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bowlwoman
04-08-2015, 06:03 PM
Confirming what we already knew:

Grilled Cheese Lovers Have More Sex And Are Better People, According To Survey (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/08/grilled-cheese-sex-bow-chica-bow-wow_n_7027572.html)

If you love grilled cheese you may have more sex than people who do not love grilled cheese.

In fact, your grilled cheese preferences can reveal a lot about how often you get busy. According to a new survey by the dating social network site Skout, cheese heads get more action. Skout surveyed a total of 4,600 people. Thirty-two percent of grilled cheese lovers reported having sex at least six times a month, whereas only 27 percent of grilled cheese haters said they have sex that often.

http://i.giphy.com/VFI9mJl4dMDQY.gif

Sexy.

The findings also discovered that grilled cheese fans are more generous and adventurous than their sandwich-skipping counterparts. Eighty one percent of pro-cheesers have donated their time, money or food to those in need. By comparison, only 66 percent of those who dislike grilled cheese report helping the needy.

Here's what the ultimate grilled cheese would look like, at least according to the survey: A mix of American and cheddar cheese without toppings, sandwiched between white bread with the crust left on. Perhaps including the crust allows more time for other kinds of activity (wink, wink).

If you want to learn how to throw the most epic grilled cheese party (which may just be a synonym for an orgy), tap here (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/13/grilled-cheese-party-you-are-the-best_n_6672190.html).

Davian93
04-08-2015, 06:08 PM
Giggity.

What a classic thread that was.

Daekyras
04-08-2015, 06:40 PM
Finally this topic comes up again. I have been wanting to ask this for ages.

How did "grilled cheese" become a euphamism for oral sex??

Davian93
04-08-2015, 06:44 PM
Here you go...

http://theoryland.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1842&highlight=grilled+cheese

eht slat meit
04-08-2015, 06:56 PM
I'm only here for the picture.

Carry on.

Daekyras
04-08-2015, 07:23 PM
There E=Davian93;228348]Here you go...

http://theoryland.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1842&highlight=grilled+cheese[/QUOTE]

That article was hilarious. Good to see Brita insist on a crust less sandwiche.

There are food euphamism for the lady equivalent already aren't there. BPK.

Khoram
04-09-2015, 04:51 PM
Generally, having a grilled cheese leads to the act of fulfilling other hungers, so... yeah. :D

tworiverswoman
04-09-2015, 06:40 PM
I'm really sorry to see that all the reader comments that made the original article so hilarious are missing. :(

But our thread in response was just awesome. :D

Frenzy
04-09-2015, 07:46 PM
That was 5 years ago? Wow, times have changed. Case in point, Camel's now engaged. :D

Nazbaque
04-09-2015, 08:32 PM
That was 5 years ago? Wow, times have changed. Case in point, Camel's now engaged. :D

Found someone who doesn't mind riding between the humps, huh?

Frenzy
04-09-2015, 11:54 PM
That thread was just a slice of fried gold...

Frenzy
04-13-2015, 02:45 AM
Giggity.

This (http://peewee.com/2015/04/12/its-grilled-cheese-sandwich-day-how-very-cheesy/).... i have no words.

DahLliA
04-13-2015, 03:17 AM
That was 5 years ago? Wow, times have changed.

Wait, what? :confused:

I'm starting to feel the 30-year-crisis now :p

bowlwoman
04-13-2015, 10:12 AM
This (http://peewee.com/2015/04/12/its-grilled-cheese-sandwich-day-how-very-cheesy/).... i have no words.

This just made my day.

I wonder if the necklace comes in a gluten-free option...

eht slat meit
04-13-2015, 12:47 PM
This (http://peewee.com/2015/04/12/its-grilled-cheese-sandwich-day-how-very-cheesy/).... i have no words.

I have words:

I'm not sure I want any grilled cheese that Paul Reubens has been endorsing, thanks.

Anaiya Sedai
04-13-2015, 03:21 PM
grilled cheese neckace.. that's like a pearl necklace, right?

(I'm with Tru, gutted the original reader comments are gone :( )

tworiverswoman
04-17-2015, 09:54 PM
I'm wondering why on earth Frenzy is reading Peewee Herman's blog.....

Daekyras
04-18-2015, 04:34 AM
I'm wondering why on earth Frenzy is reading Peewee Herman's blog.....

All the soccer moms are doing it....

Frenzy
04-18-2015, 05:11 PM
have you been drinking again? without inviting me? you really DO have a deathwish... :p