PDA

View Full Version : Happy birthday Frenzy


Uno
12-15-2011, 11:40 PM
I can't think of anything clever to say right now--I'll leave that to the rest of you, as usual--but it'll be Frenzy's birthday in a few minutes (well, a few minutes and a couple of hours in her time zone), so happy birthday.

You'll notice that I've started a thread for you and all you sent me on my birthday was a text message that, quite frankly, was lacking in enthusiasm, having a mere four exclamation marks behind it. But since it's your birthday, I won't belabour the point (again).

To honour the happy occasion, I will, however, have a drink, which has the added benefit of restoring some semblance of sanity (such as it is) to my troubled brain.

Isabel
12-15-2011, 11:52 PM
Happy birthday Frenzy :)) Hope you have a wonderful day.

DahLliA
12-16-2011, 03:45 AM
Happy b-day Frenzy, may your squirrels always strike fear into the hearts of men(or arrows to their knees)

Zombie Sammael
12-16-2011, 03:46 AM
Happy Naming Day, Dark Mother!

SauceyBlueConfetti
12-16-2011, 05:31 AM
Happy Birthday Frenzy :) I hope you like the honor I gave you last year. I worked hard at the timing so I can remember you every year going forward ;)

yks 6nnetu hing
12-16-2011, 06:08 AM
Happy birthday Dark Mother, the Mistress of Squirrel Army, the Right Hand of the Lord of the Board!

I wish you a great birthday and many cucumbers (and other presents)!

Ishara
12-16-2011, 06:30 AM
Happy happy birthday, Frenzy! Hope it's a lovely day, and that kids are cooking up some great surprise for you with the Dark father's help. here's to another year of kicking ass and taking names!

(And happy birthday to Henry, too!)

Ivhon
12-16-2011, 08:22 AM
*to the tune of "Happy Birthday"*

Have a fresh, firm new cuke
Have a fresh, firm new cuke
'Cuz the old one's soft and soggy
Have a fresh, firm new cuke!


Cheers,

Ivhon - using cucumbers to poke holes in the myth of the Dark Mother since 2002

Res_Ipsa
12-16-2011, 10:08 AM
You all have an inordinate fascination with Frenzy and cucumbers . . . do tell.

Happy Birthday Frenzy!

Ivhon
12-16-2011, 10:15 AM
You all have an inordinate fascination with Frenzy and cucumbers . . . do tell.

Happy Birthday Frenzy!

Thus we proclaim the mystery of cukes,

The Thread died
The Thread is risen
The Thread will come again

Res_Ipsa
12-16-2011, 10:21 AM
Thus we proclaim the mystery of cukes,

The Thread died
The Thread is risen
The Thread will come again

Ahh, googline just the "Thus . . . cukes" gave me the clue.

Hopper
12-16-2011, 10:31 AM
Happy 45th birthday Frenzy. :D

Tomp
12-16-2011, 10:40 AM
I don't know you but I'll chime in Happy Birthday!!!

And soon the weirdy-beardy guy comes as well

Frenzy
12-16-2011, 11:54 PM
Thank you Uno (!!!!!!!!!!!!!), and thank you all for the birthday wishes. :D i won't say how old i am now (Hopper you can go to hell), but i will say that i was 23 when i started posting at TL.

Saucy: Happy 1st birthday to your little man, and many many happy returns :)

Ivhon... i seriously have to buy you a beer. And hurt you. Maybe not in that order. ~weg~

Googling cucumbers... i may have to start calling someone grasshopper

Now, on to presents...
http://www.anthillz.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Squirrel-Birthday.jpg

Uno
12-17-2011, 12:03 AM
Thank you Uno (!!!!!!!!!!!!!), and thank you all for the birthday wishes. :D i won't say how old i am now (Hopper you can go to hell), but i will say that i was 23 when i started posting at TL.


Meh. You still look like a 19-year-old girl. Clean living, I expect. And you're buying Ivhon beer? What do I get? You know I don't like to come across as the whiny little brother, but still.

ShadowbaneX
12-17-2011, 12:54 AM
What if Ivhon gets the beer, but you get the scotch?

Uno
12-17-2011, 01:59 AM
What if Ivhon gets the beer, but you get the scotch?

She mixes a pretty decent martini, so I'll have one of those instead.

Frenzy
12-17-2011, 02:10 AM
SBX i'd get you scotch so smooth you could pour it over ice cream.

Uno i'd make you a kickass martini and some absinthe to go with it. And try not to mix it up with the Midori ~smiles innocently~

ShadowbaneX
12-17-2011, 10:48 AM
Not that I'd turn down the scotch, but I thought this was your birthday. Shouldn't you be the one getting the gifts?

GonzoTheGreat
12-17-2011, 11:03 AM
"Beware of Frenzies bearing gifts."

Hopper
12-18-2011, 02:33 PM
Not that I'd turn down the scotch, but I thought this was your birthday. Shouldn't you be the one getting the gifts?

Getting a bunch of Theorylanders drunk so she can mess with them IS a gift.

Gilshalos Sedai
12-18-2011, 04:22 PM
She DID get TL'ers drunk so she could mess with them. At least once. Maybe more.

Course, I think she'd also imbibed as well... which sorta defeats the purpose.

Happy Birthday, Dark Sis!

Uno
12-18-2011, 04:56 PM
You hardly get drunk from a martini or two, and absinthe is so herbal it's basically medicine. Very good for the proper operation of internal organs. I don't touch Scotch any longer. To me it's like antabus now.

Davian93
12-18-2011, 05:30 PM
Happy Birthday Dark Mother!

May your day be "filled" will cucumberly goodness.

Zaela Sedai
12-19-2011, 05:46 PM
http://s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/NuQMjR-X55cFvtqHOWf4Tw/l.jpg

Figbiscuit
12-20-2011, 05:42 AM
Happy (belated) Birthday Frenzy :)

pops taer
12-22-2011, 12:34 AM
Forgive Dark Mother, my pretty wild woman, for I have sinned and (Ooh, Ouch, Oww, Ow, OWWWWWW). By the way did the Mississippi Squirrel make it your way with the directions I gave him? Just head west and look for the pretty wild woman. Can't miss her!!!