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Lan: I know. Yet somehow I beat you.

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Merean: I am better with the Power.

Moiraine: I know. Yet somehow I beat you.

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Moiraine: Merean was Black Ajah. I must destroy evidence of her existence to protect the White Tower. So the Black Ajah can go about their business, and the other Aes Sedai can pretend they don't exist.

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Master Gill: Legend has it Old Thom was closer to the queen that was proper. Then he disappeared and when he later returned, Queen Morgase was mad, so he fled the city, a step ahead of the headsman's axe.

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Rand: Couldn't you just add this to the big family tree section in the front cover?

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Yeah, someone posted the link to that at rafo.com a couple weeks ago, and I read the whole thing. Hilarious. It annoys the fuck out of me when people post links to the book-a-minute summaries and act like they're funny. They aren't. But this stuff is good.
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In that picture, whom is Ishamael and who is Rand?
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In that picture, whom is Ishamael and who is Rand?
I'm guessing the one with red hair is Rand?
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Yeah... figured that was coming.

Nonetheless, cat fights are funny!
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Yeah... figured that was coming.

Nonetheless, cat fights are funny!
I screwed up. The caption should read.

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Funnier, no?
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Yet another down on my plans to bring all of Theoryland under my...err...

Yes, very funny!
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I'm planning to bring my laptop with me to the Storm Leader gathering in Atlanta this Thursday. Does anyone have an objection to my sharing this with Brandon, Harriet, and the other Storm Leaders?
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I really should be working...but...







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Those are all too funny! I really suck at them, though. I can't seem to mangle English properly. Also, I'm not a funny person. So I'll just read y'all's and giggle at work.
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I think that I'll print out each of the WoTcats that we have by noon Thursday and show them to Harriet and Brandon. I'll also bring them to the Clarkston signing on Friday to get votes on the best one. I'll see if I can get the Atlanta crew to get votes on them as well.
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I should re-post my WoT lolspiders.
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Well, lol, if there's going to be voting,here are some that I maded before.









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Damn you Marie, I just finished making this one.



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Haha...they're both good. Here are a couple moar new ones.



 


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