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I wish I could play a match of quiditch
You find that, as you're a fairy, you are mistaken for the snitch and get grabbed out of the air rather painfully...

I wish I had some shark repellent -- and a raft.
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You have shark repellent and a raft but no ocean. Welcome to the desert, sweetie.

I wish summer vacation ended today.
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You have shark repellent and a raft but no ocean. Welcome to the desert, sweetie.

I wish summer vacation ended today.
Summer vacation is over. All your children fail out of school and come home to stay with you full time.

I wish I wasn't so dad-blasted charming.
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Summer vacation is over. All your children fail out of school and come home to stay with you full time.

I wish I wasn't so dad-blasted charming.
Granted. Not only do you lack wit, you smell of 3 week old summer sweat.

Which causes you to lose your nice Associate-ship, be unable to get employment anywhere else and you wind up walking the streets of Charlotte begging for money...which no-one gives you.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.
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I wish I knew what I was talking about.
Granted. You know what you're talking about so well you can't talk fast enough to get it all out and develop an uncontrollable -- and unintellible -- speech impediment.

You can still write coherently, but only on topics you know nothing about.

I wish pennies were legal tender for debts over $0.50.
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You know what you're talking about, but noone else does...a fairly normal incident, given who you are.



I wish I could be king for a day.
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Granted! All hail King Sei'taer, king of Nauru!

I wish Batman was real.
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I wish Batman was real.
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I still wish pennies were legal tender for more than $0.50
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Hold up - they aren't? I hate pennies.

Granted! All payments are now in one cent increments - there are now only pennies!

I wish, as a comic book character, I'm a Super Villain
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Hold up - they aren't? I hate pennies.

Granted! All payments are now in one cent increments - there are now only pennies!

I wish, as a comic book character, I'm a Super Villain
yup, but you're in a doctor who comic, and as punishment for what you've done, he shoves you into a black hole

btw, lay off of taco bell, i work there now

anyhoo, i wish i had a car and my liscence
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anyhoo, i wish i had a car and my liscence
Precisely why I don't eat at Taco Smell anymore.

Granted, but it has no wheels and it's a fishing license.

I wish anytime I needed money I could reach into my pocket and the exact amount of change would be there.
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granted, but the change is in rubles

i wish my d&d character would level up
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Granted. Unfortunately, he dies before you finish sorting out the skill points.

I wish I could survive the effects of a black hole!
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Granted. You're physically fine, but your mind is blown by what transpired behind the event horizon. Your nigh-invulnerable and immortal body now houses a fractured, tortured pysche damaged beyond any hope of repair..

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Poof! You're RogueSavior! Congratulations! (Also... that would be an awesome badguy... duh!)

I wish I could understand all languages, and speak them too!
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Shazam! It is so, but alas, you're the sole survivor of the Nuclear Holocaust. There's no one to converse with left on this world.

I wish I was the premiere martial artist in the world.
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I wish I could understand all languages, and speak them too!
Granted, but you're deaf and blind.


I wish the Dark Knight hadn't wrecked his Lambo.


Dammit, i doubled up on SP.


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Pizzow!!! There is none who you cannot defeat with your martial prowess!

Unfortunately, Dr. Danco got ahold of you while you were asleep.

I wish others knew why that wish corruption was funny...

Edit: Dudes shouldn't double up on dudes, dudes...

Edit Edit: Braille's a language, yes?
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Granted. He wrecked yours.

I wish I was infinitely plastic and elastic.
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As you wish! You're now a barbie girl. In a Barbie World.

I wish this fucking DVD would play and quit pissing me off...
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