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Of course I intend to keep rhyming
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Howdy!

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Eh, I'm not so sure. Limericks have their charm too. They just get old quick.
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Pshaw...miming can be cool. You get to go way underground and dig up coal and use explosives and have a canary and a light you wear on your head. Mimers rock!

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While this trick is good, I find myself hoping you have another one in your saddlebags.

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A Sonnet? Or Haiku?
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It will be an interesting experience reading a theory written in poetry-styling... (That is, if Snakey here ever does post one)
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