View Full Version : christ-inator

06-27-2009, 11:43 PM
so i was at work a few days ago and a co-worker and i were joking around, we were talking about arnold schwarzenegger and how he would make a great jesus.

actually it started out as the other guy sayig he is jesus, and it evolved from there.

we were talking about the things he could say and in that voice, like he'd be up on the cross and say, "i'll be back"

or carrying he cross up the hill and doing his AHHHHH sound that he makes.

or "take my hand" at the beginning of a prayer

maybe it was a you had to been there moment but i thought we could have some fun with it on here. i know it's more funny if you can hear it too

"i'm the christinator, here to save you up"

"get these animals out of here! this is not a market place!"

any how take it away, have fun with it

06-27-2009, 11:53 PM
"Get to the chapel...GET TO THE CHAPEL!!!"

"What's the matter, demon...Satan got you pushing too many pencils?"

"In Austria we have a tradition where we follow in our parents' footsteps. My mother was the Savior, my father was the Savior, my sister is the savior."

"Its not a tumor." (this one works regardless of whether he's the Son of God or an Austrian bodybuilder).

06-28-2009, 09:18 AM
"Nice night for a walk on water"

"Quato Lives!" (Just because)

06-28-2009, 10:45 AM
"See you at the party, Richter!"

With clip from youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEWHbhLx_-Y

06-28-2009, 08:54 PM
Hmm the last action savior?:cool:

06-28-2009, 10:09 PM
lol isn't this fun :D

"get out, get out!"

then when the christinator opens a pizza parlor-
"no pepperoni, only 50 caliber shells and pineapple"

Crispin's Crispian
06-29-2009, 11:43 AM
"Who is our Father, and what does he do?"

07-02-2009, 12:50 AM
"I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence."

07-02-2009, 11:03 AM

07-02-2009, 11:32 PM
"I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence."

hahaha that's awesome. then the next scene he has a grenade launcher aimed at them and says, " i said without violence, god damn you! Ahhhhh"

hey anyone whos good with photoshop... take the pic of buddy christ above and cut in arnolds face, that would be amazing

07-04-2009, 01:13 PM
"come with me if you want to live... forever"