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Old 08-02-2008, 01:50 AM
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granted: you're a ken doll. a smoooooth ken doll. With no head.

i wish i had sharks with frickin' lazer beams attached to their foreheads.
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Granted. He wrecked yours.

I wish I was infinitely plastic and elastic.
Granted. Now you can't stop bouncing off the walls.

I wish that I was Earth's Sorcerer Supreme, immune to temporal shifts that could pull me into a time where I'd be burned as a witch
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Granted, but the DVD is stuck in the player. Stuck in an endless loop. And it's the Teletubbies.

i wish i had time to play guild wars.
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Frenzy - Granted. But you don't get the skinless cat. Sorry.

Hopper - Granted. You are now pulled into a temporal shift that gets you incinerated in a furnace as a gypsy magician.

Frenzy again! - As you command! Feel free to not go to work on Monday. You're fired!

I wish for infinite wishes!
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Hopper - Granted. You are now pulled into a temporal shift that gets you incinerated in a furnace as a gypsy magician.

Frenzy again! - As you command! Feel free to not go to work on Monday. You're fired!

I wish for infinite wishes!
Granted, but your pecker falls off and the world does away with money.

I wish I could find something decent to eat for a late night snack
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Granted, but your pecker falls off and the world does away with money.

I wish I could find something decent to eat for a late night snack
granted, but your tongue falls out of your head before you can enjoy it

i wish i had a music composition program for linux

(i'm serious guys, any help here?)
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Pow! It's not Delivery, It's DiGiorno!

I wish I could beat Green Grass and High Times on Expert Guitar in Rock Band!
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Pow! It's not Delivery, It's DiGiorno!

I wish I could beat Green Grass and High Times on Expert Guitar in Rock Band!
granted, but as soon as you finish the song, the power goes out, and it doesnt save the game

i'm sticking with my last wish
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^^ Nuff Said

I wish pyschomusician brought me a steak fajita melt from Taco Bell right at this instant!
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I wish pyschomusician brought me a steak fajita melt from Taco Bell right at this instant!
granted. one fajita steak melt hold the spit. too bad the fajita vegetables are actually quite disgusting right on their own. seriously, you're better off with a cheesy double beef

i wish i could think up a main theme for the piece i'm composing right now
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Granted, but without realizing it, you commit musical plagerism and are arrested.

I wish that I could have a never ending supply of vienna sausage.
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granted. but you develop an allergyto them.

I wish my neighbours could stop being so noisy and just move the f*** out already. (seriously, I got to sleep at 5am, and they start moving funiture and boxes at 7am >.< )
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Granted. They move out and new neighbors with six adopted babies who do nothing but cry all night and twelve dogs that do nothing but bark all night move in.

I wish I could visit Mars...
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Granted Spammer! But there is life on Mars and they think you look delicious.

I wish I had season tickets for NHRA, the Twins and Redskin Football!
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Granted. Unfortunately this season there's an athletic union strike which forces them all to close until negotiations are finished. Probably several seasons from now.

I wish I had the ideal male physique.
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granted. now you have several stalkers a la enduring love.

I wish I hadn't eaten that bowl of cereal.
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Granted. Instead you drank that milk that's been on the counter since last Tuesday getting warm.

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Granted. Instead you drank that milk that's been on the counter since last Tuesday getting warm.

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Granted. But you can't land.

I wish I could lose 40 pounds.
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I wish I could lose 40 pounds.
Granted. I hope you're enjoying London but now you don't have cab fare. You've got no dollars either.

I wish SP wasn't so mean to me!
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granted. now everyone else is mean to you.

I wish I had been more careful with that hot spaghetti bowl.
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