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Firseal
09-01-2010, 01:36 PM
I think something like this happened in Gremlins.

News Story. (http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/dr-jacquelyn-kotaracs-body-found-in-chimney-after-she-tried-to-enter-boyfriends-house/19615907?icid=main%7Cmain%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%7C1677 23)

Wow. Now there's a plan that went terribly wrong. Home the house-sitter's kid isn't too traumatized.

Davian93
09-01-2010, 01:48 PM
~clicked on thread assuming it had something to do with buttsex...pleasantly surprised that it didnt~

Crispin's Crispian
09-01-2010, 02:47 PM
Dav, I'm not sure decomposing chimney doctors are more pleasant to read about than buttsex. But whatever floats your boat.

Davian93
09-01-2010, 02:58 PM
Dav, I'm not sure decomposing chimney doctors are more pleasant to read about than buttsex. But whatever floats your boat.

This is just Darwin ensuring a good harvest.

tworiverswoman
09-01-2010, 03:18 PM
She was found in a decomposing state after only 3 days? I can only assume her insides were compressed to where she couldn't breathe, then.

What a grotesque way to die. :(

I've "avoided a few confrontations" in my time, as well... I would hope to never find that doing so led to the death of the one I was avoiding.

Gods.

GonzoTheGreat
09-02-2010, 04:52 AM
Dav, I'm not sure decomposing chimney doctors are more pleasant to read about than buttsex. But whatever floats your boat.I don't think she would have been gone far enough yet to float any boats in, but I could be wrong. Curiously enough, this is one experiment I'm not too eager to conduct.

Nazbaque
09-02-2010, 06:51 AM
Dead bodies wouldn't be any good at floating a boat. Even if you managed to plug a leak with one the fish would just eat through it.

Ivhon
09-02-2010, 07:06 AM
I would also imagine that in order for the body to be liquifying after only 3 days it would have to be both hot and very humid.

yks 6nnetu hing
09-02-2010, 07:10 AM
*reads thread*


...and then we wonder that TL is infamous (in some circles) for discussing Trolloc sex... That's not even the tip of the iceberg.

Davian93
09-02-2010, 07:13 AM
*reads thread*


...and then we wonder that TL is infamous (in some circles) for discussing Trolloc sex... That's not even the tip of the iceberg.

That's what she said!

GonzoTheGreat
09-02-2010, 07:15 AM
All right, now I'm wondering: do Trolloc women have a G-Spot?

Nazbaque
09-02-2010, 07:19 AM
*reads thread*


...and then we wonder that TL is infamous (in some circles) for discussing Trolloc sex... That's not even the tip of the iceberg.
It's only half the tip? A tenth? It's just the ray of light reflected of the tip?

Nazbaque
09-02-2010, 07:20 AM
All right, now I'm wondering: do Trolloc women have a G-Spot?
Do they even have orgasms?

Davian93
09-02-2010, 07:22 AM
If a group of 100 male Trollocs were to all have sex with the same female Trolloc, would they call it "Fisting"?

Ivhon
09-02-2010, 07:22 AM
Do they even have orgasms?

I start Sex Therapy class in a couple of hours.

Ill ask.

yks 6nnetu hing
09-02-2010, 07:23 AM
my goodness, what have I done???


I start Sex Therapy class in a couple of hours.

Ill ask. make sure to explain how exactly you came to this question

Gilshalos Sedai
09-02-2010, 08:06 AM
If a group of 100 male Trollocs were to all have sex with the same female Trolloc, would they call it "Fisting"?


Someone should shoot you and put you out of my misery. *headdesk*

Ivhon
09-02-2010, 08:25 AM
Someone should shoot you and put you out of my misery. *headdesk*

Careful....thats how you get tased...

Brita
09-02-2010, 09:38 AM
Careful....thats how you get tased...

LOL!

Is *headdesk* foreplay for a trolloc?

DahLliA
09-02-2010, 09:45 AM
If a group of 100 male Trollocs were to all have sex with the same female Trolloc, would they call it "Fisting"?

if I wouldn't have to spread rep around you'd get it for this :D

oh. and there's female trollocs? must be a furry's paradise then

tworiverswoman
09-02-2010, 06:57 PM
Is there even a WORD for the direction this thread took after an APPALLINGLY short time?

LMAO

I repeat - I love Theoryland...

Alanna Alai
09-02-2010, 07:09 PM
I'm not going to chime in on the trollocs. I will say that as the article didn't state what the liquid was that was dripping it could easily have been the internal fluids and partially digested and decomposed contents of the intestinal tract that liquefied.

Now who's hungry? I got some cookies here...

Ivhon
09-02-2010, 07:12 PM
I'm not going to chime in on the trollocs. I will say that as the article didn't state what the liquid was that was dripping it could easily have been the internal fluids and partially digested and decomposed contents of the intestinal tract that liquefied.

Now who's hungry? I got some cookies here...

Cookies are fine. Im thinking I may not want any queso offered up in this thread though...

Dragon Thief
09-02-2010, 08:04 PM
now wait a damned minute.

Why didn't anyone tell me Santa was a female doctor?

Frenzy
09-02-2010, 09:34 PM
If a group of 100 male Trollocs were to all have sex with the same female Trolloc, would they call it "Fisting"?

www.instantRIMshot.com

Firseal
09-03-2010, 01:01 AM
Dead bodies wouldn't be any good at floating a boat. Even if you managed to plug a leak with one the fish would just eat through it.

You know, in the series 'Rome' (Good series, by the way, if a little overinhabitted by people not fully dressed) two soldiers get off an island where they were shipwrecked by gathering all their (drowned) companions and lashing them together to make a raft.

No idea if that would work. Pretty sure Mythbusters wouldn't touch it, either.

Frenzy
09-03-2010, 01:26 AM
i was thinking of that scene too

nameless
09-03-2010, 01:31 AM
Isn't that from "Tales of the Black Freighter" from the Watchmen graphic novel? The pirate gets shipwrecked so he builds a raft out of driftwood and lines it with bloated corpses for bouyancy, and then a bunch of sharks come along and eat half his raft?

Gilshalos Sedai
09-03-2010, 05:41 PM
now wait a damned minute.

Why didn't anyone tell me Santa was a female doctor?

www.instantRIMshot.com

Firseal
09-03-2010, 06:31 PM
now wait a damned minute.

Why didn't anyone tell me Santa was a female doctor?

Explains a lot about all the female Mrs. Claus outfits that scream, "Hello Nurse".

Vicious Circle
09-03-2010, 06:53 PM
As soon as I saw the name Bakersfield California I knew it was gonna be ugly.
:D

Insert rim shot