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Old 08-01-2008, 12:15 PM
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Granted but your boss only pays you when he wants to.

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Granted but your boss only pays you when he wants to.

I wish I had a real lightsaber

Granted but you lose both your hands in an industrial accident the first day you have it.

I wish I had some Taco Bell for lunch...
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I wish I had some Taco Bell for lunch...
Granted, but it's from the resturaunt where one of the employees is using the ground beef for a toilet...

I wish I had a bathtub big enough to actually immerse my whole body when I bathe...
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Granted, but you don't realize your apartment isn't built to support the weight of the water, and as soon as you slip into the luxurious bath the floor gives way and you crash down to the first floor apartment where Multi-millionaire Peter Dushop is packing his belongings. Shocked and shaken, you blurt out "What is your sign? I was just wondering because I am also the cautious type..."

I wish I was a Jumper and could teleport...
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Wouldn't that be every Taco Bell?
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Hey, I could live at Taco Bell.
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I wish I was a Jumper and could teleport...
Granted, however you can't control where you will end up when you teleport and for some reason your clothes just won't make the transfer. You wind up in the middle of a televised soccer match.....better teleport again, quick!

I wish I could move tomorrow!
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Hey, I could live at Taco Bell.
I'm not bashing Taco Bell (its one of my favorite fastfoods)...just stating fact.
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Granted... you can move to Mexico. I hear it's nice and warm there.

I wish I had a job as a pilot.
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Granted... you can move to Mexico. I hear it's nice and warm there.

I wish I had a job as a pilot.
You're hired. Now take this 1958 single prop and fly 400 kilos of coke into Miami.

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granted. but you get home and find that your keys and your phone are inside, noone is in, and all doors and windows are locked, so you need to wait 4 hours for the locksmith to turn up.

I wish I had something nice to eat in my fridge.
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Granted...You have a complete meal from Cheesecake Factory (courtesy of SoE) but your fridge died while you out all day and its all spoiled now.

I wish I was hiking right now.
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...You're High King -- but the peasants are revolting and that guillotine looks pretty sharp.

I wish I had exact change for anything I wanted to buy in my right front pocket whenever the sales person gave me the total.
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I wish I had exact change for anything I wanted to buy in my right front pocket whenever the sales person gave me the total.
Granted, it's all in pennies though.


I wish someone would steal my wifes chihuahuas (don't even think you can put a worse dog in here...it's not possible).
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Granted, it's all in pennies though.


I wish someone would steal my wifes chihuahuas (don't even think you can put a worse dog in here...it's not possible).
Granted, but they're replaced with 20 ft long crocodiles.


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Very well - your wish remains as stands. How perfectly useless.


I wish I had a ticket to Europe (First Class all the way!)
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I wish I had a ticket to Europe (First Class all the way!)

Granted... you have a first class shipping crate... complete without airholes.

Iz wishes i has a cheezburgers...(nom)
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Iz wishes i has a cheezburgers...(nom)
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I wish the shipping crate had air conditioning and was on a luxury liner -- and had a door I could open.
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I wish the shipping crate had air conditioning and was on a luxury liner -- and had a door I could open.
Granted, but you are so excited about the door, you open it and fall right out into the sea, watching as the liner keeps going....

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