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11-30-2012, 09:12 AM
It had happened again!

The Lord of the Board had promised that we were safe. The Lord of the Board had failed.

"Hamsters!" shrieked the Theoryland faithful.

"Hamsters?" questioned the Theoryland Newbies.

"HAMSTERS!!!" shouted the Theoryland initiated. "HAMSTERS! HAMSTERS!"

The alarm had been sounded, "YUKU!! YUKU!! YUKU!!"

Threads were exposed. Radical action was necessary. This was never meant to happen and yet it had.

DOOM was upon us! The DOOM that had been waiting, abiding, sneaking and slinking. DOOM had come!

11-30-2012, 10:24 AM
We probably need more Global Warming so that the climate zones shift so far that the hamsters will move away from wherever our servers are stationed. Either that, or more illegal Peruvian pan pipes players. Whichever can be implemented sooner.