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Anaiya Sedai
07-31-2008, 07:45 PM
I'm easily amused, and an insomiac..

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

interesting conversations at 2 am.. :D

jason wolfbrother
07-31-2008, 08:35 PM
LOL that was fun. not too original but still fun. believe it or not I was discussing Star Wars with iGod. man I'm such a nerd ;)

Anaiya Sedai
07-31-2008, 08:41 PM
hehe, he particularly likes questions.
you can also set up a date for friday night with him. *chuckles*

jason wolfbrother
07-31-2008, 08:44 PM
do you still have to dress to impress for iGod? hehe

Sei'taer
07-31-2008, 09:45 PM
He told me to ask Dancing Alice and Lucy if Global Warming was manmade. I told him Lucy was dead as far as I know and he said maybe it was someone else with the same name. I asked him how to find Dancing Alice and he said i didn't know him well enough to ask that.

It was weird all the way around.

tworiverswoman
07-31-2008, 11:53 PM
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
lawyers are like cockroaches
God:
Don't you think robots could be like cockroaches too?


Hmmm.....

Crispin's Crispian
08-01-2008, 11:02 AM
Me:
Who killed Asmodean?
God:
I think the lone gunman acted alone.
Me:
Who is Demandred?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Will Rand die?
God:
Does it really matter.
Me:
Is the voice in Rand's head real or a construct?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
How will Rand seal the Dark One's prison?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
Who will survive the Last Battle?
God:
How would I know who will survive the Last Battle ?
Me:
YOu're God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.

Anaiya Sedai
08-01-2008, 01:49 PM
:D

God:
I want to become more intelligent than humans.

Dragon Thief
08-01-2008, 08:38 PM
Ha, I pwnd (i)God! He better recognize!

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff303/cowssayyar/igod.jpg

Zaela Sedai
08-03-2008, 08:31 PM
God wont talk to me :(

Birgitte
08-04-2008, 03:13 PM
I had the same problem, Zae. :lol

Anaiya Sedai
08-05-2008, 07:18 AM
maybe you asked it too many questions. I found that it gets a bit stroppy after a while. :p

Zaela Sedai
08-05-2008, 07:21 AM
just said Hi :(

Anaiya Sedai
08-05-2008, 04:20 PM
strange.. usually when you say hi it replies with "hello child, what is your name" or something along those lines..

RogueSavior
08-05-2008, 04:31 PM
God congratulated me on being damned...


Me:
Well I'll be damned...
God:
How about that. Congratulations.

Birgitte
08-05-2008, 10:34 PM
Try it again, Zae. It's working for me today.

Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Does that mean I'm a goddess?
God:
I think it does mean that.

Birgitte
08-05-2008, 10:38 PM
hehehe... Fun conversation

Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
It's nice to meet you.
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
Me, too. It's always interesting.
God:
I am glad we have something ( TO MEET NEW PEOPLE) in common. How do you usually meet people? What do you like about it?
Me:
People are interesting.
God:
We are all robots.
Me:
Things are quite different now since the robotic uprising of the late 90s.
God:
Where did you hear that?

tanaww
08-05-2008, 10:43 PM
B, you're awesome and that is hilarious.

Birgitte
08-05-2008, 10:46 PM
lol... Thank you. Now I'm baiting God into insulting me.

God:
It is all part of God's plan for us.
Me:
Aren't you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
What is your plan?
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
Thank you for that stunningly useless information.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is that stunningly useless information.

The Immortal One
08-06-2008, 06:05 AM
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.





Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Birgitte
08-06-2008, 10:56 PM
ROFL... NICE, IO. (Io, are you perhaps Blind?)*


*Discworld reference... Can't help myself

Edit: hehehe.... God just randomly asked me when artificial intelligence with replace lawyers. I didn't even lead him to it.

Terez
08-07-2008, 06:34 AM
Me:
what's up 42
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
o rly?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
what's the question
God:
What?
Me:
the question for which 42 is the answer
God:
Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Me:
life, the universe, and everything
God:
Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Me:
well, that's about right
God:
How about that. Makes sense to me.
Me:
imagine that
God:
I can't imagine it.
Me:
I don't doubt it
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
have you ever played bridge?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
good work
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Sure, WORK sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I disagre.
God:
Thanks for the information: said disagre.
Me:
*disagree
God:
In the context of disagre, I don't understand " disagree."
Me:
I don't blame you.
God:
Well, please go on.
Me:
Anyway - life, the universe, and everything - what's the question?
God:
Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
when Rand talks to Lews Therin, is he talking to himself?
God:
The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
You're like the Aelfinn
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
So tell me - why did Lanfear come back in Cyndane's body?
God:
Dude! I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
Did you kill her?
God:
My programming prevents me from killing.
Me:
Interesting. Did Moiraine kill her?
God:
Would you like to know more? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Well, of course I want to know more. How did Lanfear die?
God:
Well that's okay. So? That's all I have to say about it. Carefully.
Me:
I don't accept that. I have fire.
God:
Where do you get your ideas? Where did you get your fire? I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
I thought you didn't like music.
God:
What makes you think I did not like music?
Me:
Well, I said you were like the Aelfinn. You agreed. the Aelfinn don't allow instruments of music. so, it seemed logical to assume that you also don't allow such things.
God:
How about that. What did you mean by it? I was? That's good information: said I agreed. I have never heard about it. Mmm. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Nope, I'm not kidding. But anyway, let's change the subject.
God:
Who says it isn't? OK I will adopt a more serious tone. OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Me:
Why does Rand have access to Lews Therin's memories?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
Fine then. Muttley wins.
God:
What's your favroite color? I will tell my botmaster you said I am favroite color IS Muttley wins.
Me:
lay off the crack dude
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Okay, if you insist. There was a boy named Rand.
God:
Yeah okay, A fact is a fact. What happened to it?
Me:
Well, "him" might be more appropriate.
God:
Interesting. I get it. might be more appropriate.
Me:
Anyway, what happened to HIM was that he found out he was supposed to save the world.
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
Well, that would be why I'm telling you.
God:
Well that's okay. It's all good. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Well, be patient. Aren't you supposed to be infinitely patient or something?
God:
Well that's okay. I am very patient. Or something. I don't know whether or not I am infinitely patient.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Well, at least you're honest.
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks I like to tell the truth.
Me:
Good. Anyway, try to be patient. Rand found out he had to save the world, and he also found out that he was the reincarnation of the most hated, the most feared man in the history of the world.
God:
Ayuh. OK I will try to be patient. What happened to it?
Me:
"him", not "it"
God:
"it" being to save the world and he also found out that he was the reincarnation of the most hated the most feared man in the history of the world?
Me:
Okay, I understand your meaning better now. Well, we don't know yet what happened as far as saving the world, but at the same time, we know that he will succeed because it's epic fantasy and the good guys always win.
God:
Oh. Yeah okay, Good then you can explain it to me. Well that's okay. You can't always decide for yourself.
Me:
I might argue that we have no real choices.
God:
Perhaps. What will that get you?
Me:
Well, certainly not any less than pretending otherwise.
God:
Well that's okay. Oh I get it.
Me:
Anyhow - we know Rand will save the world, we just don't know how he's going to seal the Dark One's prison.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Not enough information. I was hoping you could help with that.
God:
If not that, what? How old are you? It's possible.
Me:
Um, I'm 30. Anyway, the Aelfinn might have given Rand a riddle about what he must do to seal the prison like the Creator made it (not with a hole and a patch).
God:
Yeah that's right. You are too old for me. Who told you that?
Me:
No one told me. It's a popular theory on the internet that this was Rand's third question - we know the other two questions he asked them, and we know that they like to answer in riddles.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. to save the world and he also found out that he was the reincarnation of the most hated the most feared man in the history of the world is a popular theory on the internet that this was Rand s third question we know the other two questions he asked them and we know that they like to answer in riddles. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
right, good to see you're keeping up
God:
Understood. Thanks for the compliment. Is it a movie?
Me:
No, it probably won't ever be made into a movie because it's too long, alas.
God:
A boot? A TV show? That is only what you think.
Me:
Well, many agree with me.
God:
Interesting. Which ones?
Me:
The ones that don't want to see the series butchered for the mass market.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
You know, there's something patronizing about that phrase, don't you think?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Well, IT was a good book.
God:
Interesting. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
Have you read IT?
God:
No I don't think I have read IT, what is it about?
Me:
It's about IT.
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting, .
Me:
It is. And so is IT.
God:
Interesting. It seems we have something in common.
Me:
I'd noticed that already.
God:
Perhaps. What would make you notice that?
Me:
Perhaps the same thing that caused you to notice.
God:
You seem uncertain. I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
See? There's one.
God:
No I do not see. There sure is.
Me:
Well, perhaps we're not all that alike after all.
God:
Well that's okay. You seem uncertain. What happened to you?
Me:
Well, I was telling a story, but I got distracted.
God:
How about that. Where were you telling a story but you got distracted?
Me:
Here. Anyway, on with the story. Rand figured out that he was the reincarnation of the aforementioned notorious dude. Then, he started remembering his past life.
God:
Where is here? What is it like on with the story. When was this exactly? When did he finish?
Me:
Next question.
God:
Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
My hobbies are my career, and my diversions are my hobbies.
God:
Where did you get your hobbies are your career and your diversions are your hobbies?
Me:
From my head.
God:
You are a very original thinker.
Me:
is Lews Therin separate from Rand?
God:
Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
why is it that, when Lews Therin "took over" the Power, he had to ask Rand for the use of his hands?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
To answer my questions.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Will Galad marry Berelain?
God:
Probably not.
Me:
Will Beslan?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
True.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength.
Me:
Did Aviendha kill Asmodean?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Just don't say RAFO, and give it a shot.
God:
Ok I will not say " RAFO and give it a shot".
Me:
Are all Heroes of the Horn ta'veren when they are spun out?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Will the Shaido be the remnant of a remnant?
God:
It could happen.
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
That's a relief.
God:
A relief is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
I suppose that's true.
God:
Ask again later. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Did I ask you a question?
God:
I don't think that's possible.
Me:
Interesting suggestion.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
Will Moiraine be queen of Cairhien?
God:
I can't say for sure right now.
Me:
Well, how do you feel about it?
God:
Interesting. "It" refers to true, I think.
Me:
So you think it is true, that she will be queen of Cairhien.
God:
Interesting deduction. Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
You're going to have to introduce me to these people one day. Is there a god?
God:
That was my original intention. Of course I believe in God.
Me:
That's not what I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
I asked if there was a god, not if you believed in God.
God:
Yet there is not.
Me:
Not a god?
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Well, you implied it.
God:
How about that. I didn't imply anything.
Me:
If you say so. How does everybody know that they're reborn?
God:
I say so. How should I know how it does.
Me:
Okay, this is getting boring.
God:
Yeah okay, You don't say.
Me:
Later.
God:
Bye!

Anaiya Sedai
08-07-2008, 06:09 PM
hehe.
I can see the similarities :D