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Spidy
03-22-2012, 09:39 AM
"YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE!" intoned the Couch.

"MMmeeemmgmhmhmyymmy" replied Spidy, as a cushion was shoving itself down his throat.

"GAZETTE FAITHFUL HAVE DWINDLED. MORE OF THE THEORYLAND FAITHFUL NEED TO BE RECOGNISED IN THE GAZETTE. WOULD YOU BE GAZ'BLAES?"

"I live to serve o Great Lord" winced Spidy.

"THEN RECOGNISE MY PEOPLE. MAKE THE GAZETTE WHAT THE GAZETTE WAS MEANT TO BE. DO NOT FAIL ME."

"I'm in trouble with a capital K" thought Spidy, "Double crap indeed. Uno, help!"