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Old 08-08-2016, 04:26 PM
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Default I've just enjoyed urinating on the remains of my fallen enemy

The enemy being the ice in the iced up icebox in my fridge. Melting that is a nasty chore especially when you've neglected it for a good long while. I have gone 40 hours with very little sleep, but now I've finally gotten the last block of ice out of it. My trusty comrade in arms was the basin I normally use for washing dishes which gathered the loose blocks and most of the melt. So now the last melt and the final block were emptied to the toilet and as I watched the block that was at that point still too big to go down my bladder began to send the usual demands to my brain. So with great satisfaction I emptied my bladder on the last remains of my enemy and with the warmth of my urine the last ice block melted enough to fit the pipes and was flushed away with it. Victory is mine.
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