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Gilshalos Sedai
09-18-2008, 01:20 PM
Talk Like a Pirate Day is tomorrow! Let us celebrate the idolization of those ocean-going rapists and thieves by:

Getting Our Pirate Names! (http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php)


Mine is Hackin' Jesse Teach!

Davian93
09-18-2008, 01:23 PM
More Pirates=More Global Warming....or is it the opposite?

My Pirate Name: Cap'n Bernard Knifenose

Gilshalos Sedai
09-18-2008, 01:23 PM
The opposite.

Ivhon
09-18-2008, 01:27 PM
Burnin' Diego Barbossa.

Yarrr.

Crispin's Crispian
09-18-2008, 01:27 PM
Yarr.

I be Pirate Izzy the Parrotless.

There be no poop on my shoulder, you scurvy swab!

Brita
09-18-2008, 01:28 PM
I am now Rotting Jen Grimm.

Lovely.

I mean Argh- that there's a purty name.

Cary Sedai
09-18-2008, 01:28 PM
Pirate Carmen the Well-Tanned :D

well-Freckled would be closer.

Nazbaque
09-18-2008, 02:17 PM
"Parrot-Got-Me-Eye" Booker

Arrrr Pirate I was meant to be
Trim the sails and roam the sea

DeiwosTheSkyGod
09-18-2008, 02:41 PM
Pirate Diego the Pink. Solid. :cool:

Uncle Fisty
09-18-2008, 02:41 PM
"Cirrhosis" Guideon Teach

Yarrrr, I'M where all the rum's gone!

Gilshalos Sedai
09-18-2008, 02:43 PM
And DC's swishy, I see.

Uncle Fisty
09-18-2008, 02:49 PM
And DC's swishy, I see.
He gave De Niro the inspiration for Captain Shakespeare in Stardust. :p

tanaww
09-18-2008, 04:02 PM
Cap'n Ramona Bluebeard...

I'll be takin' that and I'll be takin' off your head if you've anything smart to say about it.

Sei'taer
09-18-2008, 04:05 PM
Doubloon Swallowin Bernard I be, ya scurvy dogs. Ya be movin yer arses when I sez or a fist down yer smarmy jack ye'll git!

Nazbaque
09-18-2008, 04:13 PM
Doubloon Swallowin Bernard I be, ya scurvy dogs. Ya be movin yer arses when I sez or a fist down yer smarmy jack ye'll git!
Who be ye callin a scurvy dog ya scurvy dog?

*Shoots Bernard's parrot*

An that be fer me eye ya landlubber arrrrrrrr!

Verin Mathwin
09-18-2008, 04:17 PM
Using my real name: No-eye Ron

Using TL name: Huge Palgrave Dagger

tanaww
09-18-2008, 04:19 PM
No-eye Ron, you'll be swabbin' that deck 'til it shines or you'll be a-walkin' the plank!

Sei'taer
09-18-2008, 04:24 PM
Who be ye callin a scurvy dog ya scurvy dog?

*Shoots Bernard's parrot*

An that be fer me eye ya landlubber arrrrrrrr!

~crams his fist down Bookers grimy jackhole~~pops his parrot one for good measure~ Start it agin an I'll be fobbin' out yer ather eye!

John Snow
09-18-2008, 04:41 PM
Lovely daughter has a new parrot; she's trying to teach it things like 'hello', and 'treat please'. I'm trying to teach it "Arrrghhh, matey". Wish me luck.

tanaww
09-18-2008, 04:42 PM
~crams his fist down Bookers grimy jackhole~~pops his parrot one for good measure~ Start it agin an I'll be fobbin' out yer ather eye!

And after that ye'll be fetchin' more rum for me 'n' Jenn and Jessie or I'll be throwin' you off!

John Snow
09-18-2008, 05:06 PM
the pirate talk was largely started by Robert Newton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day), who simply used his own - errrrr, ain - West Country_dialect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Country_dialects) - and 'tis not a gockey's speech at all, but that of the court of King Alfred.

Davian93
09-18-2008, 05:19 PM
He gave De Niro the inspiration for Captain Shakespeare in Stardust. :p

He should have won an Oscar for that part...that was awesome. THat was a very underated movie as a whole.

Frenzy
09-18-2008, 06:15 PM
fetch some for Pirate Marilyn the Back-Stabber, and i'll be throwin' ye off anyway. yarr!

Anaiya Sedai
09-18-2008, 08:23 PM
Pirate Faye the Ochre :D

Bryan Blaire
09-18-2008, 08:37 PM
I be Scowlin' Bailey Hornigold.

Interestin' it be. Double shot of two of me favorite tings.

tworiverswoman
09-18-2008, 10:56 PM
Sigh -- I can't post the one from my real name -- it was a little too ... well, lets' just say PD would have had a field day with it.

My TL name comes out High-pitched Faye...

Or Whinin' Frances Drake, if I spell it out completely.

:( I don't like my names.

Birgitte
09-18-2008, 11:23 PM
Fineglin' Velma Teach

Like Teach in Interesting Times (Pratchett), I'll teach you barbarians how to behave in civilized society. And promptly give it over for your's.


Edit: Putting in my TL name gives me Sea Monkey Jezebel... Must be my part in the Super Sexy Club. lol

Nazbaque
09-19-2008, 02:37 AM
~crams his fist down Bookers grimy jackhole~~pops his parrot one for good measure~ Start it agin an I'll be fobbin' out yer ather eye!
This be me ship Bernard. First-mate Faye!! Lock this maggot to the brig! Set sail fer the isle of Three Stumps! If tha' weasel can swim fast enough, he be safe from the sharks. There be no room fer mutineers on the Sea Nut, arrrrrr!

Brita
09-19-2008, 08:00 AM
Edit: Putting in my TL name gives me Sea Monkey Jezebel... Must be my part in the Super Sexy Club. lol

Arrr there lassy- I do be wonderin' if yer purty little fingers plan on puttin' that land lubber's sexy club in your signature.

Gilshalos Sedai
09-19-2008, 08:57 AM
In case ye scurvy dogs are bored at work today, try yer hands at this! (http://zone.msn.com/en/celebtrivia/pirate_default.htm?GT1=29000)


My score was 22320.

SauceyBlueConfetti
09-19-2008, 11:04 AM
my real name comes out:
Captain Shakira Knifenose

SBC comes out as
Not-So-Keen-On-The-Womenfolk Julia
hehehehe

guess that translates to Beoytch
:p

Brita
09-19-2008, 11:55 AM
My TL Name is: Pirate Jen the Cash-Strapped

Both my names had Jen in them- and both suck.

Birgitte
09-19-2008, 12:22 PM
Arrr there lassy- I do be wonderin' if yer purty little fingers plan on puttin' that land lubber's sexy club in your signature.

Aye, Pirate Jen. It be a privilege to name my part in that land lubber's order.

Gilshalos Sedai
09-19-2008, 12:30 PM
I think I figured out who Elizabeth Swann was based on. Anne Bonny. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonney)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_pirates

Birgitte
09-19-2008, 01:59 PM
That's neat. I found the inspiration for Avi's Charlotte Doyle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_True_Confessions_of_Charlotte_Doyle), I think. Charlotte de Berry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_de_Berry)

RogueSavior
09-19-2008, 04:12 PM
Elizabeth Swann was certainly based on Anne Bonny, though Will Turner was certainly not based on Bonny's husband, Calico Jack Rackham. For my History Capstone course I'm doing a paper on Piracy in the Caribbean during what is called the "Golden Age" of Piracy - very exciting stuff to read about.

Pirate Blaine the Dagger thinks ye all be disgracin' the name o' buccaneer wi' yer scalliwag ways. On the sea, noone cares' 'bout yer landlubber titles, we just cares aboot the booty you be bringin' the crew.

It be Friday, me hearties. Drink up, yo ho!

tworiverswoman
09-20-2008, 12:46 AM
Where's all the rum gone?

Birgitte
09-20-2008, 01:02 AM
~watches RS stand up~ I think I know.

Brita
09-20-2008, 09:40 AM
Pirate Blaine the Dagger thinks ye all be disgracin' the name o' buccaneer wi' yer scalliwag ways. On the sea, noone cares' 'bout yer landlubber titles, we just cares aboot the booty you be bringin' the crew.

Aye- But if the booty do be super sexy- I do reckon you be carin' then.

RogueSavior
09-22-2008, 10:54 AM
You be bringin' it to the CREW, lassie. 'T be meaning sharing!

Gilshalos Sedai
09-22-2008, 10:56 AM
Wow, there is no way that's even remotely NOT dirty.

RogueSavior
09-22-2008, 11:01 AM
Hi, my name's RogueSavior.

And you are?

Gilshalos Sedai
09-22-2008, 11:14 AM
Hey, just saying. Mr. Trying-to-get-into-UT-now-because-the-chicks-wear-bikini-tops.

RogueSavior
09-22-2008, 11:16 AM
Oh they wear Bikini-tops here, too... just not to class. And not as much of the year. In essence, We'll call UW-L UT-Lite!

Gilshalos Sedai
09-22-2008, 11:18 AM
Um, dude, no way. There are far more schools that qualify for that title before UW-L does.

RogueSavior
09-22-2008, 11:48 AM
Have you been to UW-L? Recently? We're a phy-ed/Body science school. Perdy Girls everywhere!

Brita
09-22-2008, 11:54 AM
You be bringin' it to the CREW, lassie. 'T be meaning sharing!

I's just sayin' you do be carin'
Made no mention 'bout no sharin'
A keelhaul I do be preparin'
For any jack who think o' sharin'

irerancincpkc
09-22-2008, 12:32 PM
My Pirate Name is Barnacle Breath Tad.

Mort
09-23-2008, 01:27 PM
I'm a little late into the thread but I got two good ones:

Yarr! Can I drop anchor in your lagoon?

Yarr! Can I fire me cannon through your porthole?

Cary Sedai
09-23-2008, 01:33 PM
LMAO!

DahLliA
09-23-2008, 04:36 PM
yarr, take yer carcass where it be safer ye swab or Gurglin' Hank Cutty has ta keelhaul ye.

let's be quit of this scurvy village an find us a city where we can send some landlubbers to Davy Jones' locker and pillage their swag, savvy.

Arr!