Shayol Ghul Gazette--Next Edition

[Uno]

* Graendal signs contract for book titled How I Would Have Done It.

* Mat Cauthon saves Andor from Trolloc hordes by building prefect copy of Caemlyn, "down to the orange roof on Basel Gill's outhouse."

* "We'll take the Asha'man and the Seanchan, but we don't want the Seafolk," vows Queen Elayne.

* Moridin considers nose-job.

* Narg wins scrabble tournament. Embarrassing scenes follow as Shaidar Haran protests results.

[Terez]

You should make and sticky an index for the Gazette, linking to old posts and also to the Gazette website. Just saying.

[GonzoTheGreat]

Transparency and openness?
Those aren't Shadow values, as you should know. Only Light blinded fools believe in that.