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Davian93
08-13-2008, 12:12 PM
http://www.ktvu.com/news/17174989/detail.html

Well maybe anyway.

GonzoTheGreat
08-13-2008, 12:16 PM
It’s more than 7-feet tall. Weighs over 500 pounds and walked upright...
Might've been just a somewhat tall, but further ordinary, American. The weight range isn't exceptional, is it?

Crispin's Crispian
08-13-2008, 12:29 PM
Might've been just a somewhat tall, but further ordinary, American. The weight range isn't exceptional, is it?

http://www.andrethegiant.com

At 7'4" and 500 pounds, Andre the Giant could have been famous for his size alone.

7' and 500 lbs isn't impossible, though it is exceptional. There are a few NBA players that have been over 7' and around 300 lbs (Shaq and Mark Eaton, for example), but they're in really good shape.

Sinistrum
08-13-2008, 12:32 PM
Since we're going cryptozoological.

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/indexFP.php?rn=3906861&cl=9263621&ch=4226726

Davian93
08-13-2008, 12:33 PM
Since we're going cryptozoological.

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/indexFP.php?rn=3906861&cl=9263621&ch=4226726

Link no worky with firewall...

Cary Sedai
08-13-2008, 12:35 PM
What the heck was that, Sini?

Sinistrum
08-13-2008, 12:40 PM
supposedly the chupacabra.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

Brita
08-13-2008, 12:40 PM
And they found the body in the woods- chances are (although not 100% sure) if this was just an exceptionally large human- he would have been reported missing.

Unless it's some weird situation where he was raised in isolation by his grandmother because she wanted to protect him from the cruel world and the jeers that could result from his freakish size. The mother obviously died in during the birth due to his enormous build. So the grandmother found a cabin deep in the wilds of Georgia and raised this unfortunate soul on rabbit and berries. When the grandmother (mumu as he affectionately called her) died of old age, the enormous man was at a loss without her and eventually succumbed to death himself, laying on the forest floor and dying from a broken heart. The girl he's always watched from afar, to shy to approach, who finds his body - in a tear-jerking moment, of regret for never having approached him herself. It really is quite tragic, poor fellow.

Ishara
08-13-2008, 12:48 PM
Brita, you crack me up! :D

Cary Sedai
08-13-2008, 12:49 PM
supposedly the chupacabra.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

Ahh, that's what they said. I could not understand them.

Gilshalos Sedai
08-13-2008, 12:50 PM
~wonders what was in Brita's coffee this morning~

Davian93
08-13-2008, 12:53 PM
Brita should you really be smoking that stuff when you work in a hospital?

Sinistrum
08-13-2008, 12:54 PM
I think there is a little bit more than saline in her IV drip today. :p

Cary Sedai
08-13-2008, 12:56 PM
Brita should you really be smoking that stuff when you work in a hospital?

Where do you think she gets it? :p I can't wait for the results of the investigation/autopsy/thingy. Brita, could be damn close, you know! :D

Sinistrum
08-13-2008, 01:14 PM
Watch Bigfoot be a cousin of Shaquille O'Neal's with Hypertrichosis and a really good sense of humor.

Crispin's Crispian
08-13-2008, 02:01 PM
And they found the body in the woods- chances are (although not 100% sure) if this was just an exceptionally large human- he would have been reported missing.

Unless it's some weird situation where he was raised in isolation by his grandmother because she wanted to protect him from the cruel world and the jeers that could result from his freakish size. The mother obviously died in during the birth due to his enormous build. So the grandmother found a cabin deep in the wilds of Georgia and raised this unfortunate soul on rabbit and berries. When the grandmother (mumu as he affectionately called her) died of old age, the enormous man was at a loss without her and eventually succumbed to death himself, laying on the forest floor and dying from a broken heart. It really is quite tragic, poor fellow.
Fantastic!! Build on that story and get yourself a screenplay and you're set.

Brita
08-13-2008, 02:10 PM
Fantastic!! Build on that story and get yourself a screenplay and you're set.

Gil can write the novel, Sini can work out the legalities (contracts and such) and Camel can direct the screen adaptation. I get 50% of all profits and 90% of the credit.

Sound like a deal everyone?

Davian93
08-13-2008, 02:11 PM
Gil can write the novel, Sini can work out the legalities (contracts and such) and Camel can direct the screen adaptation. I get 50% of all profits and 90% of the credit.

Sound like a deal everyone?

I should get a cut for posting the original article...

Cary Sedai
08-13-2008, 02:13 PM
I wanna play the girl he's always watched from afar, to shy to approach, who finds his body - in a tear-jerking moment, of regret for never having approached him herself. :D

Brita
08-13-2008, 02:18 PM
Hey Cary- don't try and encroach on my creative process. Besides- you will see I had already thought of that :p

Dav- you can come to the Premiere- how's that?

Davian93
08-13-2008, 02:22 PM
As long as I get my 10% finders fee at this "premiere".

StrangePackage
08-13-2008, 02:28 PM
Chupacabra means "goat sucker"

Cary Sedai
08-13-2008, 02:32 PM
Hey Cary- don't try and encroach on my creative process. Besides- you will see I had already thought of that :p

Very nice! Well, do I get to play the part? I can cry on command, if my mother was still alive, you could ask her all about it. :p

Brita
08-13-2008, 02:35 PM
Since you so gracefully accepted my obvious plaguerism- that part is yours!

Unfortunately, because the ginormaous man was a freak himself, he fell for a girl he could relate to...I'll just say it won't be pretty. :D But you will be very endearing in the role, I am sure. A lovable freak like in the movie MASK.

Davian93
08-13-2008, 02:37 PM
"My mom says I look like a lion"

"Come on Rocky, theres a limit!"

-Family Guy ripoff of Mask.

Cary Sedai
08-13-2008, 02:41 PM
I loved that movie, I cry every damn time, I see it! ~sniff~ Rocky.

Davian93
08-13-2008, 02:42 PM
~shudders to say this~

Cher likely should have won an Oscar for Mask instead of Moonstruck...she was much better in the former. And Sam Elliot is great in everything.

JSUCamel
08-13-2008, 03:43 PM
http://ghosttheory.com/?p=128

Saw several articles on the topic this morning. It's definitely a hoax.

Sei'taer
08-13-2008, 04:01 PM
geez, could they post a grainier photo.

Crispin's Crispian
08-13-2008, 04:38 PM
geez, could they post a grainier photo.
Try this page... (http://ghosttheory.com/?p=122)

Also at the searchingforbigfoot.com page you can see the same photo. Hilariously, they posted a picture of themselves first.

Cary Sedai
08-13-2008, 04:59 PM
Looks like Harry, from Harry and the Hendersons...jeez that's a funny movie!

~adds to netflix~

Sei'taer
08-13-2008, 07:04 PM
Try this page... (http://ghosttheory.com/?p=122)

Also at the searchingforbigfoot.com page you can see the same photo. Hilariously, they posted a picture of themselves first.


I dunno if y'all can view this or not (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=108725559), but it's my cousin Gary. He does make-up special fx for movies. I think he could prolly do it better for them if they need help. Musics alright too...if you're into that kind of thing.

Davian93
08-16-2008, 07:14 PM
So it turns out that Bigfoot isn't real afterall :(

http://uk.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUKN1544880720080815?rpc=401&

Uno
08-16-2008, 07:20 PM
I enjoy a good hoax as much as the next guy, but this one was rather pathetic. The picture I saw was pretty obviously of a cheap gorilla suit stuffed in a freezer, with some kind of animal guts thrown on top of it to make it look more realistic. At least the alien autopsy video they made back in the mid-90s had some potential. Put more effort into it, people.

Davian93
08-16-2008, 07:24 PM
Well, they're Southern afterall...;)

Gilshalos Sedai
08-18-2008, 07:43 AM
Hey!

Davian93
08-18-2008, 08:03 AM
You're from Minnesota Gil...that doesn't count as true southern. Much like I'm considered a flatlander in Vermont because my grandparents and parents weren't all born here. (seriously)

Gilshalos Sedai
08-18-2008, 08:07 AM
Um... I've lived in Houston for 18 years. That's LONGER than I lived north of the Mason Dixon.

Sei'taer
08-18-2008, 08:22 AM
Well, they're Southern afterall...;)


~Takes cue from Gil~ Hey!

tanaww
08-18-2008, 08:18 PM
Um... I've lived in Houston for 18 years. That's LONGER than I lived north of the Mason Dixon.

Funny...

Most people aren't proud of that.

GonzoTheGreat
08-19-2008, 02:24 AM
Perhaps it depends on the availability (or lack thereof) of other accomplishments?