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gholam
10-17-2010, 07:17 AM
There was still taint on the source when I started channeling somewhere about 2001. Naturally I went mad in about 2 hours after a weave called 'The Eye Of The World'

Though I am a software Developer, consultant and trainer, my family was planning to pack me off to some insane asylum.

I thought It's better if I picked my own asylum. That's how I ended up here, after 40 years of my life in Hyderabad, India.

GonzoTheGreat
10-17-2010, 07:52 AM
Well, usually this is a fairly user friendly asylum.

gholam
10-17-2010, 08:41 AM
Good, I am looking out for some fresh blood.

Zaela Sedai
10-17-2010, 01:10 PM
Consider yourself officially welcomed to Theoryland Gholam!!! (Better be careful who youtry and get that fresh blood from!!!) As I'm sure you've noticed, we have a pretty decent community of WoT fanatics over here. One of the ways that we keep it all friendly is a short list of courtesies we ask people to follow and, once in a while, actually do get followed. Imagine that! Insane people following some sort of order!


1) Don't flood the board with multiple THREADS all at once.
Allow us the time to absorb, evaluate, and discuss, OR LAUGH at one or two ideas, OR JOKES at a time. Some of us like to do a little research before responding and that can take a little time. Of course, we also have those others who are just a bit slow. Read that as "just can't handle more than one thought in their heads at once" or "dial-up modem". Your choice. I'd suggest "have a real life", but not likely. Does anyone still have dial up? Wow...it's getting hard to give the slow people an excuse

Addendum to 1) Try to stay on topic.
Going off on tangents can be super fun and is something we are all guilty of your's truly included but try and keep threads on topic unless, 1) the thread is dead or 2) the thread naturally moves over to another topic. This rule is much more lax for joke threads, pop culture threads...etc.

2) Try to back up your opinions & theories.
You'll get a lot more respect if you can. Quotes from the books (of which you CANNOT read too much) are your best weapon. Quotes from interviews are semi-acceptable. Gut feelings are pseudo-acceptable. Whitecloak blind-faith is best submitted while wearing asbestos panties.

3) Feel free to get as emotionally involved as you'd like.
Discussions can get very heated. But try not to take things personally. Remember: we only insult the ones we love. Or the ones we eventually hand over to the Trollocs.

4) Be respectful.
A lot of people have been around Theoryland for a long time. Being a Youngling means you're new around here. We do understand that you may have been reading WoT forever, but if you're gonna pick a fight regarding a WoT theory with someone who's an Elder, Ancient or Hero, understand that they've been around for a while now, and probably have posting friends. And Tamyrlin is Lord of the Board for a reason: this whole place is his brainchild. Keep that in mind. They also have posting enemies.... a good little bit of information to tuck away.

Addendum to 4: This is an international community.
In regards to the Non-WoT discussion groups, please respect the opinions of people from nations and cultures other than your own, even if you disagree with them or the policies of their leaders and politicians. Try to remember that not everyone here has the same outlook or life experience that you might. If you want to send a letter or e-mail to anyone in particular to indicate any specific moral, educational, intellectual, or genetic deficiencies they may have, feel free. Just please don't do it here.

Addendum 1 to Addendum 4: We don't all agree about the issues regarding the military action in Iraq. Post about this issue at your own risk. Things seem to be under control now. Though, there have been some flare-ups….be careful. We have had our own TLers over there, back home safe and sound, hope it stays that way. (I can't wait to be able to delete this Addendum.)

Addendum 2 to Addendum 4: Please no angry profanity.
If you really need to tell someone off, be creative. And replacing characters with @$$ does NOT constitute creativity. I like tend to like the Shakespearean approach myself. The smarter and more subtle you are with it, just makes the person look that much more an idiot.


Addendum 3 to Addendum 4: Please be nice to Newbies.
We were all new at one time you are one right now and there is no need to come down on anyone for asking questions that to the elder community may be basic knowledge. This is for you to remember after you've been here awhile.


Addendum 4 to Addendum 4: Please TRY not to feed the Trolls.
Trust me, it ain't easy at times, but ignore the obvious instigators. Just sit yourself down between the Heroes and Ancients sharpening the WTF Couch sticks. There are many on the board who know how to deal with this breed, leave them to it. It can be quite entertaining. If things get too offensive to the population in general, Mods will intervene. Feel free, however, to respond to Gonzo, our Resident Troll, we love him like a red-headed step child.

5) Please don't use the New Users Forum to recruit.
We have plenty of room in the other forums for begging for support for factions, theories, and the TCA. Please let the newbies look around for a while before taking sides in any pseudo-battles. ~looks around~ our biggest offender has not been around for a while ~sniff~


6) Most important: Have Fun!
We do this because we love it and like to think that we are, at least, reasonably intelligent. Hell, some of us have deluded ourselves into believing that we've evolved into supremely intelligent beings! Half the posters here believe that divine supremacy has already come to them! My vote is for Frenzy, and myself, of course. You know the Truth when you see it. Don't let T and her massive bag o' quotes fool you. We will assume some intelligence on your part. You found us, didn't you? Until you prove otherwise…and there are many who have, you'll be safe. If you get hurt if you do prove otherwise, I will offer my one free Healing…but just that once. After that you get to meet a special pair of chains, Mwahahahaa

Remember, you EARN your respect here, it's not given out freely and some may never know the pleasure.


Welcome to our little rounded corner! It’s a great time!



Enjoy!

Zaela Sedai, Official Theoryland Greeter, Mistress of Novices

Terez
10-17-2010, 01:14 PM
Welcome gholam! I started reading WoT around the same time as you.

Has anyone else noticed an upswing in cultural diversity here lately?

Sarevok
10-17-2010, 01:29 PM
Welcome to TL, Gholam! :D

Welcome gholam! I started reading WoT around the same time as you.

Has anyone else noticed an upswing in cultural diversity here lately?
Not untill this guy from India. The last newbie was from Switserland which isn't very different from the rest of Europe. :)

Terez
10-17-2010, 01:59 PM
I dunno about that...we mostly get Dutchies and Scandinavians. I can't think of any regulars besides yks, Anaiya, and adbf who are from any of the other non-English-speaking European countries. Also, we have some Frenchies now, and at least two people who live in Asia (though I'm not sure if they are natives or not). And cuthbert, from Italy. :)

DahLliA
10-17-2010, 03:08 PM
welcome :D

Confinfantry
10-18-2010, 12:01 AM
Welcome!

gholam
10-18-2010, 01:52 AM
Welcome to TL, Gholam! :D


Not untill this guy from India. The last newbie was from Switserland which isn't very different from the rest of Europe. :)

Thanks everybody.

Since my joining brought so much of cultural diversity (almost like the WOT universe). my pride swells and I started to feel like the DR himself. I think I have toh towards you.

First off I should learn new weaves.

Zaela Sedai
10-18-2010, 03:42 AM
There's defninitely more countries represented. A ton of new Dutchies too though...

The other countries haven't posted in here though...a couple Asian and 3 from Ireland too

Terez
10-18-2010, 03:50 AM
Thanks everybody.

Since my joining brought so much of cultural diversity (almost like the WOT universe). my pride swells and I started to feel like the DR himself. I think I have toh towards you.
One might think you were a Maiden, with that o'erweening pride.

First off I should learn new weaves.
I think you should jump right into WoT discussion. ;)

gholam
10-18-2010, 06:46 AM
One might think you were a Maiden, with that o'erweening pride.


I think you should jump right into WoT discussion. ;)

Hey Terez, I follow you on twitter.

It's nice to see you here as well

Terez
10-18-2010, 06:53 AM
Yay! That is one weird thing about Twitter...I don't know most of my followers. I'm used to Facebook, where I at least marginally know all of my friends.

Davian93
10-18-2010, 07:27 AM
I'm pretty sure we have more Dutchies than any other ethnicity (is ethnicity the right word there?) outside of Americans. And more Texans than any other American state (though the California crowd is fairly large too).


Welcome to Theoryland, Gholam!

GonzoTheGreat
10-18-2010, 07:35 AM
is ethnicity the right word there?It isn't. We are not ethnic. All you other silly buggers may be, but we aren't.

lowlandr
10-18-2010, 08:17 AM
Welcome to the freakhouse...

THE BOOKS are on your left, right and straight ahead (imagine we might run out :eek:) Theories, rumors, gut-feelings, etc. are backed up with quotes, interviews, and the like. chatting in the upper left corner. Bribing can be done with marshmallows, steaks, beer/wine and at the moment a copy of Towers of Midnight.

I'm pretty sure we have more Dutchies than any other ethnicity (is ethnicity the right word there?) outside of Americans. And more Texans than any other American state (though the California crowd is fairly large too).

I think you are looking for the word 'nationality'.

It isn't. We are not ethnic. All you other silly buggers may be, but we aren't.

I didn't know you spoke about yourselves in plural... next thing you are demanding we should call you 'highness' and claim royal blood :p

GonzoTheGreat
10-18-2010, 08:59 AM
The Dutch are not ethnic, we are individuals. It's all those foreigners who are ethnic.

Confinfantry
10-18-2010, 08:44 PM
Well all you 'foreeineers' are crazy from what I have seen but yes it would be nationality... LOL

Birgitte
10-20-2010, 03:32 PM
Welcome to the Insanity, Gholam! I'm sure you'll fit right in. I'd invite you to the chat, but I don't think anyone wants to chance you pulling them apart and drinking their blood. Sorry.

Matoyak
10-20-2010, 03:51 PM
Welcome Gholam.
I read your thread title as "Assy-lum".
That is all. (For now).

Have fun and post often :)

Nazbaque
02-06-2011, 05:27 AM
The Naz is back welcome number 2:

Welcome Gholam!

You may call me Naz!

*Sets himself on fire*

And no I'm not going to just copy/paste all my posts. What must you people think of me?

*Roasts his nuts*