View Full Version : That's nuts!

12-30-2013, 06:07 AM
I don't really know what to say about this (http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/29/wife-stabs-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel-after-he-comes-home-without-beer-4244560/):
She is then alleged to have grabbed a ceramic squirrel, struck him over the head with it before stabbing him in the chest with the item.
The husband made a call to the emergency services using a neighbour’s phone, after which police arrived finding blood across his clothes and body, as well as on the hands of Ms Williams.
But at least the ceramic squirrel was properly cleaned after use (no mention of blood left on that), so this was over all a tidy job.

12-30-2013, 07:04 AM
Why? Why didn't she go for his crotch? It would have overflowed with unintentional puns! And how does one stab with a squirrel anyway? Were the ears sharp? Or perhaps the tail?

12-30-2013, 08:52 AM

Also thinks things are nuts...

12-30-2013, 09:10 AM
Stabbing is a completely rational reaction to not getting beer.

12-30-2013, 11:31 AM
Squirrels are lethal weapons in so may different ways...