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Old 09-20-2009, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Roger Zelazny: Creatures of Light and Darkness

THE AGNOSTIC'S PRAYER


Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.



I remember this with considerable fondness...
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Wow. Laughed my ass off at that. [british accent] Good show, I say! [/british accent]
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Haha, cover all bases eh?

Just weird that he was extremely fuzzy exactly what he may or may not have been praying to, and then finish it off with an Amen :/
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Ah, Zelazny. I miss him.
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This one was my favorite. I actually laughed out loud, which I don't actually do that often:

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This one was my favorite. I actually laughed out loud, which I don't actually do that often:
I LOL'd at this one:

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problem with the world right there. to many utopians
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