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Perhaps the funniest part of that 'joke' is the fact that I actually read half that and checked the edit history, because I thought you put something in there about the undead.
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Perhaps the funniest part of that 'joke' is the fact that I actually read half that and checked the edit history, because I thought you put something in there about the undead.
And I thought Gonzo was a muppet.

ETA: I tried to rep you for that, but apparently I need to spread it around like a greenstocking first. Therefore, have some Youngling Rep.
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So, what part of the last 7 messages could not have been conducted over PM?
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So, what part of the last 7 messages could not have been conducted over PM?
Are you now seriously expecting us to conduct all conversations which are of no particular privacy but which are essentially a dialogue between two people to be conducted over PM? Because if that's the case, it's going to get very quiet around here, and I'm not just talking about myself and The Unreasoner. It's not even as if the discussion was off-topic - this is a joke thread* and we were making jokes. I use PMs if I feel a particular need for privacy, not just because I'm talking to someone.

*although admittedly less well-policed for non-jokes than the old thread, but whether that's good or bad is a separate conversation.
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and we were making jokes.
overall I agree with Zombie, but this part is simply incorrect.
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overall I agree with Zombie, but this part is simply incorrect.
I can confidently say that every single post I made in the seven under discussion contained some element of humour or joculation.
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I certainly chuckled at least twice. But not as hard as I laughed at Ishara's post in my other thread. She disapproves of me as a general rule of thumb..I don't need reminders. I had already understood I screwed up from yks's reply.

Honestly though...at least I thought I deserved Terez's ire...to a point.

Really...banning me would be more subtle.
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I can confidently say that every single post I made in the seven under discussion contained some element of humour or joculation.
my my, you've taken lessons from Res in presenting opinions as facts. Good job!




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my my, you've taken lessons from Res in presenting opinions as facts. Good job!
Res has always wanted me to start listening to his opinions on the way things ought to be done. Apparently I wasn't the only student in class, though.

Being as serious as I can be in a joke thread, I have at least tried to keep it light-hearted throughout apart from my one response to Ishara. I'd recommend moving the whole thing to a separate thread if it's widely felt that we're just not funny enough.
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Res has always wanted me to start listening to his opinions on the way things ought to be done. Apparently I wasn't the only student in class, though.

Being as serious as I can be in a joke thread, I have at least tried to keep it light-hearted throughout apart from my one response to Ishara. I'd recommend moving the whole thing to a separate thread if it's widely felt that we're just not funny enough.
well... to be fair, I did *get* that the back-and-forward was supposed to be joke-y. The problem is though, the jokes were bad (and not in a good way where you snort in your coffee and blush at the same time for finding it funny. Because you shouldn't. Because it's BAD), they were just... a back-and-forth exchange of inside jokes.

me, I'm happy to have all sorts of things out in the open, and it would be hypocritical of me to deny you two your bromance, seeing as I've engaged in similar or worse in my past (ahem. would like to forget those tickle threads happened... but they did). it's just a bit toomuch if you expect others to participate and find your inside jokes funny. For that sort of thing, Facebook is an excellent medium. ETA: and then, when it's actually funny, Failbook
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well... to be fair, I did *get* that the back-and-forward was supposed to be joke-y. The problem is though, the jokes were bad (and not in a good way where you snort in your coffee and blush at the same time for finding it funny. Because you shouldn't. Because it's BAD), they were just... a back-and-forth exchange of inside jokes.

me, I'm happy to have all sorts of things out in the open, and it would be hypocritical of me to deny you two your bromance, seeing as I've engaged in similar or worse in my past (ahem. would like to forget those tickle threads happened... but they did). it's just a bit toomuch if you expect others to participate and find your inside jokes funny. For that sort of thing, Facebook is an excellent medium. ETA: and then, when it's actually funny, Failbook
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It's not that I generally disapprove of you, btw, although that made me smile. But we have certain cultures in certain fora, and would prefer that we recognize that it's for a reason.
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Are you Peter Garrett in disguise?
"Jocular" always makes me think of this excerpt from a satirical show in Australia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J9iNSwV2T4
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