?

No, sir. We call it, Mr Coffee.

Yes. I always have my coffee when I rob a bank, you know that.

Of course I do, sir.


So Bank of America, you thought you could outwit the imperious forces of Planet Spaceball. Well you were wrong. You are now our prisoner and you will be held captive until such time as all the money is transferred from your planet... to ours. There's none in there!

jason wolfbrother
07-28-2010, 09:45 PM
~waves hand~

these aren't the funds you're looking for

lurk
09-01-2010, 10:22 AM
lurk, I am not your father.

Noooooooooooooo, I want my inheritance

lurk
09-01-2010, 10:26 AM
sir we have analyzed their attack patern, there is a risk, shall we prepare your getaway car?

evacuate? in our moment of richness, I think you overestimate the sturdiness of their deposit boxes