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Mik
10-13-2010, 06:32 AM
Heya Theorylanders,

I've been a long-time lurk(er). Because I want to post some theories on Theoryland -so close before the Last Day- I decided to finally step into the Light.
For.. no man can walk so long in the Shadow that he cannot come again to the Light.
Right? Right!

I'm a 34 year old Dutchy. A dad to a little boy (8 months) & girl (2 years old). An engineer at a big company in the Netherlands. A rower & a die-hard WoT-fanatic since '94.

*waves*

Cheerio,
Mik


P.S: one small question; when I want to post a theory, it says I can't use html-tags. But I take it I can use all the standard stuff (<--- like this)that I can use to post this message..right?

Nazbaque
10-13-2010, 07:23 AM
Welcome Mik!

You may call me Naz!

Soon I shall be set on fire and marshmallows will be roasted. Please help yourself to some nuts while we wait for that.

Sarevok
10-13-2010, 07:25 AM
*runs from the flood of newbies*
*has another look*

Wait! Dutchy you said? We're taking over! :D

Welkom, Mik! :)

lowlandr
10-13-2010, 08:27 AM
Welcome, Mik.... dutch invasion indeed :eek:

*runs from the flood of newbies*

I didn't know you were scared that easily, Sar.. :D

Zaela Sedai
10-13-2010, 08:28 AM
Consider yourself officially welcomed to Theoryland Mik!!! (Why DO we get so many Dutchies? For such a small country you sure do know how to invade!!!) As I'm sure you've noticed, we have a pretty decent community of WoT fanatics over here. One of the ways that we keep it all friendly is a short list of courtesies we ask people to follow and, once in a while, actually do get followed. Imagine that! Insane people following some sort of order!


1) Don't flood the board with multiple THREADS all at once.
Allow us the time to absorb, evaluate, and discuss, OR LAUGH at one or two ideas, OR JOKES at a time. Some of us like to do a little research before responding and that can take a little time. Of course, we also have those others who are just a bit slow. Read that as "just can't handle more than one thought in their heads at once" or "dial-up modem". Your choice. I'd suggest "have a real life", but not likely. Does anyone still have dial up? Wow...it's getting hard to give the slow people an excuse

Addendum to 1) Try to stay on topic.
Going off on tangents can be super fun and is something we are all guilty of your's truly included but try and keep threads on topic unless, 1) the thread is dead or 2) the thread naturally moves over to another topic. This rule is much more lax for joke threads, pop culture threads...etc.

2) Try to back up your opinions & theories.
You'll get a lot more respect if you can. Quotes from the books (of which you CANNOT read too much) are your best weapon. Quotes from interviews are semi-acceptable. Gut feelings are pseudo-acceptable. Whitecloak blind-faith is best submitted while wearing asbestos panties.

3) Feel free to get as emotionally involved as you'd like.
Discussions can get very heated. But try not to take things personally. Remember: we only insult the ones we love. Or the ones we eventually hand over to the Trollocs.

4) Be respectful.
A lot of people have been around Theoryland for a long time. Being a Youngling means you're new around here. We do understand that you may have been reading WoT forever, but if you're gonna pick a fight regarding a WoT theory with someone who's an Elder, Ancient or Hero, understand that they've been around for a while now, and probably have posting friends. And Tamyrlin is Lord of the Board for a reason: this whole place is his brainchild. Keep that in mind. They also have posting enemies.... a good little bit of information to tuck away.

Addendum to 4: This is an international community.
In regards to the Non-WoT discussion groups, please respect the opinions of people from nations and cultures other than your own, even if you disagree with them or the policies of their leaders and politicians. Try to remember that not everyone here has the same outlook or life experience that you might. If you want to send a letter or e-mail to anyone in particular to indicate any specific moral, educational, intellectual, or genetic deficiencies they may have, feel free. Just please don't do it here.

Addendum 1 to Addendum 4: We don't all agree about the issues regarding the military action in Iraq. Post about this issue at your own risk. Things seem to be under control now. Though, there have been some flare-ups….be careful. We have had our own TLers over there, back home safe and sound, hope it stays that way. (I can't wait to be able to delete this Addendum.)

Addendum 2 to Addendum 4: Please no angry profanity.
If you really need to tell someone off, be creative. And replacing characters with @$$ does NOT constitute creativity. I like tend to like the Shakespearean approach myself. The smarter and more subtle you are with it, just makes the person look that much more an idiot.


Addendum 3 to Addendum 4: Please be nice to Newbies.
We were all new at one time you are one right now and there is no need to come down on anyone for asking questions that to the elder community may be basic knowledge. This is for you to remember after you've been here awhile.


Addendum 4 to Addendum 4: Please TRY not to feed the Trolls.
Trust me, it ain't easy at times, but ignore the obvious instigators. Just sit yourself down between the Heroes and Ancients sharpening the WTF Couch sticks. There are many on the board who know how to deal with this breed, leave them to it. It can be quite entertaining. If things get too offensive to the population in general, Mods will intervene. Feel free, however, to respond to Gonzo, our Resident Troll, we love him like a red-headed step child.

5) Please don't use the New Users Forum to recruit.
We have plenty of room in the other forums for begging for support for factions, theories, and the TCA. Please let the newbies look around for a while before taking sides in any pseudo-battles. ~looks around~ our biggest offender has not been around for a while ~sniff~


6) Most important: Have Fun!
We do this because we love it and like to think that we are, at least, reasonably intelligent. Hell, some of us have deluded ourselves into believing that we've evolved into supremely intelligent beings! Half the posters here believe that divine supremacy has already come to them! My vote is for Frenzy, and myself, of course. You know the Truth when you see it. Don't let T and her massive bag o' quotes fool you. We will assume some intelligence on your part. You found us, didn't you? Until you prove otherwise…and there are many who have, you'll be safe. If you get hurt if you do prove otherwise, I will offer my one free Healing…but just that once. After that you get to meet a special pair of chains, Mwahahahaa

Remember, you EARN your respect here, it's not given out freely and some may never know the pleasure.


Welcome to our little rounded corner! It’s a great time!



Enjoy!

Zaela Sedai, Official Theoryland Greeter, Mistress of Novices

Zanguini
10-13-2010, 09:05 AM
*Hides his world class collection of wooden shoes. (we had a dike joke last newbie)

Welcome to TL I hope you enjoy your stay if you are like the other dutchies i would welcome you to come over to the non-wot board to voice your opinion.

yks 6nnetu hing
10-13-2010, 09:24 AM
Welkom!

blijkbaar kunnen wij nu (of straks) de algemene taal van de forums naar Nederlands te veranderen :rolleyes: toch?

I don't know about posting theories, haven't done one in years...

Isabel
10-13-2010, 10:29 AM
Ja, we kunnen ook lekker in het nederlands gaan praten. Jammer dat de wot termen zo slecht klinken ;)
Geleiden bijvoorbeeld :p

Zanguini
10-13-2010, 10:33 AM
ye gods they have taken over the language too
soon we will all have to cut our doors in half, wear tulips in our hair, and bow down to good queen bea

GonzoTheGreat
10-13-2010, 10:53 AM
soon we will all have to cut our doors in half, wear tulips in our hair, and bow down to good queen beaIf you manage to hold out just a bit*, you will have king wimpie instead.

* No idea how long, of course. Probably around the time that GRR Martin publishes A Dance With Dragons.

DahLliA
10-13-2010, 11:44 AM
*runs from the flood of newbies*

aren't you dutchies good with floods? :p

welcome :D

Jokeslayer
10-13-2010, 12:19 PM
Welcome to TL, Mik!

Tamyrlin
10-13-2010, 12:36 PM
Heya Theorylanders,

I've been a long-time lurk(er). Because I want to post some theories on Theoryland -so close before the Last Day- I decided to finally step into the Light.
For.. no man can walk so long in the Shadow that he cannot come again to the Light.
Right? Right!

I'm a 34 year old Dutchy. A dad to a little boy (8 months) & girl (2 years old). An engineer at a big company in the Netherlands. A rower & a die-hard WoT-fanatic since '94.

*waves*

Cheerio,
Mik


P.S: one small question; when I want to post a theory, it says I can't use html-tags. But I take it I can use all the standard stuff (<--- like this)that I can use to post this message..right?

I've changed that...but not reflected it on the site...I need to do that. You should use HTML tags, but the basics.

<p></p>
<blockquote><p></p></blockquote>
<a href="" target="_blank"></a>
<br/>
<span style="font-size: "></span>
<strong></strong>
<em></em>

With those variations you should be able to evoke all of the standard stylings for your theories. When theories come in, along with replies, I tend to go through and add paragraphs.

Now I need to go post that list on the Theory page - thanks for the reminder, and welcome to Theoryland!

Terez
10-13-2010, 01:55 PM
Hey Mik. I don't think I have seen you since our pre-TGS fight about Egwene at 13thD. :D

Welkom bij Theoryland!

(I have no idea if that's correct, but my Dutch isn't that good. ;) )

Davian93
10-13-2010, 02:41 PM
Heya Theorylanders,

I've been a long-time lurk(er). Because I want to post some theories on Theoryland -so close before the Last Day- I decided to finally step into the Light.
For.. no man can walk so long in the Shadow that he cannot come again to the Light.
Right? Right!

I'm a 34 year old Dutchy. A dad to a little boy (8 months) & girl (2 years old). An engineer at a big company in the Netherlands. A rower & a die-hard WoT-fanatic since '94.

*waves*

Cheerio,
Mik


P.S: one small question; when I want to post a theory, it says I can't use html-tags. But I take it I can use all the standard stuff (<--- like this)that I can use to post this message..right?


Wow...another Dutchy?!? RJ must be the most popular English language author in the Netherlands.

Welcome to Theoryland!

lowlandr
10-13-2010, 02:51 PM
Wow...another Dutchy?!? RJ must be the most popular English language author in the Netherlands.

nope... a very large majority of the Dutch is very good in English (spoken and written)... better then most English natives...:p


oh.. and we Dutchies are also known for our modesty :D

Birgitte
10-13-2010, 03:12 PM
Welcome to our little rounded corner, Mik! Come join us in our lovely little chat room (check the top left of the window). It's fun, I swear! We're nice people. (Stop reading here in order to continue believing we're nice people.)


nope... a very large majority of the Dutch is very good in English (spoken and written)... better then most English natives...:p


oh.. and we Dutchies are also known for our modesty :D

hehehehe... Apparently, you are less talented in the reading comprehension area.(No offense intended. It's just funny.) Davian wasn't saying any Dutch people were bad at speaking English. He was saying that RJ must be the most popular English-language author in the Netherlands, judging by the sheer number of fans from there that have found their way into the internet fandom community.

Sarevok
10-13-2010, 03:15 PM
hehehehe... Apparently, you are less talented in the reading comprehension area.(No offense intended. It's just funny.) Davian wasn't saying any Dutch people were bad at speaking English. He was saying that RJ must be the most popular English-language author in the Netherlands, judging by the sheer number of fans from there that have found their way into the internet fandom community.
You might have misunderstood him. He's just pointing out that a lot of Dutch can read English, and therefore more Dutch read WoT. This doesn't rule out Dutch reading any other English books as well.

Birgitte
10-13-2010, 03:17 PM
You might have misunderstood him. He's just pointing out that a lot of Dutch can read English, and therefore more Dutch read WoT. This doesn't rule out Dutch reading any other English books as well.

Yeah, but RJ being the most popular doesn't mean he has no competition.

lowlandr
10-14-2010, 03:11 AM
hehehehe... Apparently, you are less talented in the reading comprehension area.(No offense intended. It's just funny.) Davian wasn't saying any Dutch people were bad at speaking English. He was saying that RJ must be the most popular English-language author in the Netherlands, judging by the sheer number of fans from there that have found their way into the internet fandom community.

I guess that I'm a bit gifted at cutting corners when posting in a hurry ;)

without the cuts:
RJ must be the most popular English language author in the Netherlands.
I don't think RJ is the most popular English author in the Netherlands (hence the: 'nope' in my previous post). I don't have a clue who is.

Most works which sell well are also translated into Dutch so they have a better market for the book (WoT is translated too). I don't think WoT books hit the top 10 here in the Netherlands, partially because some people buy the English version while only the Dutch version is counted, partially because fantasy isn't real LITATURE (less bookshelves in the store), partially, I guess, not enough people who buy the books.

Wow...another Dutchy?!?

I think there are 4 main reasons why there are a lot of Dutchies here
Although there are a lot of Dutchies here, this number isn't sufficient to have a good 'Dutch-only' website/forum.

our 'not-to-bad' knowledge of the English language (years of education and subtitles in the reruns of 'the A-team' (ta tata ta-ta ta))


our international orientation as a people


a wonderfull discovery called 'the internet'



About the modesty in my last post:
I have no clue how it ended up there... I'm pleading temperal insanity :D

GonzoTheGreat
10-14-2010, 03:58 AM
Wow...another Dutchy?!? RJ must be the most popular English language author in the Netherlands.In the Netherlands, most people can read. In the USA, if Palin and friends are to be believed, being able to read is unpatriotic, and not something anyone would admit to in public.
So it is quite possible that on this board most Americans who can actually read are posting, while only a small proportion of the literate Dutchmen are here.
Whoever is actually writing all those Harlequin books (http://ebooks.eharlequin.com/839463BA-8C5F-4459-9E9E-16A03DE11EA3/10/141/en/default.htm) (can't possibly be more than one author) definitely has to be the most popular English language author in the Netherlands, even if most people who do read those books read them in translation.

Birgitte
10-14-2010, 02:00 PM
I guess that I'm a bit gifted at cutting corners when posting in a hurry ;)

About the modesty in my last post:
I have no clue how it ended up there... I'm pleading temperal insanity :D

As are we all. :) And modesty is overrated. ;)