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Not related to above but still GW2 related,plus it is funny.

In a quiet little bar, the lone patron is enjoying himself a drink when a stunningly beautiful mesmer walks in and gracefully seats herself at a table. The patron can only watch as the bartender immediately brings her a bottle of wine and disappears into the back. Momentarily a couple of the bartenders children are at the lady's side. The girl carefully begins to tend her nails while the boys shines her boots as she sips her wine. A few moments later the bartender returns with a freshly prepared meals as the kids stand aside to tend to whatever needs may arise. When she finishes, the children gather the plates and disappear to the back. She rises, offers the bartender nothing more than a warm smile and a thank you, and steps outside the door as the bartender returns to his duties. Pausing outside the door, she raises her parasol, looks back inside, tosses the patron a wink and a smile and steps out of sight.

Finding himself no longer entranced by the scene, the patron steps over to the bartender and asks "Who was that?!" The bartender looks at him with a puzzled look; "Who was who?"

"That lady who was just here, that you all treated like royalty, that's who."

"I think someone's had a little too much to drink lad, you've been my only customer all afternoon. Not only that, but weren't you wearing pants when you came in here?"

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