View Full Version : Humor -- or Humour; your choice

Weird Harold
12-26-2015, 02:32 PM
Because the jokes thread died and then got archived, a new thread.


The Unreasoner
02-06-2016, 06:26 PM
This was being passed around...

01-27-2017, 06:10 AM
Farmer Joe and farmer Tom stood at the fence that devided their land and had a conversation.

Tom: Look at my house. You know me and my father built that house. We cut all the timber, we nailed all the nails. But do they call me house builder Tom because of that?

Joe: No

Tom: That low field over there, it used to be a swamp. I drained it and dug a long ditch all across the field to join up with the other ditches. But do they call me ditch-digger Tom?

Joe: No

Tom: And that field over there. It was a wooded area filled with trees and shallow boulders. I spent three years clearing that area of trees and digging up those huge stone. But do they call me Wood-cutter Tom?

Joe: No

Tom: But if you fuck a pig only once then .....