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Nafro
11-18-2010, 01:53 PM
Now that he has given up his eye to save Moiraine, Mat needs a gnarly new eyepatch worthy of its wearer. Lets hear some ideas as to what he should paint on it (like Uno).

I think he should go with dice, all showing a single pip.

Davian93
11-18-2010, 02:06 PM
Speaking of him losing his eye...

Rand lost a hand
Mat lost an eye
What appendage/body part does Perrin get to lose?

WinespringBrother
11-18-2010, 02:12 PM
Speaking of him losing his eye...

Rand lost a hand
Mat lost an eye
What appendage/body part does Perrin get to lose?

Let's hope that Shaido doesn't return looking for revenge ;)

Caveatar
11-18-2010, 02:19 PM
Speaking of him losing his eye...

Rand lost a hand
Mat lost an eye
What appendage/body part does Perrin get to lose?

Faile I hope. :)

I still haven't forgiven her for screwing over good old Loial about the ways. That little sh1te pissed off an Ogier for crying out loud.

Flinn Sedai
11-18-2010, 02:25 PM
Speaking of him losing his eye...

Rand lost a hand
Mat lost an eye
What appendage/body part does Perrin get to lose?

According to the Dark Prophecy, his life.

Frankly, I think Mat made out pretty well, all things considered. His friends are getting chopped up for parts.

tiredofbuttons
11-18-2010, 02:30 PM
Speaking of him losing his eye...

Rand lost a hand
Mat lost an eye
What appendage/body part does Perrin get to lose?

Faile already carries his nethers a jar!

Caveatar
11-18-2010, 02:30 PM
Now that he has given up his eye to save Moiraine, Mat needs a gnarly new eyepatch worthy of its wearer. Lets hear some ideas as to what he should paint on it (like Uno).

I think he should go with dice, all showing a single pip.


Maybe his foxhead medallion could be duplicated inside a crystal fake eyeball. Looking in an eye like that would scare hell out of me.

Landro
11-18-2010, 02:34 PM
Speaking of him losing his eye...

Rand lost a hand
Mat lost an eye
What appendage/body part does Perrin get to lose?

Perrin has parallels with many mythological blacksmiths; many of whom were lame.

Perrin will lose a foot and maybe his leg too.

grunt
11-18-2010, 03:14 PM
Speaking of him losing his eye...

Rand lost a hand
Mat lost an eye
What appendage/body part does Perrin get to lose?

His testicles. Faile has had them for quite some time now. She recently started letting him use them again, tho.

Nafro
11-18-2010, 03:15 PM
Perrin already lost his suck.

Nafro
11-18-2010, 03:16 PM
Now that he has given up his eye to save Moiraine, Mat needs a gnarly new eyepatch worthy of its wearer. Lets hear some ideas as to what he should paint on it (like Uno).

I think he should go with dice, all showing a single pip.

Get it? The Dark One's Eyes? Anybody? Buehler?

Crispin's Crispian
11-18-2010, 03:54 PM
Perrin has parallels with many mythological blacksmiths; many of whom were lame.

Perrin will lose a foot and maybe his leg too.

Awesome theory. I just wish we had some prophecy to back it up. All we have are flowers blooming, broken crowns, and Perrin falling off a cliff.


As for Mat's eye patch (another great idea, BTW)...

-Ravens
-Dice
-A foxhead

jana
11-18-2010, 03:57 PM
lightning bolt

a picture of tuon

Mort
11-18-2010, 05:38 PM
A hand, flipping people off :)

Caveatar
11-18-2010, 06:34 PM
A hand, flipping people off :)

A Red Hand tattooed on a piece of leather made from a Foxy Finn Hide.

torquemada
11-18-2010, 09:28 PM
Speaking of him losing his eye...

Rand lost a hand
Mat lost an eye
What appendage/body part does Perrin get to lose?

Hopefully his head.


A patch would detract from Mat's good bloody hat. Besides, an empty eye socket might make a nice addition to the curse words thrown at which ever Aes Sedi is pissing him off that day. I think it will there will be a lot of lowered hat brim instead of a patch, but an Uno style patch would be cool too.

jana
11-18-2010, 09:31 PM
this post is so mean


:D

HunterOTS
11-18-2010, 09:39 PM
He will need various ones for different tasks, like the 3 pairs of boots he mentioned for farmers. Perhaps a pink one for the bedroom.

Caveatar
11-18-2010, 09:57 PM
Speaking of him losing his eye...

Rand lost a hand
Mat lost an eye
What appendage/body part does Perrin get to lose?


From the Poetic Eddas Volundarkvitha' regarding Wayland Smith.

...Wayland remained behind and was soon captured by the evil King Nidung of Sweden.
To prevent Wayland from escaping, Nidung ordered his men to cut the sinews of Wayland's leg.


And it seems like Perrin can still feel something wrong with the wound he got from Slayer's arrow.
*****
Perrin tried to send himself away, but his mind was fuzzy. Another arrow would soon fall. He knew it. He managed to roll out of the way as it struck the ground, but his leg no longer worked, and Hopper was so heavy. Perrin pitched to the ground, dropping the wolf, rolling.
-----------
Perrin fell to one knee, the pain in his leg still there. He gasped.
"You can't heal yourself," Slayer said. "There are ways, but simply imagining yourself well does not work.

------
The Aes Sedai grabbed Perrin's head in her hands, and Perrin felt the icy cold of a Healing wash across him. The wounds in his leg and across his chest closed.
"We tried to Heal you while you slept," Faile said, cradling Perrin's head in her lap. "But Edarra stopped us."
"It is not to be done. Wouldn't work anyway." That was the Wise One's voice.

-------------
Perrin turned as the portal closed. As he stepped, he felt a faint throbbing from his leg, where Slayer's arrow had hit him. He had been Healed of that wound, and from what he'd been able to tell, the Healing had been complete. There was no injury. But his leg ... it felt like it could remember the wound anyway. It was like a shadow, very faint, almost unnoticeable.
**********
Looks like Perrin will carry the reminder of his wounded leg at least.

morat'corlm
11-18-2010, 10:00 PM
Terez could make this into an entire slash fanfiction.

“If you fall, Uno,” he whispered, “I will take up your patch.”

He was still not flaming sure whether Mat flaming well meant him to flaming hear or flaming not.

GonzoTheGreat
11-19-2010, 03:59 AM
I think that a mirror could be distracting to opponents during combat. Plus, it could spark a whole new set of rumours.

Jonai
11-19-2010, 04:17 AM
I naked bar maid...for thom...and the rest of his friends...cuz you know...he's married and all.

jana
11-19-2010, 04:29 AM
naked bar maid...for thom..

Not for Thom anymore. Mat's no longer oblivious to the obvious http://www.readandfindout.com/site_media/images/smilies/moiraine.gif

natasharma
11-19-2010, 04:46 AM
He is probably just gonna use his hat to cover the missing eye... Its a bloody good hat. ;)

Jonai
11-19-2010, 04:47 AM
Oh right right. *g*

halo6819
11-19-2010, 06:56 PM
Speaking of him losing his eye...

Rand lost a hand
Mat lost an eye
What appendage/body part does Perrin get to lose?

Perrin lost his manhood when he married Faile

morat'corlm
11-19-2010, 07:03 PM
If only that joke hadn't already been made. Twice.

Caveatar
11-19-2010, 07:06 PM
If only that joke hadn't already been made. Twice.

Its a bloody good joke. :D

Rahvin571
11-19-2010, 07:18 PM
If only that joke hadn't already been made. Twice.

I'm pretty sure it was what at least half of us were thinking as soon as we came on this thread. This just seems to be a case of tl,dr but replying anyway. Happens.

jana
11-19-2010, 10:54 PM
I'm pretty sure it was what at least half of us were thinking as soon as we came on this thread.

I thought of it, but more like "I wonder how long it will take before someone makes that joke"

Belazamon
11-20-2010, 01:09 AM
Whatever Mat gets on his eyepatch, he'll probably have somebody pick out all the lace and embroidery.

Well, most of it, anyway.

Nicci
11-20-2010, 03:24 AM
Whatever Mat gets on his eyepatch, he'll probably have somebody pick out all the lace and embroidery.

Well, most of it, anyway.

Damn you, I was looking through the thread, trying to figure out if people had mentioned lace yet. Got my hopes up too, 'till the very last post :(

Seeker
11-20-2010, 11:04 AM
Speaking of him losing his eye...

Rand lost a hand
Mat lost an eye
What appendage/body part does Perrin get to lose?

His manhood. He married Faile, remember?

Seeker
11-20-2010, 11:05 AM
Damn it, Davian, someone beat me to the joke.

That set up was really too obvious. You just handed us the punch line.

Jonai
11-20-2010, 04:00 PM
You're a little late to the party Seek! Half the thread made that joke. lol