View Full Version : I challenge you!!

03-14-2012, 06:08 PM
to come up with Wheel of Time based Haikus and Limericks.

I will start

There was this guy Perrin who was real nice
He ran with the wolves and had their eyes
He had a cool axe
But he could never relax
When with that weapon enemies he'd slice

Seth Baker
03-14-2012, 06:20 PM
Rand is the Dragon
Valan Luca or Perrin?
Not so much, buddy

03-14-2012, 06:34 PM
Be warned this is a little blue.

There was this girl balled Berelain
Who claimed that she never ever had lain
With a man or a horse
But there was of course
That fact that her dress had a weird stain

03-14-2012, 06:50 PM
The Dragon Reborn,
Car'a'carn and Coramoor
The Great Rand al'Thor

Zombie Sammael
03-14-2012, 07:18 PM
There once was a shephered from Emond's Field
Who learned the One Power he could wield.
He found a Horn at the eye,
Accepted he would die,
And to destiny he did yield.

Zombie Sammael
03-14-2012, 07:19 PM
There once was a Princess from Caemlyn,
Who fell for a man when he fell in.
Her feelings were torn.
He was the Dragon Reborn!
Is there any hope of a happy ending?

03-14-2012, 07:40 PM
have some rep, ZS!

hope this is in the right meter...

the wheel of time's constantly turning
it's halt is what shai'tan's yearning
he stretched out his hand
and got smacked down by rand
the dragon he'll ever be spurning

03-14-2012, 07:47 PM
There's a man with a long, bladed spear
The one power he always did fear
His name is Matrim, but prefers Mat
He wears a scarf and a wide brimmed hat
And from the white tower he wants to stay clear.

Rand al'Fain
03-15-2012, 03:20 AM
To die in battle,
To fight his eternal war,
The Dragon will fight.

03-15-2012, 09:25 AM
Have you read the SG Gazette?
Where snippets were often set.
Humour and fun,
Cucumbers and buns,
If not, then Narg is upset!

03-15-2012, 09:40 AM
There once was a man named Valan,
He hid in a caravan.
His breeches were tight,
his cape made of light,
because he was the Reborn Drag..an.


03-15-2012, 04:21 PM
There once was a young man named Felix
Who threw Luca into the Horn-Hero mix
All our mouths were agape
As his proof was the cape
Now you'd have to be mad to think that clicks.

03-15-2012, 04:30 PM
The character drawing most heat
Is the youngest of Amyrlin Seats
Blood and bloody ashes
We love Egwene-bashes
Although this one was fairly discreet...

03-15-2012, 04:38 PM
A question in my Wheel of Time game
Was "Which part of Ishamael was flame?"
Well his "eyes, said I"
"Terrible pun" you then cry
"By the Light, man, have you no shame?!"

Seth Baker
03-15-2012, 04:39 PM
Elayne Aes Sedai
Andor's Queen or Daughter Heir
So irritating.

Seth Baker
03-15-2012, 04:46 PM
Well, Rand is the Dragon Reborn,
And Matrim? He sounded the Horn;
Lord Perrin Aybara?
He'll rule all of Shara
'fore his wife stops giving him scorn.

E: I'm really unreasonably proud of how awesome this is.

03-15-2012, 04:47 PM
If you wanted to feel Elayne's wrath
You would just have to disturb her bath
And best leave her alone
When she's on the Lion "throne"
Lest you feel the kind of fury that Hell hath.